Charmed Quotes
Billie: What is going on?
Phoebe: Piper, what do you put in the food?
Piper: Food was in the food, thank you.
Phoebe: Bu-but, how do you explain this?!
Piper: But don't look at me. She's the one who said assassins!
Billie: It was a figure of speech!
Piper: Well, apparently not!
Phoebe: Piper, what do you put in the food?
Piper: Food was in the food, thank you.
Phoebe: Bu-but, how do you explain this?!
Piper: But don't look at me. She's the one who said assassins!
Billie: It was a figure of speech!
Piper: Well, apparently not!
TV Show: Charmed
Phoebe: Anyone down here? Big box on high heels. I need some help.
Piper: Just a sec. Ah, sorry, do you need help?
Phoebe: Well, i did. Now i just need a sec.
Piper: Ok, now since i have you...
Phoebe: Um...Piper, i already late. I have to go sign a lundogs and i wanna stop a condern before work.
Piper: Lundogs? Wow, i didn't know that is moving on so quickly. But, you know i've been so focus on getting Leo back.
Phoebe: Yes, i know.
Piper: But, i have made a list of sears and oracles and anyone that be able to forseve who we have to fight in order to get him back.
Phoebe: Great, ok. Call me if you find anything.
Piper: Well, i was thinking...I was thinking that able you should take my jeep, bacause in my car hold so much more than yours does, doesn't it?
Phoebe: Right. Piper, are you sure you okay with me moving out?
Piper: Yes, of course i am. I mean we can't be roomates forever that's just weird.
Phoebe: Ok, well. Here i go.
Paige: Oh, what i am gonna do? I am suposed have a date with Henry tonight and he is in a worst mood. He is lost his car keys, he locked himself out of his apartment, and i need him in a good mood for i wanna do tonight.
Piper: We are not talking about sex, are we?
Paige: No, we are not talking about sex. I finally raise my courage to tell him...you know that i am a witch and i feel i have to do tonight always and i really need to know that he is ok who i am. You have go past a lot of that, Pheebs, got some advice?
Phoebe: Well, hope he doesn't anfent. No, i don't know, i mean, i havn't any success with these things. Just easy and do it, try to ease the blow.
Paige: Ok, how?
Phoebe: Maybe call some reinforcements, maybe ask some of your magical friends to help him to ha
Piper: Just a sec. Ah, sorry, do you need help?
Phoebe: Well, i did. Now i just need a sec.
Piper: Ok, now since i have you...
Phoebe: Um...Piper, i already late. I have to go sign a lundogs and i wanna stop a condern before work.
Piper: Lundogs? Wow, i didn't know that is moving on so quickly. But, you know i've been so focus on getting Leo back.
Phoebe: Yes, i know.
Piper: But, i have made a list of sears and oracles and anyone that be able to forseve who we have to fight in order to get him back.
Phoebe: Great, ok. Call me if you find anything.
Piper: Well, i was thinking...I was thinking that able you should take my jeep, bacause in my car hold so much more than yours does, doesn't it?
Phoebe: Right. Piper, are you sure you okay with me moving out?
Piper: Yes, of course i am. I mean we can't be roomates forever that's just weird.
Phoebe: Ok, well. Here i go.
Paige: Oh, what i am gonna do? I am suposed have a date with Henry tonight and he is in a worst mood. He is lost his car keys, he locked himself out of his apartment, and i need him in a good mood for i wanna do tonight.
Piper: We are not talking about sex, are we?
Paige: No, we are not talking about sex. I finally raise my courage to tell him...you know that i am a witch and i feel i have to do tonight always and i really need to know that he is ok who i am. You have go past a lot of that, Pheebs, got some advice?
Phoebe: Well, hope he doesn't anfent. No, i don't know, i mean, i havn't any success with these things. Just easy and do it, try to ease the blow.
Paige: Ok, how?
Phoebe: Maybe call some reinforcements, maybe ask some of your magical friends to help him to ha
TV Show: Charmed
Paige: Hey, Henry.
Henry: Yes?
Paige: Guess what?
Henry: What?
Paige: I like you.
Henry: Hey, Paige. Guess what?
Paige: What?
Henry: I like you, too.
Henry: Yes?
Paige: Guess what?
Henry: What?
Paige: I like you.
Henry: Hey, Paige. Guess what?
Paige: What?
Henry: I like you, too.
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Henry: I'm telling you, that day is getting more better than he started.
