Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes

Chip: Gee, Gadget, didn't you put any brakes on this thing?
Gadget: Don't be silly, Chip. Of course I did. But they fell off a few blocks back.

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Monty: We may be little but we pack a big punch!

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Monty: [Placing a brick on the ground] Here y'are, pally! This will break your fall. [Gadget glares at him] It was the softest thing I could find.
Gadget: Really, Monterey! We want to break his fall, not his neck. [Zipper crash-lands on the brick]
Monty: Good thing you don't have a neck, pally.

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Gadget: I can rig up a handcart in a jiff.... Well, make that two jiffs.

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Dale: Don't want to miss the cartoon! Hope it's the one about the big dumb duck.

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[Tracking some puppets to the sewers]
Chip: But why do those guys probably want to live down here?
Monty: Rent's probably cheaper.

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Sewarnose de Bergerac: I am a professional. I have studied under the greatest performers of all time.
Monty: Yeah, about thirty feet under.

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Sewarnose: There's nothing like a good melodrama. And this is nothing like one.

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Monty: [About Sewarnose] He's battier than a room full of Jamaican fruit-bats. But you gotta admit he's entertaining.

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Sewarnose: [Knocking at Clarence Dudley's dresser door] Candygram.
Clarence: No, thank you. Much watch my figure, you know.
Sewarnose: Flowers.
Clarence: Heavens, no! My hay fever.
Sewarnose: Singing telegram.
Clarence: Hmmm...How droll. (Ahem!) Entre vous.

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Monty: [About Gadget blushing in a toy soldier's arms] It's the uniform, mates. Women go crazy for them.

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Sewarnose: Comic relief is essential to drama.

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[After flushing Sewarnose away]
Monty: Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.
Dale: Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.

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Cola Cult Followers: Come along. You belong. Feel the fizz.

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Gadget: Don't worry. The Gyromobile is my best invention yet. Nothing could possibly go wrong. [CRASH!!] ... I can fix that.
[Later, a screw comes loose]
Dale: What was that?
Gadget: Oh, nothing to worry about.
[Everything else starts to fall apart]
Chip: What about that?
Gadget: That was something to worry about.

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Monty: Zipper, all you all right? Squeak to me!

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Gadget: Monterey has his strength, Zipper has his speed, Chip has his leadership abilities, Dale has... has a good sense of humour.

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Monty: [About their Cola Cult outfits] I can't believe we hiked clear across town to dress up like a bunch of technicolor cheerleaders.

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Gadget: Golly! You don't need the Cola Cult as an excuse to get together. As long as you know where you belong, that's what's important.

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Dr. Crockery': We'll go to Inka Kinka Do just as soon as we finish up cataloging everything here. It ought to take up to 10-12 years... if you write fast.

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Monty: [To Hiram, a mummy] Drop him, you moldy oldie, or I'll knock you back to Zombieland!

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Monty: (Gadget) said "should" again, mates. Watch out!

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Hiram: [Disguised in a burqa] When I told him I was a mummy, he said he loved children.

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Dr. Crockery: Take him away, officers.
Wexler: I'm tough--I can do a little hard time.
Dr. Crockery: I've also arranged for you to continue cataloging the artifacts right in your jail cell.
Wexler: No! No! Anything but that!

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Hiram: Thanks ever so much, everybody. You're the best friends a mummy could ever have.
Monty: [Aside to Chip] Probably the only ones, I'd say.

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Dale: It's just like in my comics!
Chip: Will you be quiet? It's just a silly comic book!
Dale: Silly?! Comics are informational!

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Dale: Wolf's bane. It keeps the werewolves away.
Monty: [Sniffs] Pee-yew! That would keep anyone away!
Chip: That only works in comic books.
Dale: Oh yeah?! You don't see any werewolves around here, do ya?

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Dale: He's a-a-a werewolf!
Monty: More like a wolfwere. I've never heard of a wolf turning into a man before.

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Monty: Piece of cheesecake!

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Officer Kirby: Someone left open the door at the Twilight Zone.

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