W.I.T.C.H. Quotes

Cornelia: [after Caleb sees her kissing Peter] Caleb! Please!

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Cornelia: I deserve that. But you have to know: When I thought I’d lost you, all I could think about was...
Caleb: That other guy?
Cornelia: No. Caleb, listen. After you made a fool of yourself for me, I decided to break up with him. I swear.

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Cornelia: Fine, but no more balloons. I’m getting light-headed.
Irma: Light-headed. Air-headed. How do you tell the difference?
Cornelia: (sarcastically) Big "Ha."

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Will: That would be our celebration pizza. Got any money?
Susan: It's comforting to know something's haven't changed.
[Will opens the door]
Will: Dad!

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Galgheita: It’s just the realization that I’m leaving! I can’t face it right now. And trust me, neither can you.

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Martin: Hey, hey! Come on, Irma! Give it up for the dancing machine! Whoo! Too hot 'til you try!
Irma: Okay, okay! I'll dance with you if you stop doing that!

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Susan: It’s like I have two daughters: Will and her evil twin.

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Altermere Will: No, Caleb, it’s me!
Caleb: Whoops! Sorry, Will.
Will: No, Caleb, I’m me!
Caleb: Like girls aren’t hard enough to understand when there’s just one of them.

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Cornelia: Not so tough now, are you, sushi roll?

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Altermere Will: No! You still want to absorb me back into the Heart! Back into oblivion!
Will: If you're really me, you know I won't.
Altermere Will: I believe you.
Will: Of course you do. We’re practically sisters.
Nerissa: [watching from a distance] Disgusting. Still, my fault for betting on a cheap knock off. All it had to do was quietly replace the Guardian, but no. Might as well take advantage of the distraction. [After Altermere Will intercepts her attack] Well, that was irritatingly heroic.

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Will: You saved my life, when all you wanted was to live.
Altermere Will: That's what sisters do, right?
Hay Lin: Oh, Will, she's fading!
Will: I know but what can I... unless I have to absorb her, not into the Heart but into me. But only if you say yes, then all your thoughts, feelings, memories, everything will live on in me.
Altermere Will: I like that.

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Susan: Did you forget you promised to get this laundry done?
Will: Hmm, I don't know. Did you forget you promised to stop seeing my teacher?!
Susan: Will, I...
Will: Dating? Fine. Dating my teacher? Gross, but also fine. Lying to me about it while lecturing me on responsibility? Priceless!

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Chris: [leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.
Irma: I so wouldn't bring up breath little brother...yours smelt of steel.

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Chris: Moan Moan Moan...Feeble Feeble Feeble.

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Irma: Listen, you electric furball, No one messes with my brother but me!

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Phobos: And now for the family reunion.
Will: After reunion we have in mind. I'm thinking we'll reunite you with your cell.
Phobos: And finally, the girls.

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Phobos: Destroy the weakest link and the rest will soon fall.

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Elyon: Phobos! Who said you could leave your room, brother?
Phobos: No! You shall not rob me of my throne a second time! You shall... [gets teleported back to his cell] not.

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Yan Lin: How'd it go?
Irma: Ah, we only... beat Phobos!
Will: Actually, Hay Lin beat him.
Hay lin: Me? I almost blew it.
Will: What?
Taranee: Where's that coming from?
Yan Lin: Is this about a boy?
Hay lin: What? No! Well actually... I did see this realy cute- The point is, this was the first time it was up to me. Everyone was spread out and-
Yan Lin: And you gathered them here.
Hay Lin: Not without your help.
Yan Lin: You think needing help is bad? Working together you find true power, in others and in yourself.
Hay Lin: I dont know.
Yan Lin: You are a jewel grandaughter. In the rough perhaps, but a jewel all the same, and someday I won't be the only one to see.

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Elyon: My powers! What have you done?
Nerissa: This jewel, a true jewel from Weira's crown, has been draining your power for months. That's why I gave it to you.
Elyon: You lie! The real Trill gave me that. Where is she?
Nerissa: There is no Trill. There never was. I have served you as I served Phobos and the rebellion, in humility, waiting for this day. When the gem popses this mornng I knew my time had come. No more need for knights or vengeance. All that remained was to convince you to give it to me willingly, which is why I fed you false visions of your parents.

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Nerissa: The Heart... of Meridian... is mine!

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Will: So the hag has Elyon.
Yan Lin: It's worse. That hag is Nerissa.
Oracle: [shocked] No!
The Mage: Impossible!
Irma: Okay, see I didn't bring my who's who from Kandrakar, so Nerissa is?
Oracle: As you know, you are not the first Guardians. Decades ago there were five others. Cassidy, Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma... and Nerissa.
Hay Lin: They were C.H.Y.K.N.? Wow, I'm so glad we're W.I.T.C.H.
Oracle: Nerissa led the Guardians as Keeper of the Heart of Kandrakar, as you do Will. But I sensed the power of the Heart was corrupting Nerissa. To save her soul, I took the Heart from her and gave it to Cassidy. But Nerissa became obsessed with her lost power. After begging and pleading, she demanded Cassidy return the Heart. Cassidy refused.
[Nerissa plunged Cassidy off a cliff]

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Will: Why don't you pick on someone with your own power?
Nerissa: Quintessence!
Will: Oh, I had to ask!

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Taranee: [about attacking Nerissa] Why isn't this working?
Hay Lin: She's got the Heart of Meridian!
Will: Which is equal to the Heart of Kandrakar.
Taranee: [panicking] So we're tied?
Yan Lin, Halinor: Not anymore. Nerissa!
Nerissa: Stay out of this, old fools!
Halinor: Or you'll destroy us, like you destroyed Cassidy?
Yan Lin: Does her memory mean so little to you?
Nerissa: You have no idea what she meant to me! [screaming] This is not over!

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Will: If I make things so unpleasant, why work so hard to bring me here?
Susan: Since you’re here, why work so hard to make things so unpleasant?
Dean: You know, you two are really more alike than you think. [Will and Susan glare at him] Which is meant as a compliment!

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Tony: [arriving at a car wash] This spot taken?
Will: Uh-oh, Dad! Nice ride!

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Tony: So, when we're done, maybe I can take you and your friend for a spin?
Will: And blow off the car wash? Coolsome!
Susan: A few minutes in a convertible do not make up for months of absence!

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Tony: Looks good! Ready to roll?
Taranee: [telepathically] W.I.T.C.H., we got a Kandrakar 911!
Will: Uh, but first, we need more water!
Hay Lin: To wash your car again. Free second wash! It's a special.

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Cornelia: Ow! What is this: Attack-Cornelia-Day?!
Taranee: I know it’s a shock, but not every world revolves around you.

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Harold: Have you seen the girls? They’re not in the van.
Susan: Nope. Someone gave them the idea you can just skip out on responsibility.
Tony: They said they went to get water.
Harold: From where? The Caribbean?

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