SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
Mr. Krabs: Where is the treasure? 10,000 paces east!
Patrick: Oh, east? I thought you said "weast."
Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
Patrick: Oh, east? I thought you said "weast."
Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
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[After they crash into "land"]
Mr. Krabs: Status report, Mr. SquarePants.
SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater, Captain!
Mr. Krabs: Status report, Mr. SquarePants.
SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater, Captain!
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Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
SpongeBob: But we've only been out here a couple hours.
Patrick: [giggles]I know.
SpongeBob: But we've only been out here a couple hours.
Patrick: [giggles]I know.
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[Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"]
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's "Leaving Bikini Bottom"?
SpongeBob: Where did you see that?
Patrick: We just passed the sign. "You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom."
SpongeBob: [gasps] WHAT?!
Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong... [screams as bus goes down road] ...bus!
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's "Leaving Bikini Bottom"?
SpongeBob: Where did you see that?
Patrick: We just passed the sign. "You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom."
SpongeBob: [gasps] WHAT?!
Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong... [screams as bus goes down road] ...bus!
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SpongeBob: I guess Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus. [imitates his grandpa] Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle.
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[SpongeBob and Patrick are stranded in Rock Bottom]
SpongeBob: It sure is weird around here. Kind of different. Even the soil looks different. [scoops up a handful of soil]
Soil: Would you mind-- [blows raspberry] --putting me down?
SpongeBob: It sure is weird around here. Kind of different. Even the soil looks different. [scoops up a handful of soil]
Soil: Would you mind-- [blows raspberry] --putting me down?
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Patrick: Spongebob, I don't like it here. It's dark and scary. I don't want to be here! I wanna go home! Look-- I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
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[SpongeBob's stomach growls as he waits for the next bus]
SpongeBob: Getting kinda hungry. Glove candy dispenser! Good thing I went to Glove World. [takes out a glove candy dispenser and eats several pieces of candy, but then spits them out in disgust] Ewww! Glove-flavoured!
SpongeBob: Getting kinda hungry. Glove candy dispenser! Good thing I went to Glove World. [takes out a glove candy dispenser and eats several pieces of candy, but then spits them out in disgust] Ewww! Glove-flavoured!
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[Bus station closes and Spongebob is left in the darkness]
Spongebob: This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness!
Spongebob: This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness!
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Sandy: [points at SpongeBob and Patrick] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
Patrick: So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
Sandy: No! You can't say nothin' about Texas.
SpongeBob: Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.
Patrick: So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
Sandy: No! You can't say nothin' about Texas.
SpongeBob: Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.
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[Patrick is lassoed by Sandy and pulled backwards]
Patrick: Noo! SpongeBoooob!
[SpongeBob keeps running and a nuclear explosion occurs behind him]
Patrick: Noo! SpongeBoooob!
[SpongeBob keeps running and a nuclear explosion occurs behind him]
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SpongeBob: [in the shape of Texas] Hey Patrick! What am I now?
Patrick: Uhhh...stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[They laugh]
Patrick: Uhhh...stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[They laugh]
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Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas!
[cuts back to live action Island]
Sandy: What did you say?!
Patrick: eerr.. should I start running now?
[cuts back to live action Island]
Sandy: What did you say?!
Patrick: eerr.. should I start running now?
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Patrick: Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?! Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?!
Spongebob: OK Patrick thats enough.
Patrick: Why? You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna...[looks back, gets alarmed]
Spongebob: OK Patrick thats enough.
Patrick: Why? You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna...[looks back, gets alarmed]
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Spongebob: (singing with a fake Southern accent,Patrick dances) The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over stupid, dumb ol' Texas!
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SpongeBob: Excuse me, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Plankton: Don't let that guy sit on you! Be assertive!
SpongeBob: ( pokes finger into fish's pocket ) BEE-BEEP!
Plankton: Not insertive!
Plankton: Don't let that guy sit on you! Be assertive!
SpongeBob: ( pokes finger into fish's pocket ) BEE-BEEP!
Plankton: Not insertive!
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Plankton: Spongebob, you'll never get what you want! You just let people step all over you. You're just like stairs.
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Plankton: SpongeBob, there's the guy that took your ice cream! Now be assertive!
SpongeBob: That's my ice cream!
Plankton: That's it Spongebob! Now let him have it!
SpongeBob: You can have it.
SpongeBob: That's my ice cream!
Plankton: That's it Spongebob! Now let him have it!
SpongeBob: You can have it.
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Plankton: It is becoming increasingly obvious... I can deny it no longer... I am small.
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SpongeBob: You used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT! ( in sad, high pitched voice ) THAT WASN'T NICE!
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SpongeBob: Plankton? What are you doing here? And why are you crying?
Plankton: ( tearfully ) Oh, hi, Spongebob. ( blows his nose on a tiny handkerchief ) I'm crying because I've got these two ice cream cones, but i only need one! ( sobbing ) I don't know what to do with the other one!
Plankton: ( tearfully ) Oh, hi, Spongebob. ( blows his nose on a tiny handkerchief ) I'm crying because I've got these two ice cream cones, but i only need one! ( sobbing ) I don't know what to do with the other one!
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[A little girl is crying about her sand-covered ice cream. SpongeBob takes the ice cream and uses his eyelashes to dust away the sand. When he gives the girl her treat back, it is sparkling clean]
Plankton: Butterfly kisses! I can't take it! It's too cute! It-it's disgusting!
Plankton: Butterfly kisses! I can't take it! It's too cute! It-it's disgusting!
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SpongeBob: Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.
Plankton: Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! [curls into a fetal position and slithers away] Need...hatred...
SpongeBob: ...Volleyball anyone?
Plankton: Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! [curls into a fetal position and slithers away] Need...hatred...
SpongeBob: ...Volleyball anyone?
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Tom: Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
SpongeBob: Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! [walks off and then returns with the drink] Here you go!
Tom: Thanks. [drinks his lemonade, SpongeBob giggling with every sip]
SpongeBob: [after he's finished] April Fools!
Tom: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!
SpongeBob: I-- er, I-- er...
Tom: You what?!
SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! [laughs]
Tom: Hey, i guess that is kinda funny! Ha ha....oh boy [starts mumbling]
SpongeBob: Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! [walks off and then returns with the drink] Here you go!
Tom: Thanks. [drinks his lemonade, SpongeBob giggling with every sip]
SpongeBob: [after he's finished] April Fools!
Tom: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!
SpongeBob: I-- er, I-- er...
Tom: You what?!
SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! [laughs]
Tom: Hey, i guess that is kinda funny! Ha ha....oh boy [starts mumbling]
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Mr. Krabs: [in a customer's face] The hooks! The hooks!
Customer: How 'bout a mint?
Customer: How 'bout a mint?
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Mr. Krabs: So, there I was, minding my own business--
Squidward: I'd love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but I have to do my wastebasket inspections. [holds a wastebasket on his head] Mmm-hmm...mmm-hmm...oh, yeah, there's one...
Squidward: I'd love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but I have to do my wastebasket inspections. [holds a wastebasket on his head] Mmm-hmm...mmm-hmm...oh, yeah, there's one...
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