W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Cornelia: Nice shoes. Are you going to the Land Of Oz after school?
Hay Lin: Like you didn't dress up.
Cornelia: Well, we all knew I was lying.
Hay Lin: Like you didn't dress up.
Cornelia: Well, we all knew I was lying.
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Cornelia: [about Taranee] Here comes Miss "I-get-dizzy-in-high-heels." (indicating Taranee's extra book bag) Is that for your cape and tiara?
Taranee: It's Will's backpack! I found it lying on the sidewalk. The crystal's still in it.
Hay Lin: Maybe she just dropped it?
Taranee: And didn't notice? Get real, her Science textbook alone must weigh 20 pounds!
Taranee: It's Will's backpack! I found it lying on the sidewalk. The crystal's still in it.
Hay Lin: Maybe she just dropped it?
Taranee: And didn't notice? Get real, her Science textbook alone must weigh 20 pounds!
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Caleb: [struggling to climb up the oubliette wall] I've been in tougher places than this. Okay, not smellier places.
Blunk: Too high. Never make it.
Caleb: Have you even trieeeeee...?
[He loses his grip and slides back to the ground.]
Blunk: 3,700 times!
Blunk: Too high. Never make it.
Caleb: Have you even trieeeeee...?
[He loses his grip and slides back to the ground.]
Blunk: 3,700 times!
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Will: [recognizing Caleb] You’re the kid from yesterday!
Caleb: You’re not one of the Guardians I saw! Where’s your older sister?
Will: Wait! You’re the "rebel leader" I’m supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?
Caleb: You’re not one of the Guardians I saw! Where’s your older sister?
Will: Wait! You’re the "rebel leader" I’m supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?
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Will: I'm going back for Caleb.
Hay Lin: No! I fly better than you. Well, actually, chickens fly better than you.
Hay Lin: No! I fly better than you. Well, actually, chickens fly better than you.
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Hay Lin: [rescuing Caleb in flight] Surprise! Wow, you're heavy. So, do you have a girlfriend? Because I think Cornelia likes you.
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Irma: It was so great! We fought and we flew, [about Blunk], and this slim-o creep-o thing escaped into the pipes!
Taranee: If he comes up under the girls' locker room, I'm switching schools.
Taranee: If he comes up under the girls' locker room, I'm switching schools.
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Blunk: Blunk a Passling. Passlings can smell.
Taranee: Ugh! Boy is that an understatement!
Taranee: Ugh! Boy is that an understatement!
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Irma: Oh, yeah! Well, top this! I give you: [Irma makes a water face resembling Cornelia] Cornelia!
Cornelia: Thanks for the nose.
Irma: Cornelia with a Broken Nose.
[Will, Taranee, and Hay Lin applaud]
Irma: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Cornelia: Thanks for the nose.
Irma: Cornelia with a Broken Nose.
[Will, Taranee, and Hay Lin applaud]
Irma: Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Taranee: I feel something down the back of my neck!
Will: [in Irma's voice] You promise not to freak if I tell you what it is?
Taranee: Uh-uh.
Will: [yanks an eel off Taranee and says in Irma's voice] Then it's just a hair.
Will: [in Irma's voice] You promise not to freak if I tell you what it is?
Taranee: Uh-uh.
Will: [yanks an eel off Taranee and says in Irma's voice] Then it's just a hair.
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Irma: [referring to Blunk] I think I know where we can find the little troll. Uuuh, we'll need to be magic pixies again. Sorry, "guardians."
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Elyon: [after finding out that Phobos tricked her] Cornelia! Oh, Cornelia, I'm so sorry!
Cornelia: Don't be sappy on me. We have work to do.
Cornelia: Don't be sappy on me. We have work to do.
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Aldarn: Hi. My name is, like, Aldarn. Would you like to, like, do a 360-fakie ollie with me sometime?
Cornelia: What?
Cornelia: What?
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Irma: Wait. You're telling us this is all the stink monkey's fault?
Caleb: Well, duh!
Aldarn: Duh? Your speech has, like, changed, Caleb.
Caleb: Well, duh!
Aldarn: Duh? Your speech has, like, changed, Caleb.
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Irma: Uh, is this small bloodsucking insect what I think it is?
Will: Don't say anything or they'll hear Taranee screaming back at school.
Will: Don't say anything or they'll hear Taranee screaming back at school.
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Yan Lin: Shall we get down, Rebel Boy?
Caleb: I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.
Caleb: I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.
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Elyon: I used to have dreams about flying. This is even better.
Phobos: Your powers seemed to reach their peek. Your relatives will be proud.
Phobos: Your powers seemed to reach their peek. Your relatives will be proud.
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Susan: Okay, birthday girl, but remember, no matter how old you get, you'll always be my Pink Perky Poopy Pumpkin.
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Uriah: This pork chop tastes funny.
Clubber: Hmm, must be why it was in the garbage.
Clubber: Hmm, must be why it was in the garbage.
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Taranee: Does this look cooked to you?
Cornelia: Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.
Cornelia: Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.
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Taranee: Why not your place?
Cornelia: Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.
Cornelia: Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.
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Caleb: We have parties in Meridian. To celebrate the end of Klunderfeast we cook and eat an ox.
Cornelia: We won't be doing that.
Cornelia: We won't be doing that.
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Cornelia: Hey girls! Party Friday, five o'clock, Irma's house. It's Will's birthday.
Hay Lin: It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.
Elyon: But you said it's at Irma's house.
Cornelia: Well, that's what makes it a surprise!
Hay Lin: It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.
Elyon: But you said it's at Irma's house.
Cornelia: Well, that's what makes it a surprise!
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