SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
Squidward: [about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants.
Sandy: I'll give him a week.
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.
Patrick: [on the verge of tears] Patrick SAD!
Sandy: I'll give him a week.
Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.
Patrick: [on the verge of tears] Patrick SAD!
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[Patrick approaches SpongeBob in Jellyfish Fields with a net]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing?
[Patrick looks at SpongeBob with tears in his eyes]
Patrick: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy! I even picked out this nice jar for you! [holds up mayonaise jar]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing?
[Patrick looks at SpongeBob with tears in his eyes]
Patrick: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy! I even picked out this nice jar for you! [holds up mayonaise jar]
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[SpongeBob hugs Squidward followed by everyone else]
Squidward: Could we please stop?
Patrick: Patrick itchy!
Squidward: Could we please stop?
Patrick: Patrick itchy!
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Sandy: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty. [They see Spongebob on the horizon] Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.
Patrick: [Picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. [On the verge of tears] Take bite.
Patrick: [Picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. [On the verge of tears] Take bite.
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SpongeBob: [running into his bedroom] Gary! It's opposite day and-- [slows down] Walk, don't run...and I'm-- [thinks] Opposites. Opposites. I'm just going to lay in bed and do nothing all day. [gets in bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary?
[Gary meows]
SpongeBob: Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?
[Gary barks]
[Gary meows]
SpongeBob: Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?
[Gary barks]
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SpongeBob: ( doing a funny walk ) STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEAH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, BRRRRRROO-DO-DO!
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Realtor: What kind of fool do you take me for?! [points to SpongeBob] He's Squidward, [points to Patrick] he's Squidward, [points to the real Squidward] You're Squidward?! I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about?!?!
Gary: [wearing a pickle in between his eyes, in Squidward's tone] Meow.
Realtor: I'm outta here.
Squidward: Wait--
SpongeBob: --don't--
Patrick: --go!
Gary: [wearing a pickle in between his eyes, in Squidward's tone] Meow.
Realtor: I'm outta here.
Squidward: Wait--
SpongeBob: --don't--
Patrick: --go!
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Squidward: Opposite Day! Next time it's gonna be Go-Jump-off-a-Cliff Day.
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SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! I mean, good bye, Squidward! Isn't opposite day...terrible!
Squidward: [from his house] I'll tell you what's terrible-- living next to you! You're the worst neighbor in history!
SpongeBob: Wow, that's the nicest thing Squidward's ever said to me!
Squidward: [from his house] I'll tell you what's terrible-- living next to you! You're the worst neighbor in history!
SpongeBob: Wow, that's the nicest thing Squidward's ever said to me!
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! We hate you!
Squidward: '['Squidward growls in anger. But before he could explode, he suddenly calms down] Let me show you guys how much I hate you!
[Squidward runs off and returns with a bulldozer. Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?
Squidward: [angry] HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
[Chases them into the sunset while laughing angrily]
Squidward: '['Squidward growls in anger. But before he could explode, he suddenly calms down] Let me show you guys how much I hate you!
[Squidward runs off and returns with a bulldozer. Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?
Squidward: [angry] HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
[Chases them into the sunset while laughing angrily]
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Gary: [reading poetry] Ahem... Meow, meow, meow...
Sandy: He has such a way with words.
Sandy: He has such a way with words.
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Squidward: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Talent Show, sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home.
[Patrick bursts out laughing]
[Patrick bursts out laughing]
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Mr. Krabs: Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. [notices the Krabby Patty on the table is a cardboard prop] And maybe scallops'll fly out of me pants! [jumps into the boat that serves as the cash register stand, takes a pair of oars, and starts rowing it] Hang on, lad, I'm a-comin'!
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Plankton: [on a robotic jellyfish] All knees will bow to Plankton, hail Plankton! I win, I WIN!
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SpongeBob: [singing] F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere, any time at all...
Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea.
Plankton: [singing] F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for Uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors when you--
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things arent what fun is all aboutt! Here, let me help you...
Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea.
Plankton: [singing] F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for Uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors when you--
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things arent what fun is all aboutt! Here, let me help you...
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SpongeBob: [singing] F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for Ukulele, N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking.
Chorus: Down here whith my best buddy.
Chorus: Down here whith my best buddy.
