W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Irma: [discovering a portal in the school basement] Will's on the other side of that?
Cornelia: This is crazy. [indicating the Heart of Kandrakhar] Until Will puts that on, we don't even have any powers! We're taking the word of what? Some jewelry?
Cornelia: This is crazy. [indicating the Heart of Kandrakhar] Until Will puts that on, we don't even have any powers! We're taking the word of what? Some jewelry?
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Will: Oracle, we are honored to...
The Mage: [passionately embracing the Oracle] My dear Oracle!
Yan Lin: That's Tibor. Cue ball is the Oracle.
Will: Er... right!
The Mage: [passionately embracing the Oracle] My dear Oracle!
Yan Lin: That's Tibor. Cue ball is the Oracle.
Will: Er... right!
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Miranda: Do you believe the Earth authorities suspect the Guardians have a crime that never happened? And this should seal the deal. [drops Sammy]
Sammy: Ow!
Sammy: Ow!
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Hay Lin: Grandma, I sneezed and like totally trashed my room. What's wrong with me? It's not one of those becoming a woman things, is it?
Yan Lin: Hay Lin, you're just a growing girl. Say, why don't you invite your friends for an after-school snack.
[Yan Lin's dresser which is shaking and banging with light shining out of it]
Hay Lin: What's in there?!
Yan Lin: Christmas presents! Don't look!
Hay Lin: What are you giving me, a bear with a spotlight?
Yan Lin: Hay Lin, you're just a growing girl. Say, why don't you invite your friends for an after-school snack.
[Yan Lin's dresser which is shaking and banging with light shining out of it]
Hay Lin: What's in there?!
Yan Lin: Christmas presents! Don't look!
Hay Lin: What are you giving me, a bear with a spotlight?
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Susan: Go on Will, and don't forget, make lots of new friends today! I put a dozen extra cookies in your lunch, to help break the ice with the other girls.
Will: [sarcastically] Gee, that'll make me popular.
Will: [sarcastically] Gee, that'll make me popular.
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Taranee: Cornelia, our project's supposed to prove that too much fertilizer reverses osmosis, killing the plants! Yours has grown like three inches.
Cornelia: Well I tried to kill it! I fertilized its little butt off!
Irma: [whistfully] The judge!
[Cornelia pounds the plant with her fist as the noise attracts a nearby judge.]
Irma: Oh great. You and your little girly fists are gonna cost us a ribbon.
Cornelia: Well I tried to kill it! I fertilized its little butt off!
Irma: [whistfully] The judge!
[Cornelia pounds the plant with her fist as the noise attracts a nearby judge.]
Irma: Oh great. You and your little girly fists are gonna cost us a ribbon.
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Uriah: Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!
Will: Uh, it's just Will.
Uriah: Okay, Wil-ma!
Hay Lin: That's Uriah. Ignore him.
Irma: Yeah. Evolution did.
Will: Uh, it's just Will.
Uriah: Okay, Wil-ma!
Hay Lin: That's Uriah. Ignore him.
Irma: Yeah. Evolution did.
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Will: Oh, Hay Lin, I got your note. Thanks so much for the invitation. So, what time are we eating?
Cornelia: She invited "new girl", too?
Taranee: Cornelia!
Will: Want a cookie?
Cornelia: She invited "new girl", too?
Taranee: Cornelia!
Will: Want a cookie?
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Cornelia: Have you guys noticed a bunch of real strange stuff going on around me lately?
Irma: Oh dear, the conversation has accidentally wandered away from Cornelia's life. Whatever were we thinking?
Irma: Oh dear, the conversation has accidentally wandered away from Cornelia's life. Whatever were we thinking?
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Yan Lin: In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences, am I right?
Irma: Not counting this one?
Irma: Not counting this one?
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Yan Lin: All five of you will get better with your powers... I hope.
Taranee: Did you say five?
Will: Ummm, hate to disappoint you but I can't even do that trick where it looks like your thumb comes apart, but if I ever have a party, you guys are definitely the entertainment!
Taranee: Did you say five?
