What I Like About You Quotes

Vic: Okay, Val, from the second we got married, you said this relationship wouldn't work because we did everything backwards.
Val: I said that?
Vic: Yeah. A lot.

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Vic: I'm going to give you everything you've ever dreamed of.. which is why I'm going to go to the firehouse now.
Val: Uh, well, I did not dream that..

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Val: Vic? You just made this my best Thanksgiving, too.
(after Vic leaves..)
Val: (smiling) Ohhhh my god!

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(about her pin number)
Holly: I love you so much, and--
Vince: Holly, what's the number?
Holly: Ben forever.

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Val: (to Lauren) Rick is never going to leave his wife FOR YOU.

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Vince: Hey, man, hey! Can I talk you about something? It's kinda embarrassing.
Gary: Oh, say no more. Use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet, takes away everything.
Vince: Gary, it's about Holly.
Gary: Oh. Tell Holly to use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet -
Vince: Gary, it's not about that. I saw Holly's paycheque - it's huge. I can't stop thinking about it, man. She makes so much more money than me.
Gary: And?
Vince: And it bugs me. I mean I'm the man. I'm supposed to be the provider.
Gary: No, no, you're the man because you found yourself a rich girlfriend. High five!

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Vince: So, it wouldn't bother you that your girlfriend makes twice as much money as you?
Gary: Look, why make it a problem when there is no problem? You love her, she loves you.
Vince: Yeah, but it bugs me that she-
Gary: Okay, so you think that Holly is so far beneath you that she isn't entitled to make more money that you?
Vince: No, it's just that-
Gary: Oh, so then she doesn't deserve to make more money.
Vince: No, she deserves-
Gary: Then it's your stupid pride.
Vince: Oh... that could be it.

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Gary: Now, what are you going to do about it?
Vince: I'm gonna get past it. Try to get past it.
Gary: No, you're gonna do it. Because real men get past it. Now, are you a real man?
Vince: Raah!
Gary: Weird, man, but real man.

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Gary: Now, you know you're gonna have to pay for that.
Vince: Put it on Holly's tab. A real man can let his woman pay for his muffin.
Gary: Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. Keep it pimpin, player, keep it pimpin.

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Vince: So, I got your text message. What's the emergency? You need your man for something? Lift something heavy? Kill a bug? Ride a bull? I'm your man.

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Vince: Can't do it, Gary. Tried be cool, but I cannot be a kept man.
Gary: You ain't trying hard enough.

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Holly: I hate him so much right now, but I don't know why.

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Vince: I gotta make more money, Gary. Holly's just gonna make more and more. I'm telling you, she's going places. And I'm just going to those places to deliver packages.

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Gary: I'm sorry, I'm getting my clients all mixed up. Uh, let's see... yeah, yeah...you're the one with the second clue to your date.
Val: Aww..
Gary: Aww... isn't he precious? Yeah, it's not often you see a teddy bear in his... formal attire.

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Robyn: Bye Holly. Love your shoes.
Holly: Bye Robyn. Hate your guts

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(talking about why Vic likes being a fireman)
Val: You like almost dying?
Vic: No, that's not my favorite part of the job...the hats waaaaaaay cool.
Val: ... You wanna wear a cool hat, get a job as a wizard.

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(Talking about Robyn)
Holly: Everytime me and Vince make plans she always has some work thing for him (makes air quotes)
Tina: Why did you just make air quotes?
Holly: I didn't. I was practicing what I was going to do to her eyes!

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Val: Lauren, have you ever wondered what Vic does for a living?
Lauren: Yeah. He's one of New York's bravest.
Val: I'm not.

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(Upon seeing Vic with a wizard hat)
Val: Looks like someone's codeine kicked in.
Vic: I'm going to be a wizard.
Val: You're insane...
Vic: I know it's ambitious, but just think how safe you'll be from the dragons.

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(Vic telling Val he quit his job as a fireman)
Val: You what?
Vic: I quit.
Val: Your job?
Vic: No drinking.

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Val: Wait, wait... h-how could you quit your job? You love your job.
Vic: I thought that's what you wanted me to do.
Val: How do you know what I want? I don't even know what I want!
Vic: You're a strange strange woman.

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Lauren: Oh, it's just a ring.
Holly: Wait wait wait, let me see, let me see it!
Vic: How's that for Val's birthday present?
Holly: Oh my god, it's gorgeous. It's so much prettier than any of her other wedding rings.

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Val: Um, okay, honey, I know you said I shouldn't ask you about our dinner tonight, but just so I know-
Vic: Okay, look, I'm sorry but I'm not telling you anything.
Val: Okay, but I just need to know what to wear, okay? So, should it be something dressy or does the restaurant have a playground?

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Tina: (about Lauren) Oh my God! She turned it around and pulled the surprise party out of her ass!
Holly: If only she could pull some morals out of her ass!

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Lauren: Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.

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Gary: You know what? Your-your hair is so Footloose!
Vince: You did NOT just drag Kevin Bacon into this!

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Holly: You should totally give her the ring now.
Vic: No, no... there's too many people. I want to give it to her when we're alone. I want it to be perfect.
Holly: What's more perfect than doing it in front of all the people she loves? And Tina.

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Vic: Honey, I've been waiting for the perfect moment do this all day, but the truth is, any moment with you is perfect. So Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people you love... and Tina. Val, will you be already married to me?

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Tina: (about Robin) Oh my god, the beyotch is coming, the beyotch is coming!

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Holly: (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're on a bus bench? Vince, look how big your head is!
Vince: I know! I have a big head. People trust people with big heads.
Holly: Hmm, yes, you know what, you're right! Who wouldn't want to buy an apartment from that big head?

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