SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
Patrick: Yeah!
SpongeBob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
Patrick: Yeah!
SpongeBob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
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Squidward: Now, may I resume my minimum-wage duties?
Mr. Krabs: After you present your Brotherhood Gift.
Squidward: I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.
Mr. Krabs: After you present your Brotherhood Gift.
Squidward: I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.
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[Squidward presents a pie he's just purchased from a gang of pirates to Mr. Krabs]
Squidward: Here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.
Mr. Krabs: Not yet! I gotta make sure you did it right. [takes a tiny piece of the pie and starts to eat it, then stops himself] Wait a second! This would go great with some milk!
[Mr. Krabs starts to get himself a carton of milk, but then he stumbles and drops the tiny crumb of pie, which causes a powerful explosion that blasts a large hole through the wall of Mr. Krabs' office]
Squidward: Here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.
Mr. Krabs: Not yet! I gotta make sure you did it right. [takes a tiny piece of the pie and starts to eat it, then stops himself] Wait a second! This would go great with some milk!
[Mr. Krabs starts to get himself a carton of milk, but then he stumbles and drops the tiny crumb of pie, which causes a powerful explosion that blasts a large hole through the wall of Mr. Krabs' office]
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[Squidward has explained everything about the pie he's just bought to Mr. Krabs]
Squidward: And that's what happened!
Mr. Krabs: Twenty-five dollars?! A bomb?!
Squidward & Mr. Krabs: IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!
Squidward: And that's what happened!
Mr. Krabs: Twenty-five dollars?! A bomb?!
Squidward & Mr. Krabs: IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!
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Squidward: I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! Drown in it!
[Once Squidward has left the room, Mr. Krabs takes out a pencil and a clipboard and jots down a note]
Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.
[Once Squidward has left the room, Mr. Krabs takes out a pencil and a clipboard and jots down a note]
Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.
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[Squidward and SpongeBob leave the Krusty Krab together to complete SpongeBob's Friendship List]
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs!
[Mr. Krabs bursts into tears as he watches SpongeBob leave, and he puts up a "Help Wanted" sign and walks away, still sobbing]
SpongeBob: [in a low voice] Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace you.
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs!
[Mr. Krabs bursts into tears as he watches SpongeBob leave, and he puts up a "Help Wanted" sign and walks away, still sobbing]
SpongeBob: [in a low voice] Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace you.
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Patrick: SpongeBob, sometimes we have to look deep inside ourselves to find the answers to our problems.
SpongeBob: I'm scared.
Patrick: Then I'm goin' in for ya! [climbs in SpongeBob's head; SpongeBob's face swells up] Sorry! Stupid inflatable pants!
SpongeBob: I'm scared.
Patrick: Then I'm goin' in for ya! [climbs in SpongeBob's head; SpongeBob's face swells up] Sorry! Stupid inflatable pants!
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Mr. Krabs: [about missing the Krusty Krab] I bet you miss Squidward, and the grill, and the crow's nest.
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah! And you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together.
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah! And you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together.
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[Squidward sees that SpongeBob is still around, even though SpongeBob's supposed to have blown up by now]
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...
Squidward: [knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try. [pretends to "explode"] GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!
SpongeBob: Ooh, good one!
Squidward: NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!
SpongeBob: Why would I do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! [points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!
SpongeBob: [thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! [holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat! Oops!
[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]
Squidward: Ouch...
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...
Squidward: [knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try. [pretends to "explode"] GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!
SpongeBob: Ooh, good one!
Squidward: NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!
SpongeBob: Why would I do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! [points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!
SpongeBob: [thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! [holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat! Oops!
[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]
Squidward: Ouch...
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PLANKTON: ( disguised as Robot Mr. Krabs ) Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot.
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PLANKTON: Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember-- Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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SPONGEBOB: I thought you wanted to ask me a question.
MR. KRABS: Yes...( angrily) Why aren't you working harder?
SPONGEBOB: ( blankly ) I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I don't know...
MR. KRABS: Yes...( angrily) Why aren't you working harder?
SPONGEBOB: ( blankly ) I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I don't know...
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PLANKTON: I'll never get that formula with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that. I've got it! I've been saving this for a rainy day. It looks like an ordinary penny...because it is an ordinary penny!
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SPONGEBOB: Sorry, Mr. Krabs... I thought you were a phony.
MR. KRABS: It's alright, as long as the formula's safe. However, that penny's coming out of your paycheck!( they laugh )
SPONGEBOB: ...Really?
MR. KRABS: It's alright, as long as the formula's safe. However, that penny's coming out of your paycheck!( they laugh )
SPONGEBOB: ...Really?
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SpongeBob: [quickly] The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with it's creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.
