TaleSpin Quotes

Don Karnage: You missed me, you sisters of a warthog!

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[Not realizing their submarine is in the air]
Mad Dog: So... what do you see?
Dumptruck: [Looking through a periscope] Er..Cape Suzette.
Mad Dog: The dock?
Dumptruck: No.
Mad Dog: The cannery?
Dumptruck: No.
Mad Dog: Well, what part do you see?
Dumptruck: All of it.

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Kit: Molly, you've got to promise me you won't tell your mom we went all the way to the docks.
Molly: I promise, Kit, and I always keep my promises. [Looking behind Kit] Don't I, mummy?

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Wildcat: Hey, Baloo, the harbor patrol is using dynamite to chase a sea monster out of the bay... You got any tartar sauce?

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Kit: [Hanging by a phone cord] Hello, Wildcat! Let me talk to Baloo.
Wildcat: I'll get him, Kit. Hold the phone.
Kit: I am! I am!!
Wildcat: Hey, Baloo! Phone!
Baloo: [Taking off] Not now! I've got to save Kit from the sea monster!
Wildcat: Kit, maybe you should call back when you're not being eaten.

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Kit: Baloo, when did you teach the Sea Duck to hover like this?
Baloo: Hover? This plane can't hover!! [He looks behind him to show the sea monster with half its arms wrapped around a sink in Rebecca's apartment and the other half wrapped around the tail of the Sea Duck] Uh-oh! Oh baby... This is gettin' serious!

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Dumptruck: [Looking above him, panicking] Yumping Yiminy! Sink! Sink!
Mad Dog: You mean dive! Dive! [Sink hits Dumptruck on the head] Oh, I'm so sorry. You were right. That is a sink. [Laughs]

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Baloo: Oh, we're not gonna make it. I'm gonna say we ran into a hurricane.
Kit: Nah, used that story last week.
Baloo: Oh... How about a volcano?
Kit: Week before.
Baloo: Cannibals?
Kit: Last Tuesday.
Baloo: Oh, baby! This is serious!

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Baloo: Well, little britches, looks like I blew it. But I guess it could've been worse. She coulda yelled at me.
Kit: [Sees Rebecca coming] It's worse.

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Rebecca: Everything you have to do is on the schedule. Just check off each item as you go. And while you're checking off, I'll be checking up on YOU. Check?
Baloo: Check.

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Baloo: [Pretending Wildcat's in charge] Ta-ta, Captain! A beautiful tour but Lester and I must be off.
Kit: [Aside] Off our rockers.

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Goon #2: Hey! Don't I know you?
Kit: [Rapping his muscles] My, my! Solid as a rock!
Baloo: [Rapping his head] Up here too.
Goon #2: [Laughing shyly] I take after my mother.
Goon #1: Wait a minute. You're the pilot who lost the box.
Baloo: Eureka. We've struck brains.

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Baloo: Maybe we're too smart for those guys. We need a stupid plan.

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Trader Moe: By the way, you didn't open that box, did ya?
Baloo: What? And see the stolen crown inside? Nah!

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Trader Moe: Okay, boys! Ready... aim...
Kit: About face! Fire!
[The goons fire on Trader Moe]
Goon #1: Sorry, boss.
Goon #2: Yeah, sorry.
Goon #1: That was dumb.
Goon #2: It was dumb.
Goon #1: We was just following orders.
Goon #2: Yeah, orders.
Trader Moe: SHADDUP! Ya don't listen to the kid, got it?
Goons: Yep.
Baloo: Ready, aim, fire!
[The goons fire again on Trader Moe]
Trader Moe: Don't listen to the kid! Don't listen to the pilot! Listen to me! When I say fire, you fire!... Wait!
[You get the picture...]

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Rebecca: [Holding a sign saying the same] Land now, you idiot, so I can strangle you!

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Rebecca & Trader Moe: [At the same time] Wait 'til I get my hands on that fat bear.

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Rebecca: Molly Elizabeth Cunningham, what have you done?

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Molly: [To Henry, the Inkara sitting on a poacher] Didn't your mama tell you it's not polite to sit on people?

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Rebecca: This plane is private property! Who gave you the right to rummage around in it?! You're in big trouble, mister! Where are your credentials?
Don Karnage: Read my lips. I am a pirate. I do not need credentials.

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Don Karnage: Where are they, Baloo?!
Baloo: Where are what, Karny?

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Rebecca: Molly, I want to talk to you about Mr. Covington. You do realize that Covington has become very special to me.
Molly: I know, mommy, but Kara and Milly thinks he's creepy.
Rebecca: They want me to be happy, don't they?
Molly: Sure, mommy, but ... (Sigh) They'll try real hard to like Mr. Covington.
Rebecca: [Kisses Molly] Thank you, Molly. [Leaves]
Molly: But I won't.

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Covington: Don't six-year-olds ever get tired?

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Covington: Oh, Rebecca, darling, forgive me! Molly has been kidnapped.
Baloo: [Grabbing him by the collar] Kidnapped?!
Rebecca: [Pushing them apart] Calm down, Baloo. I'll handle this. [Wrenches him by the collar] KIDNAPPED?!!!

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Rebecca: I got romance and adventure... and may have lost my daughter in the process.

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[Molly battles the kidnapper]
Badger #1: Remind me to give up kidnapping.

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Rebecca: Why you two-faced, thimble-headed, no-account... MAN!

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Mad Dog: [Threatening an antique dealer] All right, you-
Dumptruck: Say, let me do it, Mad Dog. It's my turn. [Grabbing the dealer] All right! Vhere is it?
Dealer: Where's what?
Dumptruck: [To Mad Dog] Er... Vhere's vhat?

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[When someone on board sneezes]
Baloo & Kit: Gesundheit!... Thank you... You're welcome... But I didn't sneeze.

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[Rifling through his cargo to get at a stowaway]
Baloo: Why, I'm gonna (Oops, that's Becky crystal) pull your head off and (Gotta be careful with that one)use it for a doorstop!

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