What I Like About You Quotes
Holly: (to Tina, about the invitations to Vince's "surprise" party) Oh my God. I told you. I sent you both an e vite. Tina got hers, didn't you, Tina?
Tina: (playing along) Totally got it.
Ben: (muttering) Of course she got invited, she slept with him, for God's sake!
Tina: (playing along) Totally got it.
Ben: (muttering) Of course she got invited, she slept with him, for God's sake!
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Holly: (singing) Everybody! For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. Would Tina meet me on the patio? Everyone just talk amongst yourselves!
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(Holly calls into a radio show for advice)
Dr. Dell: Tell me, have you had any serious relationships?
Holly: Oh, tons. I just broke up with this British guy named Ben... I mean... Smen... Because he said I still like this guy... Smince.
Vince (hearing from the radio): Smen? Smence?
Val (hearing from another radio): Smen? Smince? Oh! That's my smister!
Dr. Dell: Tell me, have you had any serious relationships?
Holly: Oh, tons. I just broke up with this British guy named Ben... I mean... Smen... Because he said I still like this guy... Smince.
Vince (hearing from the radio): Smen? Smence?
Val (hearing from another radio): Smen? Smince? Oh! That's my smister!
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Vince: Well, where is she?
Gary: Uh, well, she's not in Princeton visiting Henry.
Vince: What? Why would she go there? The radio guy told her to talk to her boyfriend, listen to his side!
Gary: Well, you know, Henry was her first love and... and he's known her the longest and you know, well, he's really really smart and dude was an excellent boyfriend.
Vince: ... Oh, god, do you think they'll get back together? They can't get back together. Gary, don't let them get back together!
Gary: Calm down, girl!
Gary: Uh, well, she's not in Princeton visiting Henry.
Vince: What? Why would she go there? The radio guy told her to talk to her boyfriend, listen to his side!
Gary: Well, you know, Henry was her first love and... and he's known her the longest and you know, well, he's really really smart and dude was an excellent boyfriend.
Vince: ... Oh, god, do you think they'll get back together? They can't get back together. Gary, don't let them get back together!
Gary: Calm down, girl!
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Holly: Henry, you look so college-y. You even grew a soul patch?
Henry: I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.
Holly: Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.
Henry: Neither did you.
Holly: True.
Henry: I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.
Holly: Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.
Henry: Neither did you.
Holly: True.
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Girl: Uh, excuse me, do you happen to have a pen?
Henry: Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.
Girl: Thank you.
Henry: Your welcome.
(Henry and the girl kiss)
Holly: Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?
Henry: That's my girlfriend.
Holly: Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?
Henry: Like six months.
Holly: Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?
Henry: (bluntly) No one called me.
Holly: ...Oh, what's her name?
Henry: Her name's Holly and that's not sick.
Holly: I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?
Henry: Hahaha.... no.
Henry: Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.
Girl: Thank you.
Henry: Your welcome.
(Henry and the girl kiss)
Holly: Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?
Henry: That's my girlfriend.
Holly: Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?
Henry: Like six months.
Holly: Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?
Henry: (bluntly) No one called me.
Holly: ...Oh, what's her name?
Henry: Her name's Holly and that's not sick.
Holly: I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?
Henry: Hahaha.... no.
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Henry: So, out of curiosity, why did you come out all this way to talk about Vince. Wouldn't it be easier to talk to Vince?
Holly: I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!
Henry: Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.
Holly: I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!
Henry: Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.
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Henry: I guess the best way to put this is would be... you suck at relationships.
Holly: Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.
Holly: Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.
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Henry: Don't you see, Holly? When things get not perfect, you start looking for other guys. With me, it was Vince. With Ben, it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?
Holly: The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?
Henry: Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.
Holly: And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!
Holly: The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?
Henry: Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.
Holly: And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!
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(During Holly's fantasy)
Henry: Vince speaks French?
Holly: Hey, it's my fantasy!
Fantasy Vince: Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?
Henry: C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?
Holly: And he has a castle in Ireland.
Henry: Vince speaks French?
Holly: Hey, it's my fantasy!
Fantasy Vince: Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?
Henry: C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?
Holly: And he has a castle in Ireland.
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Holly: Henry, you're so smart! Oh my god, if I didn't date you and break up with you, and then date you and break up with you, I'd so date you again!
Henry: Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.
Holly: Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!
(They hug)
Henry: Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.
Holly: Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!
