W.I.T.C.H. Quotes

Irma: [to Cornelia] One big sister to another... you need to win back her trust... now that she's in Nerissa's sights... her life could depend on it!

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Cornelia: Nice try, Nerissa. But even a mouse can see I’m better looking than that. [once Nerissa de-glamors] Wow, I’m still better looking! The Guardian makeover: just not working. The dried-prune look was so much more you.

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Nerissa: Fools! The Heart of Earth, it's power has been siphoned.
Shagon: And you'll never guess by who.
Will: Shagon?!
Shagon: Little Lilian gave us her power and look what happened. Guess old habits die hard.
Nerissa: You said gave us your power?
Shagon: Myself, Huggles, and Napoleon. Did we missed much?
Nerissa: I missed you, dear Heart. What do you say we crush the Guardians together? For old time's sake?
Shagon: I say: [blasts Nerissa] Sorry, Nerissa, under new management.

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Will: You so freak me out with that "old habits" thing.
Shagon: Old habits, new tricks. Guess I'm hard-wired from Shagon-morph but now I control the on-off switch. I'm still Matt inside and I don't feel hate, just Lilian power.
Will: [sarcastically] You're like a Guardian.
Shagon: I know. Are we like perfect for each other or what?

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Cornelia: [finishing her story] Plus P.S. the princess' big sister promises to always be there for her [pecks Lilian's cheek] to make sure nothing ever divides them again!

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Caleb: [referring to Phobos] Meet Sheffield's newest foreign exchange student.
Hay Lin: Too foreign! I could whip something up...
Phobos: [raises hand and glamors himself into a college boy with a black shirt] Am I not down with my bad self?
Irma: [sarcastically] Hey, chillin' with a villain...

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Phobos: Oh, how did you people ever devade me?

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Cassidy: Destroy Phobos and anyone who gets in our way.
Matt: Anyone?
[Matt transforms into Shagon]
Shagon: Would be me!

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Irma: Anytime you want to pinch in...
Phobos: And use of my life force?! Yours supposed to protect me!

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Taranee: Newsflash, Phobert! Without Will, we can't Guardian up!
Cornelia: Yeah! What you expect us to do, act as human shield?!
Phobos: Yes! Perfect!
Cornelia: [sarcastically] Perfect.

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Phobos: I must have power! [absorbs Taranee and Cornelia's life forces]

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Phobos: You hardly got any lunch Cornelia, what some popcorn?
Cornelia: Thanks and take your time
Cornelia: [about Phobos] Ew, you guys, I think he’s totally hitting on me!
Irma: Uh! Something’s really wrong with him. [Cornelia glares] I-I’m just saying...
Haylin: He's almost ... nice

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Phobos: [upon seeing Will in the Swim Meet] Ra Ra Sis boom ba!

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Will: Ew, is that algae?
Cornelia: Look, I'm working with what I have!

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Will: [after finding out that it was Matt, Caleb, and Blunk glamoring as Phobos] Wait a minute. How long have you guys glamored as Phobos?
Phobos: Since the attack in the park, your plan was working, so I thought of a better one.
Cornelia: So you weren’t hitting on me!
Taranee: Or eating crickets!
Will: Or kissing Mandy!
Matt: You kissed Mandy?!

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Nerissa: Water. Fire. Earth. Air. Quintesense. Now, all five elements are mine I am sole guardian of my power.

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Lilian: Why are you wearing pyjamas to go trick or treating?
Chris: I'm a ninja
Lillian: [sarcastically] Ninjas wear pyjamas?

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Blunk: Free candy? Blunk go too! Just need costume!
Lilian: Um... isn’t he already wearing one?

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Lilian: [Coming in to find W.I.T.C.H in guardian mode] Wow... you change fast.
Elizabeth Hale: [on seeing Hay Lin in her guardian mode] I don't remember Halloween costumes coming with that kind of padding?

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Chris: I knew you really wanted to go! You had a costume all the time!
Irma: [seizing his hand] It's not a costume...it's a disguise...so no one sees me with you!

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Taranee: Wonderful. The spooky old bookstore where you nearly destroyed us.
Cedric: [wistful] Ah, memories...

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Irma: Malt balls? Wow, old Mrs. Primusberger usually gives out toothbrushes! Not bad!
Blunk: Blunk happy too! Look!
Irma: Moth balls?
Blunk: [slurps] Yum, menthol!

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Irma: [brainwashing a selfish glutton] Give us candy, give us candy... CANDY!

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Chris: Isn't my sister the coolest?

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Hay Lin: Irma! You found us!
Irma: Yeah, the twenty-foot snake monster makes it surprisingly easy.

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Caleb: [throwing softballs at Nerissa] Did I win a prize, Ma?
Nerissa: Baby needs a spanking!

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Hay Lin: Ugh! I am beyond beat. Since Phobos’ Halloween coming-out party, it feels like we’ve been fighting 24/7.
Taranee: Except for school, we kind of have.
Irma: The creep never gets tired! He’s like the triple-espresso of evil.

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Nerissa: I lacked vision! He's the fool with no vision! Destroy everything in his path, no goal, no plan? I would have united worlds. That... is vision!
Elyon: Vision, sure, just no conscious. This is all your fault, you...
Nerissa: Watch your tongue, welt, or I'll... [Elyon zaps her] How?! I drained your power into the Heart of Meridian!
Elyon: And imprisoned me inside of it, you hateful hag!
Yan Lin: I've been teaching Elyon to reabsorbed the Heart's power. A power that is rightfully hers alone.
Elyon: I may not be strong enough to free us from my brother's scepter, but I can crush you like a bug!
Cassidy: And we'll help!

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Phobos: You’ve lost every battle since my return.
Will: A streak we’ll break tonight, buster!
Irma: Buster?
Will: It’s been a long day!

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Nerissa: Caleb is my son. I will not allow Phobos to harm him.
Elyon: Yeah, you’re Mother of the Year...

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