Charmed Quotes

Prue: Oops, Busted!
Eric Lumen: Do you really think so?

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Eric Lumen: I-I..you did that! I-I..I saw that...
Prue: Really? Prove it.

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Prue: I feel like I should be cackling.

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Prue: Look Andy, will you please just get her out here?
Andy: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
Prue: Do I have to use my power on you?
Andy: I'll meet you up on the street.

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Prue: I hate cemeteries at night.
Phoebe: I hate cemeteries at day.
(they hear a noise)
Phoebe: What was that?
Prue: Probably a zombie or a vampire.
Phoebe: Where's Buffy when you need her?

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Phoebe: Okay, you know, you guys take for granted that I'm your innocent yellow pages. Okay, this takes work.

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Phoebe: Okay, it's not that easy to break me.
Prue: What was it in high school that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
Phoebe: It's not gonna work.
Prue: What was that? Oh yeah, Freebie! [the magazines on a rack spin around and fall off]. Well, class over.
Phoebe: You know that was just a rumor, right?

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Phoebe: Okay Leo, I brought you some... You do eat right?
Leo: Yes Phoebe, I eat.

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Leo: Being with her broke the rules. Not being with her breaks my heart

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Piper: What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash strapped, single, restaurant manager, who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
Phoebe: And the cat, don't forget our cat.

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Rodriguez: Prue Halliwell...is a witch.
Andy: A witch, huh? You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.

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Rodriguez: Bottom line, I know my partner was killed by a supernatural being and I think Prue Halliwell can help me figure out who did it.
Andy: Really? Well, I'll just get the Commissioner to signal Batman and then I'll get right on it.

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Prue: Winds of time gather round,
Give me wings to speed my way,
Rush me on my journey forward,
Let tomorrow be today.


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Phoebe: What have we got to lose, okay?
Piper: Well, apparently we’ve got our clothes to lose.
Phoebe: I see that.
Piper: No. Whoa, whoa. Wait. What are you doing?
Phoebe: When in Rome.
Piper: No! No! No! We’re not in Rome, Phoebe. We’re in California and it’s illegal here!

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Phoebe: Wow, what did you buy?
Piper: Doody.
Prue: We weren't out of that.
Piper: No. I step it, again. That man is turn our sidewalk into puppy main field.
Phoebe: I can not beilive that guy still lets his dog do his bussines right in for our house.
Prue: Well, we left notes.
Piper: Yes, and that left no where.
Phoebe: Yes, i hate it. Next time i catch him in the act i am gonna get him a piece of my mind.
Piper: That couldn't be.
Phoebe: Oh, i hope it is.
Piper: That's them. That guy and his dog. I can't beilive it.
Prue: That is so rude. He is just gonna walk away.
Phoebe: Then don't let him. Use your magic.
Piper: Uh?
Phoebe: Well, if you can't teach the dog new tricks how about the owner. Just think on the money we save on carpet cleaning alone.
Prue: Phoebe, we can't use our magic just to teach him or anybody else a lection.
Phoebe: Why not? It's for the greater good. I mean that's our job, right? We will do a whole block a favor. Come on! Ok, Piper.
Piper: Hope he's not out of my range.
Phoebe: Prue?
Piper: Nice shoot.
Phoebe: An eye for an eye, a shoe for shoe. Oh, oh.
Prue: Did he see you?
Phoebe: So what if he did? What's he gonna do? To cry a witch? Well, we done a good deed for the day. I think i deserve a 15 minutes of channel surfing.
Piper: Who wants coffee?
Prue: I'll grind it.
Phoebe: Ahh!
Prue: Phoebe, are you ok?
Piper: Take a deep breathe, honey. It's alright.
Phoebe: No, it's not. I saw my future. I was be executed. Burned alive.

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Piper: [about Leo] You really think he's here that much?
Phoebe: He's like the big brother I never wanted... uh... I mean, had.

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Phoebe: Are you telling me evil called good and good answered?

