Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Drew: Questions you like to hear during the Ms. America Padget
Ryan: Can you pick up that quarter without using your hands?
Ryan: Can you pick up that quarter without using your hands?
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Drew: Things heard on Hell's P.A. system.
Ryan: Attention, will the owner of a Pinto, license plate number...
Ryan: Attention, will the owner of a Pinto, license plate number...
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Drew: Rejected "Jeopardy!" categories.
Ryan: Drew Carey's lingerie for 50.
Ryan: Drew Carey's lingerie for 50.
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Drew: Latin American sports announcers on their day off.
Ryan: I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returns to stage] You forgot my COOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returning again] Where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOOKE!?
Ryan: I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returns to stage] You forgot my COOOOOOOOOOKE!
[buzzer]
Ryan: [returning again] Where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOOKE!?
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Drew: Unlikely Olympic events.
Ryan: [to Brad] Alright, Jim, this is your last chance for the viagra vault.
Ryan: [to Brad] Alright, Jim, this is your last chance for the viagra vault.
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Drew: Dr. Seuss inspired pick-up lines
Ryan: Come home with me, I'm not scary. I'm really rich, I'm Drew Carey.
Ryan: Come home with me, I'm not scary. I'm really rich, I'm Drew Carey.
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Ryan: Come sleep with me, sleep with me twice. I'd think that that'd be very nice. Lookey Lookey at the size of my shoe. You know what they say, yes it's true.
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Drew: What your wife is thinking right now.
Ryan: I'm happy he has big feet.
Wayne: I love my husband, Wayne Brady.
Ryan: I'm happy he has big feet.
Wayne: I love my husband, Wayne Brady.
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Drew: Things on Celebrity Fear Factor.
Ryan: [has a shocked look on his face] A French accent?
Ryan: [has a shocked look on his face] A French accent?
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Drew: Other things the first man on the moon might have said.
Ryan: Oooh, I hope I get back.
Ryan: Oooh, I hope I get back.
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Drew: Statements if the first man on the moon was a celebrity.
Ryan: [mimicking Carol Channing] Well, this is as dry and barren as I am!
Ryan: [mimicking Carol Channing] Well, this is as dry and barren as I am!
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Drew: Bad parental motivational speeches.
Ryan: Do you want to end up like me? [buzzer]
Ryan: Do you want to end up like me? [buzzer]
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Ryan: A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money!
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Drew: Celebrities who shouldn't release rap records.
Ryan: (pretends to rap and do a Jimmy Stewart impression at the same time)
Ryan: (pretends to rap and do a Jimmy Stewart impression at the same time)
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Drew: Things that make the audience break out cheering.
Ryan: In ten minutes we break out the liquor.
Ryan: In ten minutes we break out the liquor.
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Ryan: Everyone get out your ticket stubs, we will now raffle off Drew Carey's Porsche.
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Drew: Shows on which you wouldn't expect to see Barney the Dinosaur make a cameo on.
Ryan: [as Barney] Yes, that's my final answer.
Ryan: [as Barney] Yes, that's my final answer.
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Drew: Ads where the Products and Style don't match.
Ryan: (in a soft, nervous voice) E-ever, ummm, Ever, dream of owning a Harley Davidson?
Ryan: (in a soft, nervous voice) E-ever, ummm, Ever, dream of owning a Harley Davidson?
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Drew: Inappropriate songs for a lounge singer to sing.
Ryan: (singing) I... passed... a stone today, I passed a stone today...
Ryan: (singing) I... passed... a stone today, I passed a stone today...
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Drew: Unlikely things to happen in a police lineup.
Ryan: [Points to the audience, mouthing the words] You're dead!
Ryan: [Points to the audience, mouthing the words] You're dead!
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Drew: Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the loud music suddenly stops.
Ryan: I'm a narc!
Ryan: I'm a narc!
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Drew: Pull the string on the Drew Carey doll, and it says...
Ryan: (pulls the string) Lower.
Ryan: (pulls the string) Lower.
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Drew: Inappropriate school field trips.
Ryan: Okay, kids. Gather round. It's $20 for a lap dance, $30 fully nude.
Ryan: Okay, kids. Gather round. It's $20 for a lap dance, $30 fully nude.
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Drew: Little-known, but amazing facts about our host, Drew Carey.
Ryan: Did you know at first Drew Carey turned down the role of Geppetto?
Ryan: Did you know at first Drew Carey turned down the role of Geppetto?
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