W.I.T.C.H. Quotes

MacGruder: Aha! Clumsy stackers, spilled and not cleaning up. That's called hazard! I should sue! But after I sue myself.

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Taranee: World's coolest brother tricked by ungrateful sister. Film at 11.

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Peter: [pushed by Taranee] Taranee, what are you doing?
Taranee: Snake, snake! Come on, everybody!

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Blunk: [pulling over in a cab] Yo, want ride?
Caleb: Blunk! You stole a... [reading] taxi?
Blunk: Not steal. At hotel, hear people say, "Take taxi." so, Blunk take taxi!
Caleb: And Caleb take taxi back hotel.

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Blunk: [after Caleb stops the car] More! More! Blunk not throw up again. Promise!
Caleb: Hurry up, would you? You’re going to get us in real... [sees Tracker and Sniffer] trouble!

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Eleanor: Maybe it's time she knew.
Thomas: Yeah, right, that we're not human and she's from another world?
Eleanor: I'd hope that we never have to explain her that we bought her here to save her life.

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Elyon: [after seeing W.I.T.C.H. transform into Guardians] What are you?!

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Elyon: Goodbye, "friends"!

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Elyon: [after trapping Cornelia with her bubble] Enjoy your new home. You're going to be here forever.

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Cornelia: Elyon, no! These are the good guys! Listen to me, you're incredible danger. Phobos is gonna plan to...
Elyon: I told you to stay away from me! [attacks Cornelia with her wave attack]

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Elyon: You will stop this now!

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Phobos: Your friends are becoming something of a nuisance!

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Phobos: [after Elyon captures Will, Irma, Cornelia, and Hay Lin] Wait, why are there only four of them?

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Elyon: Why do you have to spoil my happiness?! Why can't you leave me alone?!
Cornelia: Elyon, you have to let us go!
Elyon: No, I wanna find out what you're up to!
Will: We have to get loose!
Irma: I so hate to do this to ya, babe.

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Will: [exiting the Silver Dragon] Oh, what a day.
Taranee: Oh, what a meal.
Irma: Nothing like rescuing a hundred rebels from an evil Prince to build up your appetite!

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Caleb: How are we going to get my army across the Meridian Plains to the castle without being seen?
Irma: How about we disguise them as a thousand door-to-door salesmen? [goofy voice] Hi, would you like to subscribe to Home And Princess Magazine?

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Martin: Hey, Matt! I’m glad I ran into you. I need some woman advice. You know, for me and Irma.
Matt: Wrong guy, Martin. I’m still trying to figure Will out. Yesterday, she grabs me and kisses me and today she’s like, get off my sidewalk.
Martin: I know exactly what you mean! Except for that kissing part.
Matt: I shouldn’t have given up so easily.
Martin: I find that giving up is what women like best about me!

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Hay Lin: Um, Will, wasn't that your boyfriend?
Will: Matt?!

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Will: Oh dear!
Matt: Will?
Will: Oh boy! I’d love to take you back to Earth and explain all this.
Matt: Back to Earth?
Will: But, unfortunately, we’re chasing this little green guy who betrayed us to sell something of ours to the Prince of Evil, so we have to keep moving.

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Matt: [seeing Blunk and Jeek for the first time] What’s that smell?

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Will: Guardians, unite!
Hay Lin: Watch this, Matt, it's really cool!

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Will: Matt, are you okay?
Matt: I think so.
Will: I guess now you understand why I missed a couple of classes lately? Let's go home.

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Taranee: [to Blunk] We feel so bad we suspected you of stealing.
Cornelia: Hey, speak for yourself. I’m still missing two pens and a scrunchie!
Blunk: [pretend helpful] Look under bed?

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Will: Matt, I know how you feel. It took me a long time to get it, too. The important thing is you can't tell anyone.
Matt: I wouldn't even know what to tell.
[Will and Matt hug]

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Yan Lin: What about the boy, Matt, who saw you in your Guardian form?
Will: I talked to Matt. He was a little shocked. Okay, terror or stricken after seeing the Metaworld, but he knows Elyon from school. He wants to help.

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Irma: Sorry I couldn’t keep you, Mr. Huggles.
Will: Me too, Mr. Huggles!
Blunk: [drooling] Blunk take Mr. Huggles!
Cornelia: No! He’s a pet, not a furry snack.
Blunk: Blunk help plan battle and stay close to nice pet?
Irma: Face it, dude, you’re not a warrior. You are a scavenger.
Blunk: [offended] Goods recycler!

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Elyon: Oh, hi! You scared me. You want to meet me for something?
Phobos: Yes, I'm sorry, Elyon. We need you to sit on the throne again.
Elyon: Hey, no problem! It's not a kind of thing a girl objects to. [flies to her throne and sits down] Ta-da! You really think we need more rehearsal for tomorrow?
Phobos: Ah, there's been a slight change in plans. The coronation isn't tomorrow morning, it's going to be tonight.
Elyon: Tonight?! You're kidding! Why?
Phobos: In case any kind of attack was being planned to save you.
Elyon: What do you mean save me?

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Elyon: Phobos, please, let me go!
Phobos: [laughs] Dear sister, after all this preparation, why do you think you were brought here?

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Caleb: This is it. The final battle for Meridian has begun. You should go on ahead.
[Cornelia arches an eyebrow at Hay Lin.]
Hay Lin: Oh! I’ll be in the other world if you need me.
[She leaves Cornelia and Caleb alone and they kiss.]

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Blunk: Boyfriend of Will! Hello again!
Matt: You’re that uh, that...
Blunk: [extending his slimy hand] Blunk! High-five!
Matt: I don’t think so.
Blunk: [shrugging] Suit self.

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