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Shark: Hey! Hey you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! Ooh, I'm a little peanut worm! Are you to much of a wimp to workout? Are you a weakling, built like a sponge? Now you too can have muscles, with Anchor Arms! They fit on like a glove. Just add air. How big do you want them? Normal? Veiny? And for the ladies, hairy. I was once a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!
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SpongeBob: I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!
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Spongebob: [straining] 96...97..98..99..100
Sandy: I want a hundred more.
Spongebob: It hurts! 1, 2, 3, 4, [continues]
Sandy: I think we've finally found an exercise for you, Spongebob.
Sandy: I want a hundred more.
Spongebob: It hurts! 1, 2, 3, 4, [continues]
Sandy: I think we've finally found an exercise for you, Spongebob.
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Squidward: Spongebob I have a confession to make. [takes off towel from his head]
SpongeBob: [gasps] You're...bald?!
Squidward: No, I'm not bald! I'm ALIVE!
SpongeBob: [gasps] You're...bald?!
Squidward: No, I'm not bald! I'm ALIVE!
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SpongeBob: Hike Patrick, hike! [drops rock, which breaks in two] You just lost 3 points! [climbs up pole] 1, 2, 5! [stands on his head and blows a bubble in the shape of 'G7'] G7!
Patrick: G7?! King me, king me! [smashes into pole] I lose!
SpongeBob: But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!
Patrick: Tartar sauce!
Squidward: [shouting from his house] What are you invertebrates doing?! [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then at Squidward]
SpongeBob & Patrick: We don't know.
Patrick: G7?! King me, king me! [smashes into pole] I lose!
SpongeBob: But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!
Patrick: Tartar sauce!
Squidward: [shouting from his house] What are you invertebrates doing?! [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then at Squidward]
SpongeBob & Patrick: We don't know.
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SpongeBob: Patrick, say that again.
Patrick: That again.
SpongeBob: No, the other thing.
Patrick: No, the other thing.
SpongeBob: No, what you said before when you--
Patrick: No, what you said before when you...
SpongeBob: Never mind! I've got an idea.
Patrick: Never mind! I've got an idea.
[SpongeBob looks at Patrick, annoyed]
Patrick: That again.
SpongeBob: No, the other thing.
Patrick: No, the other thing.
SpongeBob: No, what you said before when you--
Patrick: No, what you said before when you...
SpongeBob: Never mind! I've got an idea.
Patrick: Never mind! I've got an idea.
[SpongeBob looks at Patrick, annoyed]
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SpongeBob: A grape, fresh from the vine, Your Ghostliness. [drops it into his mouth; rushes away and returns] A banana, peeled to your liking, Your Incorporealness. [drops it into his mouth]
Patrick: One watermelon [drops large watermelon into Squidward's mouth] fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness!
Patrick: One watermelon [drops large watermelon into Squidward's mouth] fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness!
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Patrick: You know, you worry too much. The Patrick is here, and SpongeBob, I know a lot about head injuries, believe... [starts drooling and SpongeBob snaps his fingers] ...me.
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SpongeBob: It's a comic book, and look at this: it's the origin on the Flying Dutchman. It says when he died they used his body as a window display. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. Well, don't you get it, Patrick?
Patrick: We're gonna go shopping?!
Patrick: We're gonna go shopping?!
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Squidward: Ow! What the heck was that?!
SpongeBob: Initiation! That was part one of your ceremony.
Squidward: Ceremony for what?
SpongeBob: We're going to put you to rest.
Squidward: I don’t want to be put to rest! All I want are those chores done! Now, did you clean the back room yet?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Squidward: Oh, really?! I'm gonna go check. [walks off; opens the door and screams. Inside are SpongeBob and Patrick holding open the door to a coffin]
SpongeBob: Okay, get in!
Squidward: Are you crazy?! I'm not gettin' in that thing!
SpongeBob: Initiation! That was part one of your ceremony.
Squidward: Ceremony for what?
SpongeBob: We're going to put you to rest.
Squidward: I don’t want to be put to rest! All I want are those chores done! Now, did you clean the back room yet?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Squidward: Oh, really?! I'm gonna go check. [walks off; opens the door and screams. Inside are SpongeBob and Patrick holding open the door to a coffin]
SpongeBob: Okay, get in!
Squidward: Are you crazy?! I'm not gettin' in that thing!
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