Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Drew: Presidential slogans that will not get you elected.
Wayne: I'm Jesse Jackson...
Wayne: I'm Jesse Jackson...
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Drew: U.S. cities that will never have a song written about them.
Wayne: (singing) Our arms are wide open at muscular huchi-halli Alabama; muscular huchi-halli Alabama; come on in, come on in!
Wayne: (singing) Our arms are wide open at muscular huchi-halli Alabama; muscular huchi-halli Alabama; come on in, come on in!
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Drew: If Welcome signs in European countries were truthful.
Wayne: Welcome to England. Next dentist, four countries over.
Wayne: Welcome to England. Next dentist, four countries over.
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Drew: Confusing battle cries
Ryan: Don't shoot 'til you see the whites!
Wayne: [runs toward Ryan pretending to hold a rifle]
Ryan: Don't shoot 'til you see the whites!
Wayne: [runs toward Ryan pretending to hold a rifle]
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Drew: Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell.
Wayne: [quickly] Put me down!
Wayne: [quickly] Put me down!
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Drew: Things you don't want to see old people doing.
Wayne: [picks up phone] 911. What? [falls asleep]
Wayne: [picks up phone] 911. What? [falls asleep]
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Drew: Other people Dorothy might have met, and what they would have asked The Wizard for.
Wayne: Dorothy, I'm Ryan Stiles. Drew just fired me. Can I have a job?
Wayne: Dorothy, I'm Ryan Stiles. Drew just fired me. Can I have a job?
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Drew: Something you always wanted to tell your parents but couldn't... until now.
Wayne: Mom. Dad. I'm white.
Wayne: Mom. Dad. I'm white.
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Drew: Nightly bedside prayers of Whose Line cast members.
Wayne: Please Lord, don't let the Mr. Drew climb in my window.
Brad: Lord, please tell Ryan to stop wearing clown shoes.
Wayne: Lord, please give me ring-side tickets to see Ryan kick Brad's ***.
Wayne: Please Lord, don't let the Mr. Drew climb in my window.
Brad: Lord, please tell Ryan to stop wearing clown shoes.
Wayne: Lord, please give me ring-side tickets to see Ryan kick Brad's ***.
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Drew: Hillbilly proverbs.
Wayne: A wife ain't nothing but just a sister that you hug.
Wayne: A wife ain't nothing but just a sister that you hug.
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Drew: Rejected themes for restaurants.
Wayne: [singing] Come on in, Howdy fella, you can catch Salmonella, eat in!
Wayne: [singing] Come on in, Howdy fella, you can catch Salmonella, eat in!
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Drew: Things bald men are sick of hearing.
Wayne: [to Colin] We need your head to bounce the laser off of to communicate with the satellite.
[later]
Wayne: [to Colin] No I can't. I just did one.
"Colin': No please its comedy.
Wayne: Will Johnny take me to the prom? [uses Colin's head as a magic 8 ball]
Wayne: [to Colin] We need your head to bounce the laser off of to communicate with the satellite.
[later]
Wayne: [to Colin] No I can't. I just did one.
"Colin': No please its comedy.
Wayne: Will Johnny take me to the prom? [uses Colin's head as a magic 8 ball]
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Drew: What God created at an off day?
Wayne: Hey, buddy! I'm Pauly Shore!
Wayne: Hey, buddy! I'm Pauly Shore!
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Drew: Statements that will get bleeped by the censors
Wayne: [Spanish accent] In Espanol, I am El Grande Ricardo, but you can call me Big [Censored]
Wayne: [Spanish accent] In Espanol, I am El Grande Ricardo, but you can call me Big [Censored]
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Drew: Words that sound dirty but aren't.
Wayne: [holding chicken] Hi, I'm Farmer Dick and this is my prized cock.
Wayne: [holding chicken] Hi, I'm Farmer Dick and this is my prized cock.
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Drew: Strange titles for celebrity autobiographies.
Wayne: [imitates grabbing a book off a shelf] James Brown - what the hell did he say?
Wayne: [imitates grabbing a book off a shelf] James Brown - what the hell did he say?
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Drew: If Famous Movie Lines Included Product Plugs.