Paige: Yeah, so far.
Henry: Why you keep say things like that? What you have to tell me? Come on, it can't be that bad. Roof picnic, starlight, candle. Wait, wait i wanna guess first. Hold on. Let me see. You used to be a man before. No, that's not true, right? Good. Come on. Tell me. What is it?
Paige: I don't think you gonna like.
Henry: Try me.
Paige: Are you wondering a kind of strange things that happened with me and kind of since you know me? Why was i there, try to help your protege? How i find baby's father so quickly?
Henry: How you made that guy to tell the truth?
Paige: How did you get shoot and miraculously survived? And evan little things like today. Find your keys and your wallet? And there was avail of 10 000$ which you probably give to charity.
Henry: Ok, ok...What are you trying to tell me Paige?
Paige: Do you beilive in magic?
Henry: I...i don't know...I don't think about it much. Why?
Paige: I think it's time you did. Lights. I'm doing that right now.
Henry: How?
Paige: I'm a witch. I have powers. I can make this kind of things happen. I am not a kind of witch which goes to the broom, or have a hat, or have a little black cat. That sur of thing. I use my powers for good. I help people. And this is not going well, and i can see...how completly scared of your from me. The door is right there and that don't hurt my feelings.
Henry: Paige?
Paige: What?
Henry: Look at me. I am not affraid.
Paige: Yeah, so far.
Henry: Why you keep say things like that? What you have to tell me? Come on, it can't be that bad. Roof picnic, starlight, candle. Wait, wait i wanna guess first. Hold on. Let me see. You used to be a man before. No, that's not true, right? Good. Come on. Tell me. What is it?
Paige: I don't think you gonna like.
Henry: Try me.
Paige: Are you wondering a kind of strange things that happened with me and kind of since you know me? Why was i there, try to help your protege? How i find baby's father so quickly?
Henry: How you made that guy to tell the truth?
Paige: How did you get shoot and miraculously survived? And evan little things like today. Find your keys and your wallet? And there was avail of 10 000$ which you probably give to charity.
Henry: Ok, ok...What are you trying to tell me Paige?
Paige: Do you beilive in magic?
Henry: I...i don't know...I don't think about it much. Why?
Paige: I think it's time you did. Lights. I'm doing that right now.
Henry: How?
Paige: I'm a witch. I have powers. I can make this kind of things happen. I am not a kind of witch which goes to the broom, or have a hat, or have a little black cat. That sur of thing. I use my powers for good. I help people. And this is not going well, and i can see...how completly scared of your from me. The door is right there and that don't hurt my feelings.
Henry: Paige?
Paige: What?
Henry: Look at me. I am not affraid.
TV Show: Charmed
Piper: Hang on. There is just one more.
Phoebe: Really? I thought I took all the boxes.
Piper: Well, this one i kind a put together for you just in case you need more plants or potion vials or crystals or you know clippings of The Book of Shadows just in case.
Phoebe: Just in case that demon attacks.
Piper: Yes. Don't laugh. It's gonna happening. And you know that. And when it does, you gonna be, alone.
Phoebe: Piper, i just moving into town. You know, it's not that far away.
Piper: Yes, but it's not at the end of hall.
Phoebe: That's true. You know, if you don't want me to go...
Piper: No. You gotta go. You know, there is some blond chick go sleep in your room. I am just a little sad. But i can be little sad.
Phoebe: Absolutely. I am sad, too.
Piper: It's just, you know, there been a lot of changes.
Phoebe: You know this always be my home, right? And that will never change. This is family.
Piper: Yes. Ok. You gonna go.
Phoebe: See ya.
Phoebe: Really? I thought I took all the boxes.
Piper: Well, this one i kind a put together for you just in case you need more plants or potion vials or crystals or you know clippings of The Book of Shadows just in case.
Phoebe: Just in case that demon attacks.
Piper: Yes. Don't laugh. It's gonna happening. And you know that. And when it does, you gonna be, alone.
Phoebe: Piper, i just moving into town. You know, it's not that far away.
Piper: Yes, but it's not at the end of hall.
Phoebe: That's true. You know, if you don't want me to go...
Piper: No. You gotta go. You know, there is some blond chick go sleep in your room. I am just a little sad. But i can be little sad.
Phoebe: Absolutely. I am sad, too.
Piper: It's just, you know, there been a lot of changes.
Phoebe: You know this always be my home, right? And that will never change. This is family.