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PLANKTON: [sees Mr. Krabs go after the penny that is heading into town] Nothing stops me from getting that secret formula now! [He cuts the Krust Krab sign with the claw of the robot Mr. Krabs and runs in circles laughing, the sign falls and lands on Plankton (who is in the Mr. Krabs robot) OUCH!!
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SQUIDWARD: I thought the most important rule was "Why do today what you can put off 'til Tomorrow."
MR. KRABS: What is today, but Yesterday's Tomorrow.
MR. KRABS: What is today, but Yesterday's Tomorrow.
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Squidward: Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster?
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[Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird]
SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
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[After spending a perfect day with "Wormy"]
Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end, ever.
SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. Days like today come around once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end, ever.
SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. Days like today come around once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
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Scooter: Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
Scottish Fish: Look what I got under me kilt! [shows up a plaid pattern on his body]
Fish #15, Fish #16, Fish#17: And look at our tongues! [they reveal their tongues, which have various designs on them. Fish #17's tongue appears normal]
Mr. Krabs: What's wrong with you?
[Fish #17 pulls a nearby light switch, showing that his tongue is glowing in the dark]
Fish #17: We want our money back. All 46,853 of us. [turns lights back on, but Mr. Krabs is not there]
Fish #18: Hey! Where'd he go?
[There shows Mr. Krabs running, screaming, followed by the angry mob, leaving a rainbow behind them]
Mr. Krabs: [hurls his face into the Krusty Krab door] Me key! Where's me key? SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
[While Mr. Krabs is shouting for SpongeBob, he is too busy rubbing two pickles together]
Scottish Fish: Look what I got under me kilt! [shows up a plaid pattern on his body]
Fish #15, Fish #16, Fish#17: And look at our tongues! [they reveal their tongues, which have various designs on them. Fish #17's tongue appears normal]
Mr. Krabs: What's wrong with you?
[Fish #17 pulls a nearby light switch, showing that his tongue is glowing in the dark]
Fish #17: We want our money back. All 46,853 of us. [turns lights back on, but Mr. Krabs is not there]
Fish #18: Hey! Where'd he go?
[There shows Mr. Krabs running, screaming, followed by the angry mob, leaving a rainbow behind them]
Mr. Krabs: [hurls his face into the Krusty Krab door] Me key! Where's me key? SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
[While Mr. Krabs is shouting for SpongeBob, he is too busy rubbing two pickles together]
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Patrick: Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz.
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Grandma: You don't have to be a baby to get all of Grandma's love.
SpongeBob: I don't?
Grandma: Of course not. No matter how big you get, you will always be my little baby boo. And remember, you can kiss your grandma and still be an adult.
SpongeBob: I don't?
Grandma: Of course not. No matter how big you get, you will always be my little baby boo. And remember, you can kiss your grandma and still be an adult.
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SpongeBob: What wonders await me today? Fresh baked cookies? Storytime? A sweater with love in every stitch? Aw, what am I waiting for?! [runs eagerly to his grandmother's house] Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!
[Grandma steps out of her house and welcomes her grandson with open arms]
Grandma: SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob throws himself into her arms and they share a long hug]
SpongeBob: Hi, Grandma!
[Grandma steps out of her house and welcomes her grandson with open arms]
Grandma: SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob throws himself into her arms and they share a long hug]
SpongeBob: Hi, Grandma!
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[Grandma is busy baking cookies]
Grandma: Now, who wants to lick the spoon?
SpongeBob: [raising his hand] Me! Me!
Grandma: Now, who wants to lick the spoon?
SpongeBob: [raising his hand] Me! Me!
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[Grandma is telling SpongeBob a story while he licks the spoon]
Grandma: ...and then we drove all the way home with all the windows rolled down.
SpongeBob: [sweetly] Tell me another story about when I was a baby!
Grandma: ...and then we drove all the way home with all the windows rolled down.
SpongeBob: [sweetly] Tell me another story about when I was a baby!
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[Squidward answers his telephone]
Squidward: 304 New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
[SpongeBob is heard speaking, but all that is heard is gibberish]
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! I am finally among my own kind.
[More phone gibberish]
Squidward: Now goodbye!
[He slams down the reciever. SpongeBob is shown with Patrick. Patrick speaks gibberish, to which SpongeBob responds with more of it]
Squidward: 304 New Life Street. Squidward speaking.
[SpongeBob is heard speaking, but all that is heard is gibberish]
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! I am finally among my own kind.
[More phone gibberish]
Squidward: Now goodbye!
[He slams down the reciever. SpongeBob is shown with Patrick. Patrick speaks gibberish, to which SpongeBob responds with more of it]
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