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Piper: Why would report about baseball player trigger a premonition like that?
Phoebe: I don't know. All i know i could feel it. I could feel the fire.
Piper: And we were just standing there? That can't be right.
Phoebe: That's what i saw.
Prue: There's no way that we let that happen. Not in the past, present or future.
Phoebe: What did i do? Or, what is it that i going to do?
Piper: That's Leo, i'll get that. Hey, stranger.
Leo: As i am that now?
Piper: Aha. Playing hockey?
Leo: They are making me work tonight, so i got the afternoon off.
Piper: Again that "must save the world" excuse again?
Leo: Like you never had to use it. You're about to use it.
Piper: There is just something i have to do. Maybe you could...
Leo: Now?
Piper: Leo?
Leo: That's ok, i...You go, there is actually some i have take care, so...
Piper: Well, we're really need to talk about things, you know about...where're we stand.
Leo: Yes, we do. To reprive chek?
Piper: That's all we 're the best. I hate when he does that.
Prue: So, what he want?
Piper: To cancel our date. He's working again.
Phoebe: You didn't ask him what we should do?
Piper: He have to fly, literally. The pages are doing that rounding, again.
Prue: It's a spell to take us to the future.
Piper: Two, actually. One to send us and one to bring us home. But, apparently we got only one shot, when we use it, they disapear.
Phoebe: Wait a minute you guys. We almost dead when we were back to the past, this is not something that we just do.
Prue: We are talking about your life, Phoebe.
Phoebe: And i am talking about yours, Prue. I'm ju

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Dan: It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
Piper: You mean sex?
Dan: It's just too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Piper: Sure, not to worry I have plenty of experience.
Dan: Really! With sex.
Piper: No! I mean.. talking about it. Yeah.

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Phoebe: Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
Allow me to absorb them, through the touch of either hand.
For twenty-four hours, from seven to seven,
I will understand all meaning of the words from here to heaven.
And, uh, p.s. there will be no personal gain.


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Malcolm: I always hoped someone would get my SOS, but I never thought it would be a woman.
Prue: What, a woman can't rescue a man?
Malcolm: I'm still waiting.
Prue: Yeah well keep waiting pal.

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Chris Barker: Speaking of getting off the ground, that plane trip to Paris is still on open for discussion isn't it? Hasn't that rain cheque burned a hole in your pocket by now?
Prue: Look I really appreciate your offer
Chris Barker: It's not an offer Prue, it's a dinner request.
Prue: In Paris!
Chris Barker: You know what they call french bread in France?
Prue: Bread
Chris Barker: Exactly!

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Piper: Phoebe, we can't even give our cat a vitamin, how are we going to get this down a demons throat?
Phoebe: In this.
Piper: What is that?
Phoebe: It's a balloon.
Piper: Okay, where is it?
Phoebe: Where's what?
Piper: The spoonfull of sugar big enough to hide that thing.
Phoebe: You're looking at her.

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Piper: (w/ Phoebe at the closed bathroom) Lives are at stake Prue, innocent men are going to die. We're your sisters Prue, we're not going to laugh.
Prue: (comes out of the bathroom, dresses a guy) How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous, I am wearing clothes from the ex boyfriends pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a PENIS! (as Phoebe starts giggling) This is so not funny!
Phoebe: Hahahaha.

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Dating service worker: What do you look for in a woman?
Dan: What do I look for? I don't know, I'm old fashioned I guess, I look for the girl next door. Someone with a good heart, and personality and looks to match. The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning, I wait just a little bit 'til she leaves for work too, just to catch a glimpse of that long dark hair and great smile. Hoping that maybe, one day, she'll notice that I'm watching and she'll smile back at me.

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Phoebe: It didn't start happening until she sucker punched Owen.
Prue: Well you had a problem, I fixed it.
Phoebe: Oh, you bet your butt you did. You nearly broke his jaw.
Prue: I saved his life. Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right, so I acted on instinct. And to tell you the truth, the moment I hit him, I felt powerful and strong like somehow that made me a man.
Piper: You want to know how to be a real man, look at Dan. Honest, kind, good heart. The type of guy who would risk being late for work just to make you smile, not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is going to change anything.
Prue: She learned all that just from looking out a window.

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Phoebe: Oh yeah, nice body, great tan.
Prue: Awesome truck.
Phoebe: You know I think you really are becoming a man.

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Prue: She knocked me out guys, I mean really, it was like I was in a trance, I was weak in the knees. And for a moment I felt her need not to be rejected, as though it would devastate her.
Phoebe: Great, we're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.

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Leo: 200 years ago a good witch turned evil, started using her craft against innocents. Fortunately she was tricked into a cave and entombed, but unfortunately, this morning, Tuatha escaped.
Phoebe: Tuatha, who wouldn't go bad with a name like that!

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Dr. Stone: Did you find Eric?
Another warlock: No.
Dr. Stone: Not good. He's being protected by a time-freezing witch.
Another warlock: And Bruce Lee's little sister.

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