Piper: Yes. Ok. You gonna go.
Phoebe: See ya.
TV Show: Charmed
Simon[to Phoebe] My goodness you're fetching!
Phoebe: That is so sweet.
Simon: But you are not half-whitelighter, which is requisite for my future mate, so sorry to disappoint you. But you on the other hand are...
Paige: Did you just say future mate?
Simon: No! No, that was..It came out wrong apologies.
Paige: Ok, here's the deal, we're actually super super busy right now, so it'll be fabulous if you could just orb yourself off now.
Phoebe: That is so sweet.
Simon: But you are not half-whitelighter, which is requisite for my future mate, so sorry to disappoint you. But you on the other hand are...
Paige: Did you just say future mate?
Simon: No! No, that was..It came out wrong apologies.
Paige: Ok, here's the deal, we're actually super super busy right now, so it'll be fabulous if you could just orb yourself off now.
TV Show: Charmed
Piper: Well, at the risk of your wrath, I'm going to tell you that this could be a very bad idea.
Phoebe: I know, but please, let's just listen to what Billie has to say.
Piper: I just spoke with an Elder, and she confirmed that those two could be very big trouble for us.
Paige: What?
Piper: She wasn't 100% sure, but it is a possibility, which means sooner or later ...
Phoebe: I know, but please, let's just listen to what Billie has to say.
Piper: I just spoke with an Elder, and she confirmed that those two could be very big trouble for us.
Paige: What?
Piper: She wasn't 100% sure, but it is a possibility, which means sooner or later ...
TV Show: Charmed
[Grey smoke begins to rise from the floor. The three sisters turn to see the smoke fade to reveal Billie.]
TV Show: Charmed
Piper: You know, considering you want to kill us, maybe you should use the front door.
Billie: I don't want to kill you Piper, I just want to find out the truth.
Phoebe: Well, how do we help you find that?
Billie: Like this.
Billie: I don't want to kill you Piper, I just want to find out the truth.
Phoebe: Well, how do we help you find that?
Billie: Like this.
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[Billie throws a potion vial, which smashes at the sisters' feet. White smoke rises and flows into their bodies, and the sisters fall to the floor. Grey smoke rises up from the floor again beside Billie, which fades to reveal Christie, who stands beside her sister.]
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Billie: You promise not to hurt them, right?
Christie: Not until you see what you need to see.
Christie: Not until you see what you need to see.
TV Show: Charmed
[Piper is standing at the Book of Shadows with a notepad. As she searches through the book, Grams' ring suddenly appears on her finger.]
TV Show: Charmed
Piper: : [gasps as she notices the ring] Oh crap.
[She then transforms into an old-fashioned housewife, wearing a blue polka-dot dress with apron, deep red lipstick and ponytailed hair. She then notices that a chair seat has been ripped.]
Piper: This place is a mess.
[She then moves out of the attic at superspeed.]
[She then transforms into an old-fashioned housewife, wearing a blue polka-dot dress with apron, deep red lipstick and ponytailed hair. She then notices that a chair seat has been ripped.]
Piper: This place is a mess.
[She then moves out of the attic at superspeed.]
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Phoebe: Are you getting any of this?
Paige: Whatever...as long as we're alive again that's all I care about. Plus, it's really nice to see you guys again!
Patty: Actually, we've never met.
Paige: Yes, we have, but you were ghost. [the look on Patty's face suddenly changed] Oh, does she know?
Grams: Yes, we know, we're both dead by now. We're over it.
Paige: Whatever...as long as we're alive again that's all I care about. Plus, it's really nice to see you guys again!
Patty: Actually, we've never met.
Paige: Yes, we have, but you were ghost. [the look on Patty's face suddenly changed] Oh, does she know?
Grams: Yes, we know, we're both dead by now. We're over it.
TV Show: Charmed
Phoebe: Wait, you guys went to the future, too?
Paige: We sure did miss a lot when we were dead.
Paige: We sure did miss a lot when we were dead.
TV Show: Charmed
[Coop flashes in.]
Coop: [to Piper] Hey... [he turns and sees Phoebe.] Phoebe?
Phoebe: Hi.
Coop: Thanks a lot for telling me she's alive.
[Piper tosses Coop's ring to him.]
Piper: You're welcome.
Adult Wyatt: [surprised] Uncle Coop!
[Adult Chris immediately hits Wyatt in the arm to shut him up.]
