Psych Quotes
Shawn: The only thing that we were blinded with was...
Gus: Science!
Shawn: Never gets old.
Gus: Nope.
Gus: Science!
Shawn: Never gets old.
Gus: Nope.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: [To Dennis, after he knocks his tooth out with a nunchaku.] You looked like a badass, until you clocked yourself in the face. You needed this man.
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: Come on chief, let me run with this one.
Henry: [seated in a corner] What if we let them work together? Separatley, but together?
Shawn: [pointing at Henry] That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense.
Gus: Am I the only person that's freaked out he's been sitting there the whole time?
Henry: [seated in a corner] What if we let them work together? Separatley, but together?
Shawn: [pointing at Henry] That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense.
Gus: Am I the only person that's freaked out he's been sitting there the whole time?
TV Show: Psych
Henry: You're not afraid of competition, are you Shawn?
Shwan: Of course not. As long as doesn't involve people trying to best each other
Shwan: Of course not. As long as doesn't involve people trying to best each other
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: Spencer, who the hell are you supposed to be?
Shawn: [disguised] I ain't Spencer; I'm Soupcan Sam.
Shawn: [disguised] I ain't Spencer; I'm Soupcan Sam.
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.
Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?
Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: Look Gus, he's literally taking her to the bank.
Gus: What's next, the cleaners? [point at each other]
Gus: What's next, the cleaners? [point at each other]
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: You just pressed my competitive button and now it's on.
Prescott: I'd be frightened if you were wearing any buttons.
Prescott: I'd be frightened if you were wearing any buttons.
TV Show: Psych
[Shawn slams a jar of pennies on the counter to get Prescott's attention]
Prescott: What are you doing here?
Shawn: I'm here to see my money. They keep it in a special room in the back, with a trampoline. I'm gonna roll around in it for a while, maybe make it rain sort of like that scene from Indecent Proposal except no sex. MAYBE SEX!
Prescott: What are you doing here?
Shawn: I'm here to see my money. They keep it in a special room in the back, with a trampoline. I'm gonna roll around in it for a while, maybe make it rain sort of like that scene from Indecent Proposal except no sex. MAYBE SEX!
TV Show: Psych
Prescott: [reading a letter] "... signed "Shown" Spencer". You misspelled your name.
Shawn: I did that on purpose.
Prescott: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
Prescott: You need spell check for your own name?
Shawn: I did that on purpose.
Prescott: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
Prescott: You need spell check for your own name?
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: You're not going anywhere because you're not on this case.
Shawn: Understood. DAAAAAD!
Henry: They're on this case.
Lassiter: Henry!
Shawn: Understood. DAAAAAD!
Henry: They're on this case.
Lassiter: Henry!
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: What do you two know about street racing anyway?
Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.
Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. [Gus claps his hands.]
Gus: With a Z.
Gus: With a Z.
TV Show: Psych
Tommy: Is this you ride? [Henry's pick up truck] Seriously?
Shawn: She may look like hell, she may sound like hell, she may run like, she may smell like hell...
Gus: Shawn...
Shawn: But she is fast as HELL.
Shawn: She may look like hell, she may sound like hell, she may run like, she may smell like hell...
Gus: Shawn...
Shawn: But she is fast as HELL.
TV Show: Psych
Gus: Are we dead?
Shawn: I'm not. But if you are, can I have the 6.218 dollars there are in your money market account?
Gus: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?
Shawn: Wild guess.
Shawn: I'm not. But if you are, can I have the 6.218 dollars there are in your money market account?
Gus: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?
Shawn: Wild guess.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: [in a hostage situation] Why don't you let the women, and children, and men, go?
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: We gotta do something to let them know they can trust us. Gus, give him the nod!
Gus: Shawn, the nod only works when it's me giving it to a brother behind the counter at Jamba Juice, not to an armed convict!
Gus: Shawn, the nod only works when it's me giving it to a brother behind the counter at Jamba Juice, not to an armed convict!
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: [Craig tells them about thief Percy Dunn] Percy Dunn the lightning thief!
Gus: It's Percy Jackson, Shawn.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
Gus: It's Percy Jackson, Shawn.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
TV Show: Psych
Juliet: Shawn, hey!
Shawn: Heeeeeeeey! Jules!
Juliet Why are you talking like that?
Gus: Sometimes he over-enunciates when he gets uncomfortable.
Shawn: [over-enunciating] I do not.
Shawn: Heeeeeeeey! Jules!
Juliet Why are you talking like that?
Gus: Sometimes he over-enunciates when he gets uncomfortable.
Shawn: [over-enunciating] I do not.
TV Show: Psych
Juliet: Are you asking me on a date beside this dead body?
Shawn: Yeah, but I figured it would be okay since it doesn't really smell.
Shawn: Yeah, but I figured it would be okay since it doesn't really smell.
TV Show: Psych
Gus: I told you that newspaper thing was a dumb idea.
Shawn: Are you at all serious? We just captured a dangerous international spy and you're hung up on the newspaper bit?
Gus: No. I'm hung up on the fact that you've been obsessed with this woman this whole time, she makes the ultimate move on you, and you shut her down. That makes no sense! Are you crazy?
Shawn: I know it doesn't make any sense. Maybe I am crazy. All I can tell you is that... just now, in that moment, all I could think about was Jules. I just can't wrap myself around the fact she's dating Declan. Actually, it's actually killing me.
Gus: Shawn, that is not fair.
Shawn: I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right. She likes this guy, who am I to stand in the way?
Gus: Exactly.
Shawn: You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But—serious Shawn moment here—I want to be happy too, and for some reason I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.
Shawn: Are you at all serious? We just captured a dangerous international spy and you're hung up on the newspaper bit?
Gus: No. I'm hung up on the fact that you've been obsessed with this woman this whole time, she makes the ultimate move on you, and you shut her down. That makes no sense! Are you crazy?
Shawn: I know it doesn't make any sense. Maybe I am crazy. All I can tell you is that... just now, in that moment, all I could think about was Jules. I just can't wrap myself around the fact she's dating Declan. Actually, it's actually killing me.
Gus: Shawn, that is not fair.
Shawn: I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right. She likes this guy, who am I to stand in the way?
Gus: Exactly.
Shawn: You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But—serious Shawn moment here—I want to be happy too, and for some reason I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that's what matters.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: Gus, don't be both Ashlee Simpson albums.
Gus: There were three Ashlee Simpson albums.
Shawn: That can't possibly be true.
Gus: Autobiography, Bittersweet—
Shawn: I will not do this with you right now!
Gus: There were three Ashlee Simpson albums.
Shawn: That can't possibly be true.
Gus: Autobiography, Bittersweet—
Shawn: I will not do this with you right now!
TV Show: Psych
[Shawn and Juliet are making out in the rental car and a cop taps the window]
Juliet: You know what? Maybe now's not the time; I have a flight in an hour.
Shawn: Wait a minute, I have a room! A really nice one. Paid for by a convicted criminal.
Juliet: Why do you tell me these things?
Shawn: Full disclosure!
Juliet: You know what? Maybe now's not the time; I have a flight in an hour.
Shawn: Wait a minute, I have a room! A really nice one. Paid for by a convicted criminal.
Juliet: Why do you tell me these things?
Shawn: Full disclosure!
TV Show: Psych