Charmed Quotes
[Inside the book: Paige and Kyle are walking down the alley. A piano falls in front of them.]
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Brody: You were saying?
Paige: Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?
Brody: Looks like your sisters agree with me.
Paige: Don't gloat.
Paige: Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?
Brody: Looks like your sisters agree with me.
Paige: Don't gloat.
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Miss Donovan: Lord of the Rings?
Gnome: Historically inaccurate.
Miss Donovan: Harry Potter?
Gnome: Filled with juvenile delinquents.
Miss Donovan: Even the Wizard of Oz?
Gnome: Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Paige: Oh, come on, seriously.
Miss Donovan: It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.
Gnome: I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.
Paige: Is that what this is all about? Godiva?
Miss Donovan: It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.
Gnome: Historically inaccurate.
Miss Donovan: Harry Potter?
Gnome: Filled with juvenile delinquents.
Miss Donovan: Even the Wizard of Oz?
Gnome: Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Paige: Oh, come on, seriously.
Miss Donovan: It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.
Gnome: I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.
Paige: Is that what this is all about? Godiva?
Miss Donovan: It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.
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Gnome: Now that's what I call stifling.
Paige: That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.
Paige: That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.
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Miss Donovan: Why you little worm. I should...
Gnome: Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.
Gnome: Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.
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Cole: [to Piper] "You've tried going upstairs twice, out the door three times and through the wall five...make that six times, but hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet."
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Piper: : [turning to Cole] What are you exactly? Ghost? Demon? Poltergist? Nightmare?
Cole: None of the above.
Cole: None of the above.
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[Piper has just fallen into a deep coma and is shocked to see Cole. She steps over her body towards him.]
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Piper: I don't know what's worse: the fact that I'm dying, or that apparently, I get to spend my last dying moments on earth with you.
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Wyatt: Hey, is this Chris? my gosh, he's so small...hey little brother. Is this before or after he swallowed the marble?
Piper: Marble? What marble?
Phoebe: Easy on the future information.
Wyatt: Of course, you're right.
Piper: No, but really..what marble?
Piper: Marble? What marble?
Phoebe: Easy on the future information.
Wyatt: Of course, you're right.
Piper: No, but really..what marble?
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(Paige, Piper, Phoebe, and Future Wyatt are being attacked by a group of Demons that seem immune to Piper's power)
Future Wyatt: Enough! (The demons stop) Leave my family alone. (Fires a powerful energy blast that throws the demons back then disintegrates them, overturning other objects in the attic)
Leo: You guys okay? (Piper stares up at Wyatt in amazement)
Piper: We're fine
Future Wyatt: Enough! (The demons stop) Leave my family alone. (Fires a powerful energy blast that throws the demons back then disintegrates them, overturning other objects in the attic)
Leo: You guys okay? (Piper stares up at Wyatt in amazement)
Piper: We're fine
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Future Evil Wyatt: (to little Wyatt) You see that book over there? Want you bring it to me? Understand...
Little Wyatt (starts to walk towards the Book. Out from the shadows, Leo steps out and walks over to Little Wyatt.)
Future Evil Wyatt: Come on, Dad. You don't even have any powers.
Leo: (smiles) That's right, I don't.
Future Evil Wyatt: So what are you gonna do? Take away my cookies?
Leo: I don't need to do anything. You're gonna stop yourself.
Future Evil Wyatt: That's what I always loved about you, Dad. Such a boundless optimist.
Leo: I know you. I'm your father and I know you still have good in your heart.
Future Evil Wyatt: Now your optimism just sounds pathetic.
Little Wyatt (starts to walk towards the Book. Out from the shadows, Leo steps out and walks over to Little Wyatt.)
Future Evil Wyatt: Come on, Dad. You don't even have any powers.
Leo: (smiles) That's right, I don't.
Future Evil Wyatt: So what are you gonna do? Take away my cookies?
Leo: I don't need to do anything. You're gonna stop yourself.
Future Evil Wyatt: That's what I always loved about you, Dad. Such a boundless optimist.
Leo: I know you. I'm your father and I know you still have good in your heart.
Future Evil Wyatt: Now your optimism just sounds pathetic.
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Future Evil Wyatt: Dad, seriously. I don't wanna have to hurt you, but if you get in my way...
Leo: I don't believe that.(Leo looks at Little Wyatt) You mind if I come
over there for a second, Wyatt?
Future Evil Wyatt: Stay away from him!
Leo: Is this your Wuvey? Could I see him, please?
Future Evil Wyatt: Get away from him now or I'll kill you!
Leo: I don't think you will (stands up)
Future Evil Wyatt: I told you to stop.
Leo: I was there when you were born, Wyatt. I gave up my powers for you. I tried to change the world for you ...
and I would do it again in a heartbeat. You know why? Because I'm your father.
Future Evil Wyatt: Stop it.
Leo: You wanna kill me? Go ahead. I gave up my life for you before.
Future Evil Wyatt: (begging) Dad, please?
Leo: Look, I love you. Do you understand what that means?
Leo: I don't believe that.(Leo looks at Little Wyatt) You mind if I come
over there for a second, Wyatt?
Future Evil Wyatt: Stay away from him!
Leo: Is this your Wuvey? Could I see him, please?
Future Evil Wyatt: Get away from him now or I'll kill you!
Leo: I don't think you will (stands up)
Future Evil Wyatt: I told you to stop.
Leo: I was there when you were born, Wyatt. I gave up my powers for you. I tried to change the world for you ...
and I would do it again in a heartbeat. You know why? Because I'm your father.
Future Evil Wyatt: Stop it.
Leo: You wanna kill me? Go ahead. I gave up my life for you before.
Future Evil Wyatt: (begging) Dad, please?
Leo: Look, I love you. Do you understand what that means?
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The Brunette[Phoebe]: Piper, what are you doing?
Brown-Haired Woman[Piper]: What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
The Brunette[Phoebe]: Why not? It's my funeral!
Brown-Haired Woman[Piper]: What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
The Brunette[Phoebe]: Why not? It's my funeral!
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Phoebe: I know, but it's really helping me with my column. And that has absolutely nothing to do with why Wyatt is creating demons.
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Phoebe: Let's see, maybe it's a reaction to preschool... Some kind of Freudian transference or something?
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Piper: One! One lousy dragon, and you're gonna hold it against him for his entire life!!
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Phoebe: Those demons do have a way of keeping you warm at night.
Piper: Yeah, but that's only because they have fireballs.
Piper: Yeah, but that's only because they have fireballs.
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Zankou: You can't take them head on. It doesn't work. That's how demons die. Not this demon, not this time.
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