Phoebe: Uncle Coop?! What!? [she stutters stunned as Chris shakes his head at Wyatt who covers his mouth]
Coop: [to Piper] Hey... [he turns and sees Phoebe.] Phoebe?
Phoebe: Hi.
Coop: Thanks a lot for telling me she's alive.
[Piper tosses Coop's ring to him.]
Piper: You're welcome.
Adult Wyatt: [surprised] Uncle Coop!
[Adult Chris immediately hits Wyatt in the arm to shut him up.]
Phoebe: Uncle Coop?! What!? [she stutters stunned as Chris shakes his head at Wyatt who covers his mouth]
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Patty: Now, this is our grandson Wyatt… ooh, so handsome!
Victor: But I-I'm… I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm so confused.
Patty: Ah, you'll get over it. I did.
Victor: Where did you come from.
Patty: 1975. How do I look?
Victor: … Didn't anyone tell her, we're divorced?
[Patty stops smiling.]
Patty: What?
Victor: You dumped me, for your Whitelighter.
Patty: Sam?
Victor: Yeah, Sam! Paige's father!
Victor: But I-I'm… I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm so confused.
Patty: Ah, you'll get over it. I did.
Victor: Where did you come from.
Patty: 1975. How do I look?
Victor: … Didn't anyone tell her, we're divorced?
[Patty stops smiling.]
Patty: What?
Victor: You dumped me, for your Whitelighter.
Patty: Sam?
Victor: Yeah, Sam! Paige's father!
TV Show: Charmed
[Piper and Grams are mixing up a potion. The smoke from the latest ingredient added seems to be somewhat light.]
Grams: That's not nearly enough.
Piper: I think I know how to do it after all this time.
Paige: It's Billie and Christy. They're not demons.
Grams: Well, they might as well be after all you've told me, which means we can't take any chances. [pauses] I can't get over how big this book has gotten. I'm so proud of you girls.
Piper: Then why won't you let me stir?
[Someone knocks on the door.]
Grams: Uh, Piper, why don't you get that?
Piper: Paige, why don't you get that?
Paige: Okay, I'll get that. [rolls eyes]
[She goes to open the door and finds Henry.]
Paige: Hey! What are you doing here?
Henry: What am I doing here? I'm looking for my wife. She didn't come home last night. Are you okay?
Paige: Yes, I'm okay! Of course I'm okay! I mean, we weren't "okay" okay, but now we're okay and in the future I think we're gonna be... I think we're gonna be more than okay.
Henry: [stares blankly] Okay.
Grams: Don't tell me she marries a wWhitelighter too.
Piper: Worse. A mortal.
Grams: Oh, good God. Didn't I teach you girls anything?
Piper: Hey, what can I say? There's always Uncle Coop!
Grams: That's not nearly enough.
Piper: I think I know how to do it after all this time.
Paige: It's Billie and Christy. They're not demons.
Grams: Well, they might as well be after all you've told me, which means we can't take any chances. [pauses] I can't get over how big this book has gotten. I'm so proud of you girls.
Piper: Then why won't you let me stir?
[Someone knocks on the door.]
Grams: Uh, Piper, why don't you get that?
Piper: Paige, why don't you get that?
Paige: Okay, I'll get that. [rolls eyes]
[She goes to open the door and finds Henry.]
Paige: Hey! What are you doing here?
Henry: What am I doing here? I'm looking for my wife. She didn't come home last night. Are you okay?
Paige: Yes, I'm okay! Of course I'm okay! I mean, we weren't "okay" okay, but now we're okay and in the future I think we're gonna be... I think we're gonna be more than okay.
Henry: [stares blankly] Okay.
Grams: Don't tell me she marries a wWhitelighter too.
Piper: Worse. A mortal.
Grams: Oh, good God. Didn't I teach you girls anything?
Piper: Hey, what can I say? There's always Uncle Coop!
TV Show: Charmed
Christy: I don't understand! How could this happen?
Piper: Billie projected us here.
Paige: By focusing on you.
Piper: Paige?
Paige: [holds hand out] Ring! [Coop's ring orbs off Christy's finger and into Paige's hand]
Christy: [glaring at Billie] How could you?!?
Billie: Christy, please... It's over. Just come home.
[Christy launches a fireball at Billie and the Charmed Ones, but Billie deflects it back, destroying Christy]
Piper: Billie projected us here.
Paige: By focusing on you.
Piper: Paige?