(They hug)
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Fantasy Vince: Hey, Henry.
Henry: Hey, dude. (darkly) Thanks for all the calls.
Henry: Hey, dude. (darkly) Thanks for all the calls.
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Henry: (About Vince) Look at this guy. He loves you. He'll always love you.. Even when I loved you, he loved you. (Vince gives him a dirty look) But I digress.
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Holly: (to Vince) Do you know what, I have nothing else to say to you! Except, don't try to call me! Take a look at what you're missing! (clicks cell phone camera) Goodbye!
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Vince: I hate Holly! I hate Holly! I hate Holly! I can't believe she and Henry...
Ben: Look, if she was going to sleep within the line of succession, then it should have been me, you, and then Henry.
Ben: Look, if she was going to sleep within the line of succession, then it should have been me, you, and then Henry.
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Lauren: (to Gary) I'll make her laugh!
Gary: (to Lauren) I'll have sex with her.
Lauren: (to Gary) So will I!
Gary: (to Lauren) I'll have sex with her.
Lauren: (to Gary) So will I!
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Val: Noooooo!
Lauren: Val, wake up! Val!
Val: Lauren! Oh my god, I'm married. I got married!
Lauren: WHAT?!
Val (hysterically): YES! I married Todd! The plumber! Oh, wait, there's no ring. And no Todd! Oh, I'm not married! I'm not married. Aah...
Lauren: Oh! Me neither, and we're over thirty. I hate this game.
Val: Lauren, I had the worst nightmare - I dreamt that I called Rick up and cussed him out really bad and then went to Atlantic City and had a drink - or six - and then I married-
(Vic walks in)
Val and Lauren: Vic?!
Vic: Honey, you really got to be more careful - you left your wedding ring on the sink. Hey Lauren, long time no see. What's up?
Lauren: Oh, you know, same old, same old. You?
Vic: She didn't tell you? We got hitched. Haha... (leaves the room)
Lauren: Vic? You've been dating Vic? You've been secretly dating Vic? And I knew there was a chemistry between you two when he was our boss, but you didn't want to date him because he was our boss and now you're married, how could you not tell me?!
Val: I didn't know?
Lauren: Val, wake up! Val!
Val: Lauren! Oh my god, I'm married. I got married!
Lauren: WHAT?!
Val (hysterically): YES! I married Todd! The plumber! Oh, wait, there's no ring. And no Todd! Oh, I'm not married! I'm not married. Aah...
Lauren: Oh! Me neither, and we're over thirty. I hate this game.
Val: Lauren, I had the worst nightmare - I dreamt that I called Rick up and cussed him out really bad and then went to Atlantic City and had a drink - or six - and then I married-
(Vic walks in)
Val and Lauren: Vic?!
Vic: Honey, you really got to be more careful - you left your wedding ring on the sink. Hey Lauren, long time no see. What's up?
Lauren: Oh, you know, same old, same old. You?
Vic: She didn't tell you? We got hitched. Haha... (leaves the room)
Lauren: Vic? You've been dating Vic? You've been secretly dating Vic? And I knew there was a chemistry between you two when he was our boss, but you didn't want to date him because he was our boss and now you're married, how could you not tell me?!
Val: I didn't know?
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Lauren: Hey, how come when you drink, you get a husband and when I drink, I just get puffy?
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Val: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Fireman are getting an annulment.
Lauren: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay! You have been given a gift. God made you drunk and sent you a husband. And not just any one, but someone you already had feelings for!
Lauren: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay! You have been given a gift. God made you drunk and sent you a husband. And not just any one, but someone you already had feelings for!
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Val: Ya... Ya... didn't sign here.
Vic: Yeah, I'm not gonna, baby.
Val: Say what, baby?
Vic: I don't want to end this marriage.
Val: No... no... you have to.
Vic: Why?
Lauren: Because you're an adulterer!
Vic: No, I'm not.
Lauren: Wanna be?
Vic: Yeah, I'm not gonna, baby.
Val: Say what, baby?
Vic: I don't want to end this marriage.
Val: No... no... you have to.
Vic: Why?
Lauren: Because you're an adulterer!
Vic: No, I'm not.
Lauren: Wanna be?
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Val (looking at her ringing phone): Oh my god, it's Holly.
Vic: It's Holly? Oh, hey, she's going to be so excited we got married. Let me say 'hi'.
