Sex and the City Quotes

Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.

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Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.

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Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.

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Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.

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Samantha: I have a date with a dildo.

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Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.

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Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.

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Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

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Samantha: Anything else around here need milking?

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Samantha: Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.

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Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

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Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus?

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Carrie: Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel.

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Miranda: Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a big full scrotum.

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Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.

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Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?

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Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.

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Mr. Big: Interesting dress.

Carrie: Meaning?

Mr. Big: Interesting dress.

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Carrie: That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minute-and-a-half... before the wind died.

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Carrie: [to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
[Samantha flashes her boobs]

Carrie: I was kidding.

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Carrie: Yes, we'd love to meet Wesley of Wesley and Leslie. And by the way, does he work at Nestlé?

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Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

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Samantha: You get married and hope for the best. If it doesn't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.

Carrie: No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.

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Carrie: You think it's as simple as my dad walked out therefore I'll always be screwed up about men?

Miranda: My father came home at seven on the button every night and I still have no clue.

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Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.

Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him?

Miranda: Only if he's been bad.

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Mr. Big: [Carrie has returned to New York after a bad spell in Paris and where Big in his ubuquitous runs into her outside on the streets on NYC outside of her apartment] You know, I don't live here anymore and the Four Season won't check you in until one o'clock.

Carrie: Oh? Did you wanna come up?
[She points to her apartment]

Mr. Big: Abso-****ing-lutely!

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[the girls are having lunch]

Carrie: Big's leaving his wife!
[All girls gasp]

Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show

Miranda: What was he doing at a furniture show?

Carrie: Drinkin' and leaving his wife!

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Carrie: It was all very familiar. She was having a dejà-****.

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Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.

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Carrie: It's good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if you're very lucky, only a plane ride away.

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