Naruto Quotes

Deidara: Art is... with a BANG!

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Haku: [when fighting Sasuke and Naruto] Becoming a true shinobi is difficult for me... If possible, I don't want to have kill you. Nor want you to have to kill me. But if you come at me, I can destroy my kind heart with a blade and become a true shinobi. This bridge is the place we fight to connect our dreams. Me, for the sake of my dream, and you, for the sake of your dreams. Please don't hate me. I want to protect someone precious to me... To work for that person's sake, to fight for that person's sake, to make that person's dreams come true. That is my dream. For that sake, I can become a shinobi. I will kill you!

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Kakashi: [introducing himself to his students for the first time] I am Hatake Kakashi. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies.

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Naruto Uzumaki: [When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception] I get it I get it!
Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

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Naruto Uzumaki: [When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception] I get it I get it!
Kakashi: No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

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Sasori: No matter how strong a puppet seems, it is only as strong as it's weakest joint.

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Kin: So we mirror each other's movements, so what? A cute trick, but what do you gain by it?
Shikamaru: Man you're annoying. Shut up and watch.

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Kin: You must be insane! If you throw that shuriken at me, you'll just be attacking yourself!
Shikamaru: Makes it kind of interesting, doesn't it?
Kin: You wouldn't! You couldn't!
Shikamaru: Yeah? Like a game of chicken, let's see who ducks first!
Kin: You're crazy!

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Kin: Big deal! I'll do that too! (leans back, causing her head to crash into the wall behind her, knocking her out)
Shikamaru: And that's what I call using your head!

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Sarutobi: It's hard to believe it's been a year already. Your instructors tell me you're among the most playful of their students, always full of fun. You're very brave. It's hard to hide sadness behind laughter.
Iruka: [As a child] What makes you think I'm sad about anything?! It's a noble thing to die in the line of duty, right? My parents gave their lives to protect this place from the fox demon. I'm the son of heroes. How can I be sad when they died that way?! I'm not even sad because they went and left me all alone.. If i cry, it's cause I'm proud.
Sarutobi: It's all right, Iruka. I know that somewhere inside of you, there's a boy curled up in a ball of pain. But remember this, you are not alone. Inside every ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village burns the will of fire.
Iruka: The will of fire?
Sarutobi: It's what gives us the strength to defend our village. It's the unbreakable bond that ties us all together. It's what makes us a family. I wonder, do you have it yet, young as you are?

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Naruto: [weakly]: It was an accident!! I swear!
Sakura: [shaking with fury] Naruto.... [Cracks her knuckles] YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Naruto: [whispering] Why are you...?

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Ino as Kin: I don't understand you guys, what kind of monster would attack their own team mate?
Zaku: I guess, monsters like us.
Dosu: You see, we don't play this game by your rules, it's not the scrolls we're after or even passing this test.
Ino as Kin: What then?
Dosu: Sasuke!

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Zaku: I thought for sure that would work. Do you think she saw the paper bomb we put on the squirrel?
Dosu: No, that wasn't it.
Zaku: Than what was it, what are you thinking?
Dosu: I'm thinking we need to go closer and find out, so let's get going.

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Zaku: Did you really think you could beat us? Face it, you ninja are a bunch of hacks!
Dosu: From a second rate village.
Neji: Then I guess your village is third rate.

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[Kurenai takes Hinata's pulse]
Kurenai: [thinks] Oh, no. She's going into cardiac arrest. [glares at Neji] Was he really trying to kill her?
Neji: [smugly] I really wouldn't waste your time glaring at me when you really should be taking care of her.

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Jiraiya: Stop saying that! I am not a little pervert!
Naruto: Oh, yeah? Then what are you?!
Jiraiya: [Lets out a huge laugh]...I'm a big one.

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Naruto: You know, I always thought of you as...
Hinata: [thinking] What? What?
Naruto: A dark, timid and weird person. [Hinata slumps her shoulders in disappointment] But you know, I like people like you... ["people like you" echoes in Hinata's mind]

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Kisame: Looks like the Leaf Village managed to survive, but just barely.
Itachi: ...Not long ago, this village was at the peak of its glory. Look at it now...
Kisame: [scoffs] You sound almost sad. Don't tell me you still have feelings for your old home?
Itachi: No... None.

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Kakashi: You're after what lies within Naruto. It's a Kyuubi, isn't it? You're moving, but you're not the only ones who know. The organization was called... Akatsuki, was it not?
Asuma: Akatsuki?
Itachi: Kisame, get rid of Kakashi-san. These people need to disappear.

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Kankuro: You're an interesting guy, I like you.
Naruto: You're not interesting, I don't like you.
Kankuro: [Thinking] This brat.... I will kill him!

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Fugaku: Stop it, Itachi! What in the world is the matter with you?! Itachi, you've been strange lately.
Itachi: There's nothing strange about me... I have my own duties to fulfill. That's all.
Fugaku: Then why didn't you come last night?
Itachi: To achieve the next state....
Fugaku: What are you saying?
[Itachi draws a kunai and throws it at an Uchiha crest on a nearby wall]
Itachi: I've had enough.... There's no hope for this pathetic clan.

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Kimimaro: Without sand, you can't do anything.
Gaara: As long as I have sand, I can do everything.

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Kimimaro: Which do you choose? To die... or to obey?
Sakon: Obey... is what you will do!

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Kimimaro: This is all you can do, four against one? I will ask once more. Which do you choose?

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Kimimaro: Very good. From now on, we're the Sound Five.

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Gato: I-if you're in such a hurry... to be reunited with your little friend... go alone!
Zabuza: I... have no intention... of going to the same place... as Haku....
Gato: Wh-what are you babbling about? Ugh....
Zabuza: Heh.... I'm taking you with me... to HELL!! Even an ogre in name only... a washout from Kirigakure village... can become a real demon in how he meets his death. Once we're in Hell, I can take my time, and show you over... and over... who is, or is not, a "baby demon!"

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Naruto: I'll crush you!
Kimimaro: You shouldn't make promises you can't keep.
Naruto: Shut up!

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Temari: [having just killed Tayuya] Well, it's over....
Shikamaru: What a violent person. She's even scarier than my mom.

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Kakashi: [on Haku and Zabuza, seeing through Haku's tracker ninja disguise] They look pretty chummy to me. I'd say they've been pulling scams like that for a long time.
Sakura: He's got some nerve facing us again after a trick like that!
Kakashi: And hiding behind a mask. Who does he think he's fooling?
Sakura: Speak for yourself, Sensei!
Sasuke: That's it. I'm taking him out.
Sakura: Huh?
Sasuke: Who does he think he's fooling, hiding behind that mask like some sort of clown?
Sakura: Sasuke! You're so cool!
Kakashi: [Thinking] Wait a sec, didn't I just say that? She'll never change...

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Sakura: Hey Sasuke, when we get back do you want to do something with me?
Sasuke: Uh, I don't think so.
Sakura: Oh....
Naruto: Hey Sakura, I'll do something with you.
Sakura: Hey you, that was a private conversation!

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