TaleSpin Quotes

Rebecca Cunningham: Morning, I'm Re-
Baloo: We're closed, lady. Come back when the sun's warm, like June. Bye-bye.

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Shere Khan: I've spent years turning Khan Industries into the biggest corporation in the world. And I've discovered that business is like a jungle. You see, there are the eaters and there are the eat-ums.

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Molly Cunningham: [About to eat a super sundae Krakatoa Special] Sorry, Lucy, but there's not enough here for both of us.

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Baloo: Could you give us a bid on this bauble, like what's it worth?
Louie: [Examining the crystal] Ooh... Aah... Yowza!!
Baloo: Yeah? Yeah? How much is "Yowza"?!
Kit: Yeah, in round numbers!
Louie: Nothing, cuz. It's not a jewel.
Baloo: Nothing?!
Louie: Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

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Molly: [To Kit] See you later, navigator.

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Don Karnage: [Singing] O sole mio, o so-do-you-o...

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Baloo: Rise and shine, lil' britches. The early bird worms the best deal.

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Shere Khan: What would you say to a 100?
Baloo: Only a lousy 100 bucks?
Shere Khan: A 100 thousand lousy bucks.

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Don Karnage: You know, worth is in the eye of me who is doing the beholding.

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Baloo: [Distracting two Air Pirate guards] Everybody, hoe down!
Well, swing to the left and swing to the right
Do-si-do all day and night
Back and forth, around and about
Then you knock your partner out!

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Don Karnage: All right, Ratchet, take those goodies to the workshop and do... shop work on them.

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Don Karnage: Speak up! My door is always open sometimes.

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Baloo: Wait! I'm getting a brainstorm!
Rebecca: [Sarcastically] And me without my umbrella.

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Don Karnage: Shoot them! A lot! Perforate them, you pinheads!

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[After applying the Over Drive system]
Rebecca: What was that?
Baloo: A little something I added. But use it too long and the engines overheat and boom-boom, bye-bye.
Molly: Baloo?
Baloo: Yeah?
Molly: Let's do it again!

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[The air pirates are trying to break down a steel door with Mad Dog's head]
Don Karnage: Stop that! What are you thinking?!
Mad Dog's: Thanks, cap'n.
Don Karnage: His head is way too soft. We need something harder.

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Baloo: Ain't this the life! No bosses, no troubles, no obligations.
Louie: Yeah, cuz, you keep saying that every five minutes. And you'll believe it in a year or two.

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Baloo: If you can't fly, don't mess with the eagles!

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Shere Khan: [About Baloo]That was a pilot to be reckoned with.

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Don Karnage: To your posts, men! We will fight to the last man! [Dogfight ensues and the Iron Vulture catches fire] Then again... Retreat! Retreat! Full speed behind!!

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Baloo: That overgrown blender is gonna fly my airplane?
Rebecca: No. That overgrown blender is going to fly my airplane!

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Prof. Martin Torque: Unlike ordinary pilots, the auto aviator never deviates from its flight plan. It is the ultimate pilot.
Auto Aviator: Ultimate pilot.
Prof. Torque: It's efficient.
Auto Aviator: Efficient.
Prof. Torque: Obedient.
Auto Aviator: Obedient.
Baloo: Stupid.
Auto Aviator: Stupid.
Baloo: Hey! I'm starting to like this boy.

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Prof. Torque: You and your kind are like the dinosaurs: Decaying, defective and defunct.

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Rebecca: [When her customer goes over to Professor Torque] But we've had phone calls! Meetings! Lunches! I've listened to your frozen okra stories for a solid week!

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Baloo: [Spelling his name] That's Baloo with two "oo"s.

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Don Karnage: A mechanical pilot. It flies here, it flies there. And always in the straight line. They call it the modern day miracle. Well, my fellow plundering proteges, I call it the sitting duck.

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Baloo: Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?
Kit: C'mon, we like being with ya. You're our buddy. You're the best.
Wildcat: Besides, we've got nothing else to do... Oh, sorry.

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Shere Khan: Ah, Baloo, we've hit a bit of a snag with the professor's contraption. Any suggestions?
Baloo: Got a bottle of soda pop?

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Don Karnage: My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
Mad Dog: Say what?
Don Karnage: RUN AWAY!!!

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Baloo: You wanna babysit?
Kit: Yeah! I want to prove to my boss that she can depend on me.
Baloo: Really?
Kit: Well, that and the money's good.

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