Paige: [holds hand out] Ring! [Coop's ring orbs off Christy's finger and into Paige's hand]
Christy: [glaring at Billie] How could you?!?
Billie: Christy, please... It's over. Just come home.
[Christy launches a fireball at Billie and the Charmed Ones, but Billie deflects it back, destroying Christy]
TV Show: Charmed
Piper: Well, we changed the past, fixed the future and saved the present.That's all.
Victor: What was that?
Victor: What was that?
TV Show: Charmed
[Phoebe and Paige are sitting down at the table when Piper joins them with the Book of Shadows.]
Paige: Don't tell me we have to go fight a demon.
Piper: No, [sighs] I don't think we'll have to do that anytime soon.
Phoebe: Then what's with the book?
Piper: Well, I think we should write everything down. Everything that happened, everything we want future generations to know, so we can pass it down. Just like it was passed down to us.
Paige: [looks at Piper, then turns to Phoebe] After you.
[Piper gives the book to Phoebe, who turns it to the first empty page, somewhere in the middle of the book, and starts writing. This is the final dialogue heard between the Charmed Ones before the writing begins, along with the following flash-forward voice-over into the future that finally ends the show.]
Phoebe (voice-over): So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning... and it was. For though I had loved before, I'd never really known love until I met Coop. A man who I shared the special little girl I had long ago foreseen, but feared I might never have. Along with two other special little girls I had not foreseen. I was suddenly so blessed to have a new family of my own, and old friends to share it with. And though I kept working and giving advice to those who asked, I was more interested in helping them find love. Since finally, having been loved.
Paige (voice-over): Phoebe had become somewhat of an expert on the subject. As for me, life without demons opened up similar avenues. Henry, of course, continued to look after his parolees, even if they didn’t want to be looked after. While still making time to help me with little Henry and the twins, which allowed me time to finally embrace my inner Whitelighter. And to help
Paige: Don't tell me we have to go fight a demon.
Piper: No, [sighs] I don't think we'll have to do that anytime soon.
Phoebe: Then what's with the book?
Piper: Well, I think we should write everything down. Everything that happened, everything we want future generations to know, so we can pass it down. Just like it was passed down to us.
Paige: [looks at Piper, then turns to Phoebe] After you.
[Piper gives the book to Phoebe, who turns it to the first empty page, somewhere in the middle of the book, and starts writing. This is the final dialogue heard between the Charmed Ones before the writing begins, along with the following flash-forward voice-over into the future that finally ends the show.]
Phoebe (voice-over): So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning... and it was. For though I had loved before, I'd never really known love until I met Coop. A man who I shared the special little girl I had long ago foreseen, but feared I might never have. Along with two other special little girls I had not foreseen. I was suddenly so blessed to have a new family of my own, and old friends to share it with. And though I kept working and giving advice to those who asked, I was more interested in helping them find love. Since finally, having been loved.
Paige (voice-over): Phoebe had become somewhat of an expert on the subject. As for me, life without demons opened up similar avenues. Henry, of course, continued to look after his parolees, even if they didn’t want to be looked after. While still making time to help me with little Henry and the twins, which allowed me time to finally embrace my inner Whitelighter. And to help
TV Show: Charmed
[Morris extends his arm to touch Piper's belly]
Darryl: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub. [Morris retracts his arm]
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Darryl: I can see that.
Darryl: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub. [Morris retracts his arm]
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Darryl: I can see that.
TV Show: Charmed
[Paige has just been revived after eating Snow White's poison apple]
Paige: Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
Grams: You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common.
Paige: Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
Grams: You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common.
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[a spell that allows a witch to hear the thoughts of others has backfired, causing the sisters to hear each other's thoughts, too]
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.
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[a witch doctor has put a hex on Piper, Paige and Phoebe; causing their character flaws to become obsessions]
Phoebe: What are those?
Piper: Slipcovers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion we should probably just stand from now on.
Phoebe: What are those?
Piper: Slipcovers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion we should probably just stand from now on.
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[after Leo telling her he might not be around when the boys are older]
Piper: Is that why you didn't want to go around the world in 80 orbs?
Piper: Is that why you didn't want to go around the world in 80 orbs?
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[Green blob is growing rapidly on Chris, trapping him]
Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter. [aside, to Leo]
Grams: You know, he doesn't look very qualified for the job.
Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter. [aside, to Leo]
Grams: You know, he doesn't look very qualified for the job.
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[Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out]
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
TV Show: Charmed