Val: No! And I can't say 'hi' either because she will sense in my 'hi' that something is wrong, terribly terribly wrong, like we got married!
Vic: Oh, look at you, you're all feisty in the morning! I like that.
Val: Stop liking me!
Vic: It's Holly? Oh, hey, she's going to be so excited we got married. Let me say 'hi'.
Val: No! And I can't say 'hi' either because she will sense in my 'hi' that something is wrong, terribly terribly wrong, like we got married!
Vic: Oh, look at you, you're all feisty in the morning! I like that.
Val: Stop liking me!
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Holly: Oh, thank god she's okay!
Lauren: Why wouldn't she be okay? Nothing crazy at all happened while you were gone.
Holly: Because, I just got home and there's a prowler in the loft and I might have killed him.
Lauren: Hey, good news Val, Holly might have just killed your husband!
Holly: What?!
Lauren: Nothing! Bye-bye!
Lauren: Why wouldn't she be okay? Nothing crazy at all happened while you were gone.
Holly: Because, I just got home and there's a prowler in the loft and I might have killed him.
Lauren: Hey, good news Val, Holly might have just killed your husband!
Holly: What?!
Lauren: Nothing! Bye-bye!
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Holly: C'mon, let's go.
Val: No, not 'til Vic leaves.
Holly: When will that be?
Val: Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out!
Holly: Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!
Val: Right...
Val: No, not 'til Vic leaves.
Holly: When will that be?
Val: Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out!
Holly: Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!
Val: Right...
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Val: Oh god, oh god, what if Vic never leaves?
Holly: What is happening to you? Will you calm down? There are other ways to get him out.
Val: No, Holly, I have tried everything. I begged, I reasoned, I even called the police, but they all know him and they congratulated me. Holly, we are legally married. That sonofabitch fireman is never going to leave.
Holly: What is happening to you? Will you calm down? There are other ways to get him out.
Val: No, Holly, I have tried everything. I begged, I reasoned, I even called the police, but they all know him and they congratulated me. Holly, we are legally married. That sonofabitch fireman is never going to leave.
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Holly: When you and Vic got married, did stuff change?
Val: Uh... well, the bartender changed shifts.
Val: Uh... well, the bartender changed shifts.
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Vince: What's wrong with you?
Holly: So much.
Vince: I've been waiting on the terrace for two hours for you to apologize.
Holly: Well, I gonna go to apologize to you before, but I thought that you needed time to cool off and so I thought I'd wait 'til the morning and then I really tried to find this middle thing that Val talked-
Vince: What the hell is going on? What happened to the girl who used to come yell at me every five minutes? The girl who used to tell me exactly how she felt? Exactly how I felt? The girl who didn't question every move she'd make?
Holly: Hmm, I miss her. She still alive?
Vince: I miss her too!
Holly: I think she left town when you and I started dating. If you forgive her, I could probably get her back.
Vince: Get her back.
Holly: Do you forgive her?
Vince: I forgive her!
Holly: So much.
Vince: I've been waiting on the terrace for two hours for you to apologize.
Holly: Well, I gonna go to apologize to you before, but I thought that you needed time to cool off and so I thought I'd wait 'til the morning and then I really tried to find this middle thing that Val talked-
Vince: What the hell is going on? What happened to the girl who used to come yell at me every five minutes? The girl who used to tell me exactly how she felt? Exactly how I felt? The girl who didn't question every move she'd make?
Holly: Hmm, I miss her. She still alive?
Vince: I miss her too!
Holly: I think she left town when you and I started dating. If you forgive her, I could probably get her back.
Vince: Get her back.
Holly: Do you forgive her?
Vince: I forgive her!
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(Holly, to Vic's firefighter coat and helmet)
Holly: You hang in there, fireman. She's this close.
Holly: You hang in there, fireman. She's this close.
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(Holly and Tina walk in the bakery and Tina notices Gary is there with Vince, and turns to Holly)
Tina: What is he doing here?
Holly: (shrugs)
Tina: (points finger at Holly) I'm going to go fake pee, and when I get back, I'm going to REAL kill you!
Tina: What is he doing here?
Holly: (shrugs)
Tina: (points finger at Holly) I'm going to go fake pee, and when I get back, I'm going to REAL kill you!
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Holly: Isn't there a job where you get paid to make out?
Vince: Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!
Vince: Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!
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