Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes

Gadget: The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!
Chip: Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!
Monty: I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.
Chip: That's it! We're staying!

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Monty: I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.

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Monty: Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two (crooks) for quite a while.
Chip: And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.
Gadget: Is that what Cassandra told you?
Chip: Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.

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Chip: Do we have to go this fast?
Gadget: Golly, Chip! It's the only way we'll find out if the new Ranger Boat will hold up!
Monty: Who cares about the Ranger Boat?! I'm worried about whether we'll hold up!

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Monty: The last time I was in a hurricane, it caused more damage than a cat at a canary convention.

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Stormy: As soon as Jolly Roger gets here, we'll decide if we should slice ya.
Pi-Rat 1: Or dice ya!
Stormy: Or dice ya.
Pi-Rat 1: Or cut ya to ribbons!
Stormy: Or cut ya to ribbons!
Monty: Or cut us loose!
Stormy: Or cut ya loose...Hey now! Cut that out!

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Gadget: (Dale and Monty) sure are acting goofy.
Chip: Good! That means everything is perfectly normal.

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Pi-Rat 2: I say we make them walk the plank.
Jolly Roger: Nah, we did that last time.
Pi-Rats: Awwwr!
Pi-Rat 3: How about we keelhaul them?
Pi-Rats: AARR!!
Jolly Roger: Nah, we just painted the keel.
Pi-Rats: Awwwr!
Stormy: We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.
Pi-Rats: AAar.... Huh?!!
Jolly Roger: I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.
Gadget: Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.
Pi-Rats: AAAAAAAR!!!!
Jolly Roger: A fine idea!
Chip: Gadget!
Gadget: Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.

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Dale: Do you think they followed us?
Monty: [Seeing the cutlasses thrown at them] I'm sure of it!

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Don Quijole: He has returned! The evil one! The great bull, El Elemenopio!
Dale: What a silly name for a bull! [Laughs]

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Gadget: Grab that broom over there, will ya?
Monty: Righto, Gadget! But I don't think we need to worry about keeping the place clean. After all, it was trashed out long before we got here.
Gadget: No, Monty. I need a hand.
Monty: I thought I was helping ya.
Gadget: I mean a whole arm. Now stick the end of that broom through here.
Monty: Sure glad you know what you're talking about, luv, 'cause I don't have the slightest clue.

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Monty: All right, you moth-eaten excuse for an overnight bag, let's see if you're as dumb as you were in the old days!

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Gadget: I suppose my supercharged xenon flash is a bit bright.
Monty: No, the sun is bright. That thing is downright blinding.

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Dale: [Akin to Monty's cheese attack] CHO-O-O-O-O-OCOLATE!!!

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Chip: Hang on, Dale!
Dale: [As the branch breaks] I am hanging on, but it's letting go!

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Darby Spree, the leprechaun: Saints preserve us! Something's happening with me pot of gold.
Dale: Yeah, I'm not getting it!

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Chip: Well, c'mon, we've got to save Dale from himself... again.

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Gadget: Improbable.
Monty: Don't you mean, er... "Impossible"?
Gadget: Of course not, Monty! Nothing is impossible.

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Monty: Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.
Dale: Is that good?
Monty: Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?

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Officer Muldoon: [Pointing to a vehicle hanging from the rooftop of a building] How'd that bank truck get up there?
Officer Kirby: I guess the driver was desperate for a parking space.

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Monty: Let's see. The first time my tail went off, I was passing this warehouse on my way to find some cheese. And the second time my tail went off, I was passing the same warehouse on my way home. So that could mean only one thing!... Too bad I don't know what it is.

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Monty: This guy's definitely one snowflake short of a blizzard.

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Professor Nimnul: That's it! No more Mr. Nice Mad Scientist!

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Gadget: If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.
Dale: You mean cheat?

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Fat Cat: The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?
Chip: It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.
Gadget: Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.
Monty: Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.
Dale: And four: ...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.

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Fat Cat: Outwitted me, eh? Then tell me, Refuse Rangers, who's got the last laugh now?

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[Chip has planted a radio receiver in a turban Dale is wearing and is pretending to be the spirit Rama Lama Ding-Dong]
Dale: But what are you doing here?
Chip: You conjured me up, while playing a joke on your incredibly-handsome friend Chip.

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Dale: Hey, put me down! Don't make me use my mental powers against you!
Snout: Ah, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.
Mole: Yeah, he even read my mind!
Fat Cat: That proves he's a fake! You don't have a mind.

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Fat Cat: I'll take care of the shark, YOU take care of the pearl.
Dale: But who will take care of me?
Chip: I will!

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[Over a high tank with a guard shark]
Fat Cat: Will you hurry up!!
Mole: But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.

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