Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Fat Cat: Very good, Mole. It's so nice to see you using your head for something other than your hair.
TV Show: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Fat Cat: You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY?! WHY?!
Dale: Because good always triumphs over evil!
Fat Cat: Oh, yeah?
Dale: Because good always triumphs over evil!
Fat Cat: Oh, yeah?
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Chip: I'm going after Dale! He may drive me crazy but he's my kinda nut.
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Guest: What a gem Mr. Klutchkoin is! By the way, where is he?
Mrs. Klutchkoin: Still writing zeroes on the check. Been at it three weeks, poor dear.
Mrs. Klutchkoin: Still writing zeroes on the check. Been at it three weeks, poor dear.
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Gadget: I have an idea. It's risky but it just might work. Guys, I need some double-weight, hot-pressed, fluid graphic-
Monty: Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.
Monty: Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.
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Red Badger: Don't try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it.
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Red Badger: [Appearing in the mirror] Ease up, badger boy.
Dale: The Red Badger!!
Red Badger: Actually, I'm a figment of your subconscious imagination created by low self-esteem. That or something you ate... Chin up, badger buddy. Remember my 3 Cs: Courage, confidence and Corn Flakes.
Dale: Corn Flakes?
Red Badger: My sponsor.
Dale: The Red Badger!!
Red Badger: Actually, I'm a figment of your subconscious imagination created by low self-esteem. That or something you ate... Chin up, badger buddy. Remember my 3 Cs: Courage, confidence and Corn Flakes.
Dale: Corn Flakes?
Red Badger: My sponsor.
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Gadget: It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.
Dale: What does that mean?
Monty: It means it's fun to ride, so get on.
Dale: What does that mean?
Monty: It means it's fun to ride, so get on.
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Dale: How do I look?
Gadget: Kinda dashing.
Monty: Kinda red.
Chip: Kinda stupid.
Gadget: Kinda dashing.
Monty: Kinda red.
Chip: Kinda stupid.
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Sugar Ray Lizard: Great apprehension, boss.
Arnold Mousenegger: Yeah! And you caught him good too.
Arnold Mousenegger: Yeah! And you caught him good too.
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Dale: Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!
Gadget: Chip?
Dale: No! The Red Badger!
Monty: I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.
Gadget: Chip?
Dale: No! The Red Badger!
Monty: I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.
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Sugar Ray Lizard: Hurry it up, Alvin.
Chip: The name is Chip.
Sugar Ray Lizard: Whatever, you chipmunks? all sound alike.
Chip: The name is Chip.
Sugar Ray Lizard: Whatever, you chipmunks? all sound alike.
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Sugar Ray Lizard: [To Gadget] So you're the wench behind this wench.
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Rat Capone: Why don't you toss these losers overboard for a real winner? You could be my first mate.
Gadget: How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?
Gadget: How'd you like a swift kick in the poop deck?
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Rat Capone: [Sung to "My Favorite Things"] Sapphires on white gold and diamonds in settings,
These are a few of my favorite rings.
These are a few of my favorite rings.
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Gadget: So that's my plan for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys. Whaddya think?
Dale: Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!!
Chip: Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?
Dale: Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!!
Chip: Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?
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Monty: [Avoiding one tidal wave] It's lucky I've got perfect balance. [Seeing another headed his way] It's also lucky I can SWIM!!
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Monty: Whew! I haven't had a spin like that since I took a wrong way into a washing machine.
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Gadget: Smoke signals! And they're from Monty!
Chip: How can you tell, Gadget?
Gadget: They have an Australian accent.
Chip: How can you tell, Gadget?
Gadget: They have an Australian accent.
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Gadget: Ya know, guys, given the circumference of this cage and the ratio of rising water, we could be in trouble!
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Dale: Where's the free toy car? I've been robbed!
Gadget: You know what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".
Dale: This is breakfast!
Gadget: You know what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".
Dale: This is breakfast!
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Dale: I'm going back to that supermarket and get what's coming to me.
Chip: Uh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.
Monty: Yeah it usually comes right back at us.
Chip: Uh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.
Monty: Yeah it usually comes right back at us.
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Gadget: Either way, thousands of little boys and girls are being disappointed. Not to mention hot headed chipmunks.
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Gadget: You wouldn't want to miss an adventure.
Monty: I'd rather miss this adventure than miss my next birthday.
Monty: I'd rather miss this adventure than miss my next birthday.
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Uncle Chow Li: With the ray in reverse, I can make little car into big car. Now it guzzles gas, pollutes air, is impossible to park, and costs a fortune. It's everything Americans look for in automobiles.
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