Top 100 Best TV Show Quotes

These are the best and most-popular movie quotes of all-time.

Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
Virgil Tibbs: They call me Mister Tibbs!

TV Show: In the Heat of the Night
Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.

TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
Scooby Doo: ... if it weren't for you meddling kids!

TV Show: Scooby Doo
Fonzie: Aaay!

TV Show: Happy Days
The Honeymooners: Baby, you're the greatest.

TV Show: The Honeymooners
Emeril Lagasse: Bam!

TV Show: Emeril Live
Steve McGarrett: Book 'em, Danno.

TV Show: Hawaii Five-O
et al: Come on down! , Johnny Olson

TV Show: The Price is Right
Robot: Danger, Will Robinson!

TV Show: Lost in Space
Tattoo: De plane! De plane!

TV Show: Fantasy Island
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.

TV Show: Boston Legal
Al Michaels: Do you believe in miracles?

TV Show: 1980 Winter Olympics
Homer Simpson: D'oh!

TV Show: The Simpsons
David Banner: Don't make me angry...

TV Show: The Incredible Hulk
J.J.: Dynomite!

TV Show: Good Times
Maude: God'll get you for that.

TV Show: Maude
Charlie Brown: Good grief.

TV Show: Peanuts Specials
John Boy.: Good night

TV Show: The Waltons
Beavis & Butthead: Heh heh...

TV Show: Beavis and Butthead
Jon Stewart: Here it is, your moment of Zen.

TV Show: The Daily Show
Ed McMahon: Here's Johnny!

TV Show: The Tonight Show
Dwayne Nelson: Hey, hey, hey!

TV Show: What's Happening!!
Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey!

TV Show: Fat Albert
Robin: Holy ______ Batman!

TV Show: Batman
Frank Barone: Holy crap!

TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
Homey the Clown: Homey don't play that!

TV Show: In Living Color
Jackie Gleason: How sweet it is!

TV Show: The Jackie Gleason Show
Sgt. Schultz: I know nothing!

TV Show: Hogan's Heroes
Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together.

TV Show: The A-Team
Larry: I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl.

TV Show: Newhart
but I play one on TV.: I'm not a doctor

TV Show: Vicks Formula 44
Dave Chappelle as Rick James: I'm Rick James, B****!

TV Show: Chappelle's Show
Regis Philbin: Is that your final answer?

TV Show: Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Columbo: Just one more thing...

TV Show: Columbo
Michael Buffer: Let's get ready to rumble!

TV Show: Various sporting events
Bob Eubanks: Making whoopie!

TV Show: The Newlywed Game
Jan Brady: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

TV Show: The Brady Bunch
Tommy Smothers: Mom always liked you best.

TV Show: The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
Felix Unger: Never assume...

TV Show: The Odd Couple
Barney Fife: Nip it!

TV Show: The Andy Griffith Show
Jack Benny: Now cut that out!

TV Show: The Jack Benny Program
Marcia Brady: Oh, my nose!

TV Show: The Brady Bunch
Guy: Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

TV Show: Grey Poupon
Picard as Borg: Resistance is futile.

TV Show: Star Trek - The Next Generation
George Burns: Say good night, Gracie.

TV Show: The Burns and Allen Show
Lloyd Bentsen: Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

TV Show: Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle
Kids: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

TV Show: Trix Cereal
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!:

TV Show: Candid Camera
Barney Stinson: Suit up!

TV Show: How I Met Your Mother
Dr. McNamara & Dr. Troy: Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

TV Show: Nip Tuck
Paris Hilton: That's hot.

TV Show: The Simple Life
Fox Mulder: The truth is out there.

TV Show: The X-Files
Vinnie Barbarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

TV Show: Welcome Back, Kotter
Luke: Welcome to the O.C., b****.

TV Show: The O.C.
Ed Sullivan: We've got a really big show!

TV Show: The Ed Sullivan Show
Geraldine: What you see is what you get!

TV Show: The Flip Wilson Show
Arnold Drummond: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

TV Show: Diff'rent Strokes
Kojak: Who loves you, baby?

TV Show: Kojak
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe?

TV Show: Get Smart
Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba do!

TV Show: The Flintstones
Ren: You eeeediot!

TV Show: Ren and Stimpy
Lurch: You rang?

TV Show: The Addams Family
Donald Trump: You're fired!

TV Show: The Apprentice
Mr. Grant: You've got spunk...

TV Show: Mary Tyler Moore