What I Like About You Quotes
Vic (to his mother): Okay fine, you don't have to meet her.
Val: What can I do you for?
Vic: Uh, we have decided we're not going to stay, but thank you anyway, miss!
Eileen: Wait, why don't we ask her?
Vic: Ma-
Eileen: Miss, what if your baby went off to some godforsaken place like Atlantic City, met a floozy, and an hour later married her? Wouldn't you want to kill yourself?
Val: Well, uh, gosh... I'd want to meet the girl first... because I'm sure the son - if he were yours - would pick a sweet, poised, conversative, classy gal, one who's just going through a rough patch.
Eileen: Oh, god, you're her.
Val: ... Hi!
Vic: Yeah, um, Ma, this is Val, my wife. And um, Val, this is my mom - (to his mother) don't say anything mean - Eileen.
Val: What can I do you for?
Vic: Uh, we have decided we're not going to stay, but thank you anyway, miss!
Eileen: Wait, why don't we ask her?
Vic: Ma-
Eileen: Miss, what if your baby went off to some godforsaken place like Atlantic City, met a floozy, and an hour later married her? Wouldn't you want to kill yourself?
Val: Well, uh, gosh... I'd want to meet the girl first... because I'm sure the son - if he were yours - would pick a sweet, poised, conversative, classy gal, one who's just going through a rough patch.
Eileen: Oh, god, you're her.
Val: ... Hi!
Vic: Yeah, um, Ma, this is Val, my wife. And um, Val, this is my mom - (to his mother) don't say anything mean - Eileen.
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Gary: So once Vince's head gets big from seeing his big old head on that bench, do think they're going to have to make a bigger bench to fit his bigger head?
Tina: Someone a little jealous?
Gary: I think you've got it the other way around. (puts down a mug with his face on it loudly) BAM! It's hot chocolate, served by hot chocolate.
Tina: Someone a little jealous?
Gary: I think you've got it the other way around. (puts down a mug with his face on it loudly) BAM! It's hot chocolate, served by hot chocolate.
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Val: Oh my god, Lauren, all I wanted to do was get her to like me and look what happened!
Lauren: Yeah, I know, you guys are besties!
Val: That's because she's an alcoholic and I just pushed her off her wagon! Oh, this is such a mess, I was going to charm her, you know, take her Uptown, buy her a scarf, a brooch, maybe some Gina Tae splash. You know, mom stuff.
Lauren: Honey, believe me, things could be worse.
Val: How could things be worse, Lauren?
Vic: Hey, baby.
Lauren: That would be your example.
Lauren: Yeah, I know, you guys are besties!
Val: That's because she's an alcoholic and I just pushed her off her wagon! Oh, this is such a mess, I was going to charm her, you know, take her Uptown, buy her a scarf, a brooch, maybe some Gina Tae splash. You know, mom stuff.
Lauren: Honey, believe me, things could be worse.
Val: How could things be worse, Lauren?
Vic: Hey, baby.
Lauren: That would be your example.
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Holly: Did you see the atrocity?
Tina: I know, how could you miss it? Vince and that Robyn are plastered all over the city.
Holly: Okay, so we gotta get us some giant Sharpes. I'm thinking black teeth and her original nose.
Tina: Oh, come on Holly, you're better than that.
Holly: Huh... I know, how about Dumbo ears and a Hitler mustasche?
Tina: I know, how could you miss it? Vince and that Robyn are plastered all over the city.
Holly: Okay, so we gotta get us some giant Sharpes. I'm thinking black teeth and her original nose.
Tina: Oh, come on Holly, you're better than that.
Holly: Huh... I know, how about Dumbo ears and a Hitler mustasche?
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Lauren: Oh my god, that guy is cute. I should ask him out for a drink. I mean, pie.
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Lauren: Are you coming in, Mrs. Meladeo?
Val: Uh, hello? It's anonymous.
Lauren: I'm sorry. Eileen.
Val: Uh, hello? It's anonymous.
Lauren: I'm sorry. Eileen.
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Holly: So it's decided then?
Vince: We're... thinking.
Holly: Guess I shouldn't wear this while we're thinking. (hands Vince her bracelet)
Vince: Val gave you that.
Holly: Oh. (puts her bracelet back on) Then we're good.
Vince: We're... thinking.
Holly: Guess I shouldn't wear this while we're thinking. (hands Vince her bracelet)
Vince: Val gave you that.
Holly: Oh. (puts her bracelet back on) Then we're good.
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Lauren: Oh, the guys at AA are so much hotter than they are at Overeaters Anonymous.
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Val: (To Marcus) Would you like a muffin? (turns to get one, and Lauren stands in front of Marcus)
Lauren: Me llamo Muffin.
Lauren: Me llamo Muffin.
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Lauren: (about all the fireman in the bakery) It's like a gay bar. With hope.
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(A mugger comes up behind Vince and grabs him)
Mugger: Don't say a word.
Holly: (back turned, thinking its Vince) Oh, I won't--
Vince: Holly.
Holly: Ohh!
Mugger: Just give me all your money.
Holly: Yes, and our valuables.
Mugger: Yeh-yeah. Thanks!
Mugger: Don't say a word.
Holly: (back turned, thinking its Vince) Oh, I won't--
Vince: Holly.
Holly: Ohh!
Mugger: Just give me all your money.
Holly: Yes, and our valuables.
Mugger: Yeh-yeah. Thanks!
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Vic: You know what? I would ask you for the strawberries but you'd probably charge me for them. That's a burn!
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Holly: Nobody move! Everyone sit back down! This time there is going to be a wedding, I swear it. MUSIC! Oh, hi Daddy.
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Jack Tyler: I never been so happy to see anyone in my entire life.
Val: Yeah, yeah, Dad, let's walk and talk.
