TaleSpin Quotes

Baloo: Rebecca, have a heart. When was the last time I lied to you?
Rebecca: What time is it?

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Baloo: With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse, I'm gonna need a flea collar!

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Don Karnage: [Slaps Mad Dog] IDIOT! That ratty old parrot happens to be a living breathing treasure map.
Mad Dog: [Slaps Dumptruck] Idiot!
Don Karnage: [Slaps Mad Dog again] I'll do the smacking around here. [Slaps Dumptruck next]

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Dumptruck: [In disguise] Vhat am I supposed to be?
Mad Dog: You're a bird-watcher, mutton head!
Dumptruck: Oh, ja. I love the little birdies, especially vith french fries.

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Don Karnage: Where's the treasure?!
Kit: I don't know.
Don Karnage: You do!
Kit: Don't!
Don Karnage: Do!
Kit: Don't!
Don Karnage: You don't.

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Baloo: You're in charge so charge!!

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Don Karnage: [After crashing into a wall-face] What a lousy place for a wall.

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Teacher: There is no "ick" in Spinach, Kit.
Kit: Wanna bet? Taste it. Ick!

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Baloo: Becky, that guy's as shifty as a 10-speed clutch.

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Mr. Weaselle: Sorry. I was too busy thinking of your Heimlich Maneuver to see that you were choking.

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Detective Thursday: Look, a flying bear!
Laundry Woman: So?
Detective Thursday: Um... A flying bear that, uh... juggles bowling balls!

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Rebecca: Brilliant, Baloo! What were two o's doing in "Chicken Soup"?
Baloo: The backstroke?

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Rebecca: I'm telling you, Baloo, the way you spell is a crime.
Baloo: Gimme a break, Beckers. You're making a federal case out of nothing.
Detective Thursday: Are you the sky-writing pilot?
Baloo: Yup, sure am.
Detective Thursday: You're under arrest.

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Detective Thursday: I want the truth about those sky-written messages. Talk!
Baloo: [Thinking he's talking about his bad spelling] All right. Okay. I confess. I'm the one you're looking for.
Detective Thursday: I knew it! How long as this been going on?
Baloo: Since 3rd Grade. My teacher said I'd be sorry someday.
Detective Thursday: Started on the road to ruin young, eh?

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Detective Thursday: Pathetic! I've never seen such awful grades in my life.
Baloo: Hey! I passed recess with flying colors.

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Mr. Weaselle: Here is the last message you'll ever need to sky-write: "Wait until dark."
Baloo: Okay. But if I write if after dark, it'll be kinda hard to read.

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Baloo: Well, Beckers, it just goes to show it pays to know your ABDs.

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Baloo: When you're outmuscled, you've got to outthink 'em. Smart, subtile and trekkier than a bathtub full of jello.

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Baloo: So you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help and I thought-
Rebecca: What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?
Baloo: Uh... Er... Um... Milly! Yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly.
Rebecca: Milly. That makes 23 sick aunts in the last six months.
Baloo: Er... Well, you see... Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.
Rebecca: It's another treasure hunt, isn't it?

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Baloo: Never trust a bubble you don't blow yourself.

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Kit: How'd you find us anyway?
Colonel Ivanod Spigot: (Chortle) I simply examined the clues and my scintillating intellect deciphered where the idol was hidden.
Sergeant Dunder: Yeah. And then we followed ya.

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Kit: I don't suppose you have a knife?
Baloo: Sorry, Kit, the closest thing I've got is a shoulder blade.

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Colonel Spigot: I found it! Of course, you were holding it at the time but you proved no match for Spigot, the might that makes right.
Baloo: The only right you should worry about is mine. And my left too.

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Louie: Hey, Baloo, ol' peluka. You want any backup?
Baloo: Thanks, Louie, but this is between me and them.
Louie: What Baloo needs between him and them is about three inches of concrete.

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Colonel Spigot: Gentlemen, there is a flyboy in my soup.

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[A phone conversation where Rebecca's talking about Baloo's health when Dr. O' Myer is talking about Baloo's broken gyro compass]
Dr. O' Myer: It's bad news. Worse than I thought.
Rebecca: Worse?
Dr. O' Myer: Let me put it this way: Knock knock.
Rebecca: Who's there?
Dr. O' Myer: Imma
Rebecca: Imma who?
Dr. O' Myer: Immafraid the patient's time is up. This is one bad googleschlocker.
Rebecca: Is there anything I can do?
Dr. O' Myer: Well, you can sell me the spare parts.

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[Rebecca trying to break the news to Baloo that he's dying]
Rebecca: Baloo, you know how you've been thinking of ordering a lifetime subscription to Flyboy Magazine? Well, I'd go with a week to week if I were you?
Baloo: Huh?
Rebecca: Er, I... Um... Let me try this another way. Remember how you said no birthday party will ever top last year's?
Baloo: Yeah?
Rebecca: Well, I think you're right.
Baloo: Becky, you're spinning your propeller but you're not getting anywhere. Now why don't you just spit it out?
Rebecca: Okay. Your doctor called. It's bad. The worst.
Baloo: Are you saying I'm headed for the last takeoff? Taking the final nosedive? Parachuting without a parachute?
Rebecca: Yes, you're dying! [Bursts into tears]

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Baloo: If I do make it out (of the Bermuda Trapezoid), I'll go down in history like Wilbur and Orville, the Kitty Hawk Kids, Amelia Airhead, Oscar Wiggerstomper.
Rebecca: Who's Oscar Wiggerstomper?
Baloo: See? He never did anything historic.

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Kit: Look out for that island!!
Wildcat: [Crash lands the plane] You mean this island?

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Kit: I remember that guy. He was laughed out of the airplane biz.
Wildcat: He's a comedian?
Kit: No! He's Howard Huge, the famous airplane designer. I heard they gave him the axe.
Wildcat: He's a lumberjack?

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