Top 100 Best TV Show Quotes

These are the best and most-popular movie quotes of all-time.

Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
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Virgil Tibbs: They call me Mister Tibbs!
TV Show: In the Heat of the Night
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Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.
TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
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Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
TV Show: The Wizard of Oz
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Scooby Doo: ... if it weren't for you meddling kids!
TV Show: Scooby Doo
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Fonzie: Aaay!
TV Show: Happy Days
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The Honeymooners: Baby, you're the greatest.
TV Show: The Honeymooners
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Emeril Lagasse: Bam!
TV Show: Emeril Live
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Steve McGarrett: Book 'em, Danno.
TV Show: Hawaii Five-O
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et al: Come on down! , Johnny Olson
TV Show: The Price is Right
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Robot: Danger, Will Robinson!
TV Show: Lost in Space
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Tattoo: De plane! De plane!
TV Show: Fantasy Island
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Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
TV Show: Boston Legal
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Al Michaels: Do you believe in miracles?
TV Show: 1980 Winter Olympics
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Homer Simpson: D'oh!
TV Show: The Simpsons
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David Banner: Don't make me angry...
TV Show: The Incredible Hulk
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J.J.: Dynomite!
TV Show: Good Times
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Maude: God'll get you for that.
TV Show: Maude
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Charlie Brown: Good grief.
TV Show: Peanuts Specials
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John Boy.: Good night
TV Show: The Waltons
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Beavis & Butthead: Heh heh...
TV Show: Beavis and Butthead
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Jon Stewart: Here it is, your moment of Zen.
TV Show: The Daily Show
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Ed McMahon: Here's Johnny!
TV Show: The Tonight Show
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Dwayne Nelson: Hey, hey, hey!
TV Show: What's Happening!!
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Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey!
TV Show: Fat Albert
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Robin: Holy ______ Batman!
TV Show: Batman
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Frank Barone: Holy crap!
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
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Homey the Clown: Homey don't play that!
TV Show: In Living Color
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Jackie Gleason: How sweet it is!
TV Show: The Jackie Gleason Show
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Sgt. Schultz: I know nothing!
TV Show: Hogan's Heroes
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Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together.
TV Show: The A-Team
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Larry: I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl.
TV Show: Newhart
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but I play one on TV.: I'm not a doctor
TV Show: Vicks Formula 44
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Dave Chappelle as Rick James: I'm Rick James, B****!
TV Show: Chappelle's Show
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Regis Philbin: Is that your final answer?
TV Show: Who Wants to be a Millionaire
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Columbo: Just one more thing...
TV Show: Columbo
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Michael Buffer: Let's get ready to rumble!
TV Show: Various sporting events
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Bob Eubanks: Making whoopie!
TV Show: The Newlywed Game
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Jan Brady: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
TV Show: The Brady Bunch
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Tommy Smothers: Mom always liked you best.
TV Show: The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
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Felix Unger: Never assume...
TV Show: The Odd Couple
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Barney Fife: Nip it!
TV Show: The Andy Griffith Show
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Jack Benny: Now cut that out!
TV Show: The Jack Benny Program
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Marcia Brady: Oh, my nose!
TV Show: The Brady Bunch
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Guy: Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
TV Show: Grey Poupon
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Picard as Borg: Resistance is futile.
TV Show: Star Trek - The Next Generation
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George Burns: Say good night, Gracie.
TV Show: The Burns and Allen Show
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Lloyd Bentsen: Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
TV Show: Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle
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Kids: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
TV Show: Trix Cereal
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Smile, you're on Candid Camera!:
TV Show: Candid Camera
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Barney Stinson: Suit up!
TV Show: How I Met Your Mother
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Dr. McNamara & Dr. Troy: Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
TV Show: Nip Tuck
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Paris Hilton: That's hot.
TV Show: The Simple Life
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Fox Mulder: The truth is out there.
TV Show: The X-Files
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Vinnie Barbarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose.
TV Show: Welcome Back, Kotter
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Luke: Welcome to the O.C., b****.
TV Show: The O.C.
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Ed Sullivan: We've got a really big show!
TV Show: The Ed Sullivan Show
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Geraldine: What you see is what you get!
TV Show: The Flip Wilson Show
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Arnold Drummond: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
TV Show: Diff'rent Strokes
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Kojak: Who loves you, baby?
TV Show: Kojak
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Maxwell Smart: Would you believe?
TV Show: Get Smart
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Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba do!
TV Show: The Flintstones
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Ren: You eeeediot!
TV Show: Ren and Stimpy
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Lurch: You rang?
TV Show: The Addams Family
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Donald Trump: You're fired!
TV Show: The Apprentice
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Mr. Grant: You've got spunk...
TV Show: Mary Tyler Moore
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