Johnny Bravo Quotes
Johnny Bravo: [Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here?
Businessman: No. [Johnny moves on]
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a... [Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: Gorilla?
Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? [gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.
Businessman: No. [Johnny moves on]
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a... [Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: Gorilla?
Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? [gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.
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Johnny Bravo: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
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Madame Viola: Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heared was blah blah blah woman
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heared was blah blah blah woman
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villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.
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Momma: "Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?"
Johnny Bravo: "Yes, Momma. I've been brushing everyday with this baking soda and peroxide." [holds up jar]
Momma: "Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, its cane sugar and molasses."
Johnny Bravo: "To-may-to, To-mah-to."
Johnny Bravo: "Yes, Momma. I've been brushing everyday with this baking soda and peroxide." [holds up jar]
Momma: "Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, its cane sugar and molasses."
Johnny Bravo: "To-may-to, To-mah-to."
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(In a parody ofGreen Eggs & Ham)
Suzy: "Would you eat them with a fox?"
Johnny Bravo: "If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face."
Suzy: "Would you eat them with a fox?"
Johnny Bravo: "If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face."
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Johnny Bravo: "Oh, you are Fidel Castro"
Luke Perry: "Eh, no Luke Perry"
Johnny Bravo: "Right, What did I said?"
Luke Perry: "Hey, look I have to go"
Johnny Bravo: "No wait I am your biggest fan. I based all my life in you and all the cast of Baywatch"
Luke Perry: "Don't you mean 901210"
Johnny Bravo: "Ah, Luke Perry"
Luke Perry: "Eh, no Luke Perry"
Johnny Bravo: "Right, What did I said?"
Luke Perry: "Hey, look I have to go"
Johnny Bravo: "No wait I am your biggest fan. I based all my life in you and all the cast of Baywatch"
Luke Perry: "Don't you mean 901210"
Johnny Bravo: "Ah, Luke Perry"
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Johnny Bravo: "What do you think, Rubber Ducky?"
Rubber Ducky: "Quack, quack."
Johnny Bravo: "My thoughts exactly!"
Rubber Ducky: "Quack, quack."
Johnny Bravo: "My thoughts exactly!"
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(Momma has hired Donny Osmond as Johnny's babysitter))
Johnny Bravo: [revolted] Aw, Momma. You can't take him, he's not even a chick!
Donny Osmond: No.. but I'm a fast learner.
Johnny Bravo: [revolted] Aw, Momma. You can't take him, he's not even a chick!
Donny Osmond: No.. but I'm a fast learner.
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Kid: shouts "Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!"
[the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: "This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!"
[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
Johnny Bravo: "...TV Guide."
[the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: "This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!"
[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
Johnny Bravo: "...TV Guide."
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Jungle Boy: "He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?"
Johnny Bravo: "Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly."
Fly: "It's a lie. It's a lie!"
Johnny Bravo: "Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly."
Fly: "It's a lie. It's a lie!"
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Johnny Bravo: [running] "Did you see a gorilla around here?"
Businessman: "No."
Johnny Bravo: [running and stops] "Did you see a gorilla around here?"
Hippie: "No."
Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a gorilla around here?"
Gorgeous woman: (flirtatious tone) "No."
Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a..." [pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: "Gorilla?"
Johnny Bravo: "Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?"
[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: "Yeah. She wants me."
Businessman: "No."
Johnny Bravo: [running and stops] "Did you see a gorilla around here?"
Hippie: "No."
Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a gorilla around here?"
Gorgeous woman: (flirtatious tone) "No."
Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a..." [pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: "Gorilla?"
Johnny Bravo: "Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?"
[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: "Yeah. She wants me."
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Johnny Bravo: [After a cooking contest] "Hey! 18th place! That's not bad!"
Suzy: "There were only 12 contestants."
Suzy: "There were only 12 contestants."
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Lois: "My name is Lois - a mistress of the night." [Thunder lighting]
Johnny Bravo: "My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe."
Johnny Bravo: "My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe."
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