Charmed Quotes

Prue: Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
Prue: And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?
Piper: Yes.
Leo: Glinda helped innocents didn't she?
Piper: Yes.
Phoebe: You had the answer all along? That's not help, that's mind games.

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Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe: Thanks.

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Piper: Nice costume.
Darryl: It's from my rookie days. Still fits.
Leo: Mine too.
Darryl: Isn't that from World War II? Who are you?

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Piper: Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore!

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Prue: From what they're wearing it looks to be what the 16...1700's...
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, oh, 15 minutes.

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Eva: This doorway would have told us if you were evil.
Piper: Huh! Where can we get one of those?

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Piper: [referring to the elders] Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never.

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Darryl: Well, on the human side of things, I need you guys to put together a grudge list of any enemies you have past or present.
Prue: Already done.
Darryl: Abraxas, Barbas, Yama... What did you do? Date the United Nations?

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Piper: What are those?
Prue: A way to always be prepared.
Phoebe: These are very large contraceptives, Prue.

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Phoebe: I'm bummed for you Piper, but I've got to tell you, Leo is looking fine!
Piper: I thought you said you didn’t see anything.
Phoebe: I didn’t… at least nothing good!

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Phoebe: You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney!

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Phoebe: I have a date with Cole.
Prue: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Phoebe: It's a lunch date!
Prue: So?
Phoebe: So! It's a bad sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner, that's why it has its own special menu.

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Piper: Sometimes being magical takes the magic right out of things.

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Prue: What's your last name?
Vinceres: Misery.
Prue: In that case, would you like some company?

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Phoebe: So...how about those Niners?
Cole: What?
Phoebe: The Niners. The Forty-Niners. The football team. You don't follow football? [to Leo and Piper] He isn't human.
Cole: [coughs on his water] Check!

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Piper: Phoebe, I know you're upset Leo crashed your lunch date but...
Phoebe: No, it's not that. Cole is pulling away from me again, I can see it.
Piper: Premonition?
Phoebe: Intuition.

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Leo: We'll help you out.
Prue: No, no, no. I'll hit the book alone. Your guys couple issues are really starting to hurt my head.
Piper: Wait, we have couple issues?
Prue: Resentment. Denial. Be nice!

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Piper: Here he is. Vinceres, hmm... Pretty much lives up to his gloss. Unstoppable hitman. Just keeps going until he gets his target.
Phoebe: Great. The energizer demon.

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Prue: Free thee empath,
Release his gift,
Let his pain be cast adrift.


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Prue: Phoebe? Phoebe! Hi. I hate to interrupt your whole "staring off into space aimlessly" thing that you've got going on right now, but in case you forgot, evil Triad agent.
Phoebe: Like you would ever let me forget, Prue.

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Cole: [to himself] I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.

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Phoebe: This is important, he wants to have the talk. You know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we friends that had a one-nighter...?

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Prue: What is your problem?
Piper: You are. Get your own damn club and keep your paws off of mine!
Prue: Okay, whoa, obviously somebody needs a Midol. (Andras peeks inside the kitchen)
Piper: And I am so sick of all of your stuff laying around. If you can't put your equipment away, then I will! (grabs a lens and throws it to the floor, just as Andras infects Prue with rage)
Prue: (does a slow burn) Who the hell do you think you are?! (grabs a blender and smashes it on the floor)

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Piper: "Sure, you can use P3 for a photo shoot." Hello? Remember me?
Prue: Oh, poor Piper! Well, you know what? The martyr routine's really getting old.
Phoebe: Hey guys, what's going on?
Prue and Piper: (to Phoebe) Shut up!
Prue: You know what? I am so sorry I didn't check with you about your stupid little club, but I was busy being the only witch concerned about the Triad.
Piper: Oh, right--without the mighty Prue Halliwell, we'd all be dead. Get over yourself, Prue.
Phoebe: Sisters, what has gotten into you two?
Prue: (to Phoebe) By the way, you owe me for a car tow and a tank of gas, you little leech!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, is it "Gang Up On Phoebe Day' and nobody told me?
Piper: News flash--the world does not revolve around Phoebe!
Prue: Yeah, so while you spend the night screwing the DA, we are stuck picking up your slack. (Andras, watching outside the window, infects Phoebe with rage)
Phoebe: What's the matter, Prue? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?
Prue: Oh yeah, there's a lot to be jealous of, Phoebe. What, jealous that I'm still in school? Jealous that I'm still unemployed? And jealous that I am still living off of my sisters?
Piper: Yeah, Grams said you'd never amount to anything.
Prue: I am so sick that I have been saddled with the two of you my entire life!
Phoebe: Whatever, I'm leaving!
Piper: Oh sure--you're such an immature brat, you leave every time you can't hack something.
Phoebe: Well, there's nothing keeping me here now, is there?
Prue: Oh, well I see that you inherited Dad's talent for bailing!
Phoebe: That's because the two of us couldn't deal with living with the two of you!
Piper: Well, at least I

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Phoebe: Has the tribal council spoken? Am I booted off the island?

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Prue: Who needs Oprah when we can do it ourselves?

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Prue: Okay, that's new.
Phoebe: Demon with...demon filling.

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Prue: Pig's feet.
Piper: Yecch.
Prue: Ecch?
Piper: Yecch.
Prue: So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh, but you can't touch a pig's foot?
Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
Prue: Since when?
Piper: Since now.

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Prue: Who are you?
Krell: I'm Krell. I'm a Zotar.
Prue: I'm Prue. I'm a Scorpio.

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Krell: Just the thought of working with you two turns my stomachs.
Piper: Stomachs?

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