Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Gadget: Now, Monty, you don't really believe in ghosts. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Colby, sir. I didn't mean to include you.
Mr. Colby: It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.
Mr. Colby: It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.
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Monty: [Angry at an elephant] I'll pack his trunk nine ways to Pittsburgh!
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Fat Cat: Do you see him? Do you see him?
Mole: [Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.
Fat Cat: Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!!
Mole: [Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.
Fat Cat: Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!!
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Monty: Strike me starkers 'til I'm blue in the morning! I'm rich!!
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Monty: I want CHEESE!!
Genie: It shall be done.
Monty: No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!!
Genie: Well, of course.
Monty: I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Genie: Is that all? Granted.
Gadget: Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.
Monty: You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!!
Genie: It shall be done.
Monty: No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!!
Genie: Well, of course.
Monty: I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Genie: Is that all? Granted.
Gadget: Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.
Monty: You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!!
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Monty: Now, pally, I said not to touch me lamp until I'M done with it.
Gadget: Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!
Gadget: Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!
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Mepps: Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...
Wart: ...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?
Mole: A candy bar?
Fat Cat: Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.
Mole: But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.
Fat Cat: (Sigh) I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.
Wart: ...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?
Mole: A candy bar?
Fat Cat: Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.
Mole: But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.
Fat Cat: (Sigh) I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.
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Fat Cat: [When he finds out Monty is a genie] NO! It can't be!! A Rescue Ranger!! I've been tricked! Thwarted! Bamboozled! I wish I had something to flatten you with!
Monty: Granted. [Anvil falls on Fat Cat]
Monty: Granted. [Anvil falls on Fat Cat]
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Officer Kirby: Man! That's the biggest dog I've ever seen. And it has a pretty expensive appetite.
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(Monty and Dale are pumping air for Gadget's diving suit)
Chip: Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.
Dale: [Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!
Chip: Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.
Dale: [Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!
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Monty: Reminds me of some hieroglyphics I once saw on the banks of Teluka Lake. 'Course they turned out to just be the toe tracks of the Two-Stepping Taluka Lake-ian Toucan.
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Kismet: There's only room for one lucky pet round here, and your luck's just run out!
Gadget: Is that any reason to (gulp) eat me?
Kismet: Well, that and the fact that you are a mouse.
Gadget: Is that any reason to (gulp) eat me?
Kismet: Well, that and the fact that you are a mouse.
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Gadget: The way I see it, this should be as simple as piecing together a puzzle. If only I knew what the puzzle looked like.
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[Dale jogs to turn the phone book pages]
Dale: [Between gasps] How come I always get the tough jobs?
Monty: Just be thankful "Appliances" are at the front of the book, mate.
Dale: [Between gasps] How come I always get the tough jobs?
Monty: Just be thankful "Appliances" are at the front of the book, mate.
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Fat Cat: That's the problem with foreign imports. It's a pain getting decent service.
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Bat 1: Mon, dat is one greedy cat.
Bat 2: You got dat right, mon. His banana boat is short one batch.
Bat 2: You got dat right, mon. His banana boat is short one batch.
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Fat Cat: Isn't commerce wonderful? Imagine! Trading nectarines for necklaces, bananas for brooches and tangelos for tiaras.
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Fat Cat: Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?
Wart: But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?
Mepps: Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?
Fat Cat: We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.
Mole: A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?
Fat Cat: If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!!
Wart: But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?
Mepps: Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?
Fat Cat: We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.
Mole: A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?
Fat Cat: If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!!
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Chip: What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]
Dale: A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]
Monty: A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]
Gadget: Fat Cat!
Dale: A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]
Monty: A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]
Gadget: Fat Cat!
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Ting-a-Ling: Are you an engineering student too?
Gadget: I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.
Gadget: I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.
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Chip: There's something strange about those aliens.
Dale: Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.
Gadget: And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Scooter Baker.
Dale: Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.
Gadget: And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Scooter Baker.
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Chip: This flying saucer is made out of rubber. Do you know what that means?
Dale: Er... It's dishwasher safe?
Dale: Er... It's dishwasher safe?
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Gadget: We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.
Dale: We could use somebody just your size.
Dale: We could use somebody just your size.
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Chip: It's time to go to bed.
Dale: Phooey! I already did that last night.
Dale: Phooey! I already did that last night.
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Gadget: [Examining evidence] Hmmm... The fur's too long for a mouse... Wait! Small soil particles exclusive to a lower strata.
Chip: So what does that mean?
Gadget: I'd say it's mole hair.
Chip: So what does that mean?
Gadget: I'd say it's mole hair.
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Mepps: This is the last load. Let's hurry.
Wart: What's the rush? You think these bricks are going to get up and walk away?
Mole: Nah, Wart. I don't think they got any feet.
Wart: What's the rush? You think these bricks are going to get up and walk away?
Mole: Nah, Wart. I don't think they got any feet.
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