Wayne: Miss Scarlett! I don't know nothing about burping no |Cabbage Patch Baby! [Pretends to hold one up]
Wayne: Miss Scarlett! I don't know nothing about burping no |Cabbage Patch Baby! [Pretends to hold one up]
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Drew: Trivial reasons to hold news conferences.
Wayne: I'm here to report that Jimmy is no longer cracking corn, and I do care.
[later]
Wayne: I would now like to announce UPN's fall season.
Wayne: I'm here to report that Jimmy is no longer cracking corn, and I do care.
[later]
Wayne: I would now like to announce UPN's fall season.
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Drew: Things you can say about the food you eat, but not your girlfriend.
Wayne: Would you look at the mold on that.
[later]
Wayne: No one's gonna want those eggs!
Wayne: Would you look at the mold on that.
[later]
Wayne: No one's gonna want those eggs!
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Drew: Inappropriate anecdotes on a celebrity talk show.
Wayne: [Comes out and laughs] No, and so I left the body in the trunk, and everyone's like, "What's that smell?" And so-- [Buzzer]
[Later]
Robin Williams: So I said, "Get off me, Grandma, I'm done!" [Leaves]
Wayne: [Pretends to drink a drink] And then, I'm looking through the window, and there's Robin and his Grandma!
Wayne: [Comes out and laughs] No, and so I left the body in the trunk, and everyone's like, "What's that smell?" And so-- [Buzzer]
[Later]
Robin Williams: So I said, "Get off me, Grandma, I'm done!" [Leaves]
Wayne: [Pretends to drink a drink] And then, I'm looking through the window, and there's Robin and his Grandma!
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Drew: What's really going through George W. Bush's mind during cabinet meetings.
Wayne: [Just stands silently]
(later)
Wayne: ...That's where poo come from...
Wayne: [Just stands silently]
(later)
Wayne: ...That's where poo come from...
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Drew: Difficult questions for mommy to answer
Wayne: Mommy. How come no one looks like me on Friends?
Wayne: Mommy. How come no one looks like me on Friends?
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Drew: If songs were written about life's most embarrassing moments.
Wayne: [Singing] We made love at 5: 06, and I was done by 5: 07.
Wayne: [Singing] We made love at 5: 06, and I was done by 5: 07.
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Drew: The good news and the bad news
Wayne: [Pretending to read a newspaper] Ah, the elections are finally over! [Turns the page] President BUSH?!
Wayne: [Pretending to read a newspaper] Ah, the elections are finally over! [Turns the page] President BUSH?!
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Drew: Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend.
Colin: It's open 24 hours.
Wayne: I just leased some space to a buddy of mine out back. [buzzer] Parking in rear.
Colin: It's open 24 hours.
Wayne: I just leased some space to a buddy of mine out back. [buzzer] Parking in rear.
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Drew: The winning entries in the Hillbilly Poetry Contest.
'Wayne: [with a slight lisp] When you're gone, it's you I miss, no one I love more than my mama's sis.
Ryan: People say our love is a bunch of fooey, but when I want you, I yell "Suey".
'Wayne: [with a slight lisp] When you're gone, it's you I miss, no one I love more than my mama's sis.
Ryan: People say our love is a bunch of fooey, but when I want you, I yell "Suey".
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Wayne: AAAAAAAH!
Colin: Teach me how to sing like you!
Ryan: [comes into the stage] What's his problem?
Colin: I don't know
Colin: Teach me how to sing like you!
Ryan: [comes into the stage] What's his problem?
Colin: I don't know
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Drew: Inappropriate times to show off your stomach muscles.
Wayne: (Pretends to cradle a baby in his arms. To Colin whispering) Mr. Johnson. Hey, look, look at your little one. (Rubs stomach) Huh, and look at these. Huh, you like that, baby? You like that, ba-- (Leaves)
Wayne: (Pretends to cradle a baby in his arms. To Colin whispering) Mr. Johnson. Hey, look, look at your little one. (Rubs stomach) Huh, and look at these. Huh, you like that, baby? You like that, ba-- (Leaves)
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Drew: Thing that will make the audience break out cheering.
Ryan: : Alright, in ten minutes we break out the liquor.
Wayne: (Pretends to speak through a megaphone) I'm the liquor!
Ryan: : Alright, in ten minutes we break out the liquor.
Wayne: (Pretends to speak through a megaphone) I'm the liquor!
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