Val: Yeah, yeah, Dad, let's walk and talk.
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Holly: Okay, if that what you want to believe, that's fine. But I know something you don't know.
Vince: What do you know?
Holly: I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.
Vince: What are you talking about?
Holly: If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.
Vince: Tell me.
Holly: I can't.
Officer Rubin: Can you tell me?
Holly: Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?
Vince: She had every-
Holly: Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?
Officer Rubin: Why?
Holly: Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.
Vince: What do you know?
Holly: I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.
Vince: What are you talking about?
Holly: If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.
Vince: Tell me.
Holly: I can't.
Officer Rubin: Can you tell me?
Holly: Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?
Vince: She had every-
Holly: Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?
Officer Rubin: Why?
Holly: Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.
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Officer Rubin: Oh my god!
Holly: I know, right?
Vince: I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?
Officer Rubin: Uh, she promised!
Holly: I know, right?
Vince: I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?
Officer Rubin: Uh, she promised!
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Holly: You totally said that you were going after my man!
Robyn: No, actually, you did.
Holly: Twister! Twister! She is twisting all my words.
Robyn: No, actually, you did.
Holly: Twister! Twister! She is twisting all my words.
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Gary: All right, fantastic four, back together again.
(Holly and Vince walk away, and both Tina & Gary's cell phones ring)
Tina: Aww Holly!
Gary: Viiiiiiiiince!
(Holly and Vince walk away, and both Tina & Gary's cell phones ring)
Tina: Aww Holly!
Gary: Viiiiiiiiince!
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Vic: Where... where is Val? And what are you doing here?
Lauren: Well, after your big fight, I came over here to calm her down. And eat your romantic dinner - shrimp has a very small window.
Lauren: Well, after your big fight, I came over here to calm her down. And eat your romantic dinner - shrimp has a very small window.
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Marcus: Nope, bunk's empty. Awww... look how nice he makes it, just like my mommy.
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Val: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. I don't want to be right anymore. I just want to be right here in your arms.
Vic: Good, because this exactly where I want you to be.
Vic: Good, because this exactly where I want you to be.
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Val: What the hell was that?
Vic: We're the one millionth customer... that's a fire alarm! Okay, I'll see you in the morning, baby...
Val: Okay, just listen, be careful... be careful with your pelvis... and your feet and your legs and your head and your ears-
Vic: -I know
Val: -and your nose - be careful!
Vic: Thank you... Where's my stuff?
Vic: We're the one millionth customer... that's a fire alarm! Okay, I'll see you in the morning, baby...
Val: Okay, just listen, be careful... be careful with your pelvis... and your feet and your legs and your head and your ears-
Vic: -I know
Val: -and your nose - be careful!
Vic: Thank you... Where's my stuff?
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Holly: I think that we're done.
Vince: Done thinking?
Holly: No.. just done.
(Holly walks into her apartment)
Vince: Holly!
(The door to his apartment opens)
Gary: Oh my damn! Hold me!
Vince: Done thinking?
Holly: No.. just done.
(Holly walks into her apartment)
Vince: Holly!
(The door to his apartment opens)
Gary: Oh my damn! Hold me!
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Val: Oh my god, the Elvis impersonator who married us is actually an impersonator impersonator.
Vic: Huh, yeah, well, that's kind of funny. Huh, we thought we were married, but we're really not.
Val: No, that's not funny. We thought we were married, but we're not married. What's that mean?
Vic: Well, it means we've been living in sin, but without the sin.
Vic: Huh, yeah, well, that's kind of funny. Huh, we thought we were married, but we're really not.
Val: No, that's not funny. We thought we were married, but we're not married. What's that mean?
Vic: Well, it means we've been living in sin, but without the sin.
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Vic: Okay, c'mere.
Val: Oh wait, what are you doing? Put me down.
Vic: What now?
Val: It's the night before our wedding - it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other. (runs upstairs)
Vic: We'll do it in the dark!
Val: Oh wait, what are you doing? Put me down.
Vic: What now?
Val: It's the night before our wedding - it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other. (runs upstairs)
Vic: We'll do it in the dark!
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Holly: So I was thinking that maybe I broke up with Vince too fast. So what if he doesn't believe Robyn is Satan? I mean, I can see how he might have thought I was being a little crazy and insecure.
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(Holly meets Vic's three brothers)
Holly: Excuse me, do you guys know a Vic Meladeo?
Tony: Who's asking?
Holly: I'm Holly Tyler, I'm looking for my sister. She's married to Vic... well, sorta.
Michael: Hey, we're Vic's brothers. Val's a little tied up with Vic right now, but perhaps we can help.
Holly: Oh, well... we're kinda family. And two of you [points to Michael and Jay] look a little like Vic.
Holly: Excuse me, do you guys know a Vic Meladeo?
Tony: Who's asking?
Holly: I'm Holly Tyler, I'm looking for my sister. She's married to Vic... well, sorta.
Michael: Hey, we're Vic's brothers. Val's a little tied up with Vic right now, but perhaps we can help.
Holly: Oh, well... we're kinda family. And two of you [points to Michael and Jay] look a little like Vic.
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Officer Rubin: Excuse me, I'm looking for Holly Tyler.
Tina: Cute purse.
Officer Rubin: Oh, thank you, ma'am, but it's not mine, it belongs to Holly Tyler.
Tina: Oh my god, is that the purse the mugger stole?
Officer Rubin: Um yes. No sign of the lip gloss, but we have our best men on it.
Tina: Cute purse.
Officer Rubin: Oh, thank you, ma'am, but it's not mine, it belongs to Holly Tyler.
Tina: Oh my god, is that the purse the mugger stole?
Officer Rubin: Um yes. No sign of the lip gloss, but we have our best men on it.
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