What I Like About You Quotes

(about Holly)
Gary: You okay, dude?
Vince: Unbelievable... I got to kiss her like eight times!

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Ben: I know I cant believe it. I've never been jealous in my entire life. What the hell are you doing to me, Holly?

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Ben: I'm just going to have to rise above it, and not ask who the better kisser was, me or Vince.
(Holly laughs)
Ben: .. I'm waiting.
Holly: Wow, when you get jealous, you get jealous. I like it.

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Val: (about her dress) It took three months to make. The woman lives 'til 95 and she can't hold on another week!?

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Lauren: Hey, listen I talked to the old guy.
Holly: Yeah, well, that narrows it down.

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Store Owner: (to Vince) And a special hello to you, Popeye.

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Holly: We have to get that address! (They all nod and look at Vince)
Gary: How about it, Popeye?
Vince: (Takes off his jacket) Damn this face and body!

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Holly: She's pictured the dress, she's pictured the roses--
Gary: She picture her fiancé with another woman?
Holly: What? That's Julie!
Ben: Ex-fiancée Julie?

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Holly: I dont believe him! What is he doing?
Gary: Apparently Julie.

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Vince: I got the address... and now I feel dirty and cheap.

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Holly: Hypothetically, if there was a tidal wave coming to New York, would you want to be warned, or be surprised and see if you survive?
Val: Is there any salmon in this tidal wave?

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Holly: But if you ever hurt my sister? (punches him on the arm) It'll be a lot harder than that.

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Rick: (Laughing) 'On the hanger!'
Lauren: You've never been fat, have you?

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Gary: The secrets pop out of my mouth like a gumball.

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Ben: It means that I'm playing guitar on the Jack Johnson tour, and I'm leaving tomorrow night after the wedding for two months!
Vince: YES!
Holly: I won't see you for two months?
Ben: Well, they said I could bring my manager with me, and that just so happens to be my girlfriend..

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Gary: Why are you staring at Ben's boxers?
Vince: So I can do this! (Throws boxers on the ground and jumps on them)

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(Vince opens the door, and Tina rushes in)
Tina: I hate my life!
Vince: (to empty door) Hi, Tina, come on in!

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Tina: (to Vince) Remember we said not to talk about it.
Both: Don't tell Gary.

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Tina: It means when someone has sex with someone it was a huge mistake.
Vince: Pie, Gary? (Shoves a piece in her mouth)

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Vince: (To Tina, when they're alone) Well, ahaha isn't this awkward?

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Julie: I didn't call him, he called me.
Holly: Rick called you?
Julie: I was just as surprised as you, which is why I'm crying. (to her therapist) Can I get some Prozac NOW?

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Gary: Did I ever tell anyone that you wrote Celine Dion a fan letter?
Vince: [shouts] She is excellent and Gary, you told everyone!

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Holly: You wanna open presents!?
Val: I want go home.
Holly: Here you go! (Shoves gift in her face)

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Gary: This is a little awkward. Since you and I are best friends, we don't keep secrets from each other.. The girl that I hooked up with was Tina.
Vince: What the hell? I slept with Tina!
Gary: Ah-ha!

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Val: I want to be numb so I don't feel anything ever again.

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Val: Don't go.
Holly: What?
Val: Nothing. I need you.
Holly: Huh?
Val: How come you heard all the mean stuff I said under my breath and none of the nice stuff?
Holly: I heard it. I was just double checking because... I couldn't believe you still liked me.
Val: You still like me?
Holly: Of course. I love you.
Val: I love you, too.
Holly: Aww... wanna get married?

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(while insulting Rick..)
Lauren: And what about that annoying British accent?
Holly: Lauren, Ben's the one with the accent.
Lauren: We're not talking about Ben? My bad.

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Val: Baby steps people. I came out didn't I?
Lesbians: Wahoo!
Val: No no I didn't mean...oh what the hell.

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Lauren: Better cover up the supremes. Tonight is not about you girls.

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Holly [talking about Val (Jennie Garth) and Todd (Luke Perry)]: Let me guess, Brenda's still in Paris?

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