Will: Ummm, hate to disappoint you but I can't even do that trick where it looks like your thumb comes apart, but if I ever have a party, you guys are definitely the entertainment!
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Taranee: Uh, recap? We've got to protect the world from evil by repairing holes in some kinda Veil?
Cornelia: This doesn't involve sewing does it?
Cornelia: This doesn't involve sewing does it?
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Cornelia: [to Hay Lin] No offense to your grandma or anything but she's, like, completely deluded. Probably not enough Vitamin D.
Taranee: What about the flower that grew when you just looked at it? And the water in Irma's glass... and that picture Mrs. Lin drew in the air?
Cornelia: [dismissively] Magic tricks! Ten bucks on the Internet.
Taranee: What about the flower that grew when you just looked at it? And the water in Irma's glass... and that picture Mrs. Lin drew in the air?
Cornelia: [dismissively] Magic tricks! Ten bucks on the Internet.
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Will: [after the girls transform into guardians for the first time] Holy cow!
Irma: [to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.
Hay Lin: What have we got behind us?
Cornelia: [looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?
Hay Lin: They're wings! We've got wings
Will: They can’t be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!
Taranee: Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.
Irma: [to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.
Hay Lin: What have we got behind us?
Cornelia: [looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?
Hay Lin: They're wings! We've got wings
Will: They can’t be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!
Taranee: Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.
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Hay Lin: [flying in the air] Does anyone have a camera or one of those cell phones?
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Irma: This totally rocks! You do something!
[Taranee launches a fireball to a grass]
Taranee: See?! That's exactly why I don't like fire!
Cornelia: Irma, you're water! Put it out!
[Taranee launches a fireball to a grass]
Taranee: See?! That's exactly why I don't like fire!
Cornelia: Irma, you're water! Put it out!
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Yan Lin: Ah! Lord Cedric.
Irma: Lord? They've got pretty low standards for knighthood over there.
Yan Lin: Cedric is not always in this form.
Irma: Well, that's good news for his wife.
Irma: Lord? They've got pretty low standards for knighthood over there.
Yan Lin: Cedric is not always in this form.
Irma: Well, that's good news for his wife.
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Yan Lin: Let me tell you girls a story, that I believe will have special meaning for all five of you.
Hay Lin: Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.
Yan Lin: Shh!
Hay Lin: Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.
Yan Lin: Shh!
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Yan Lin: The universe was once a single kingdom ruled by good, but evil began to take root. A veil was created to isolate the evil kingdom of Meridian from all other worlds. Without the protection of this veil, every world including Earth is in terrible danger. Meridian has been overtaken by a powerful entity named Phobos, but he is not the legitimate ruler, they believe the true heir to the throne is somewhere here on Earth.
Irma: Um, I like to wake up now.
Yan Lin: But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.
Yan Lin: I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.
Cornelia: Well, thanks for the snacks.
Yan Lin: Ah! Ah! Ah!
Irma: Um, I like to wake up now.
Yan Lin: But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.
Yan Lin: I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.
Cornelia: Well, thanks for the snacks.
Yan Lin: Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Yan Lin: This is the Heart of Kandrakar, which contains the elementary forces of nature. In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences. Am I right?
Irma: Not counting this one.
Yan Lin: All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you have notice any water near you behaving strangely.
Irma: Not counting this one.
Yan Lin: All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you have notice any water near you behaving strangely.
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Irma: Okay, all righty!
Yan Lin: Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.
Yan Lin: Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.
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Will: It's Class Picture Day tomorrow, do you guys get dressed up?
Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin: What?! No!
Irma: Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.
Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin: What?! No!
Irma: Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.
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Cornelia: [to Hay Lin] Whoa, slow down, Tinkerbell! We can rescue this rebel leader guy after Picture Day, right?
Taranee: Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.
Irma: Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!
Will: I want to go, but I don't know how much help we’re going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.
Taranee: Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.
Irma: Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!
Will: I want to go, but I don't know how much help we’re going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.
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Blunk: Blunk not steal, trade. Rat for bread? Good deal, yes?
Caleb: Blunk? You're that smuggler.
Blunk: Businessman!
Caleb: Blunk? You're that smuggler.
Blunk: Businessman!
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