Psych Quotes
Shawn: Hey Lassie, the frozen yogurt guy's out front, did you want to go get one? Oh wait you can't.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: I'm sorry, but was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?
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Shawn: I can't see out of my left eye.
Gus: I see dead people.
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Shawn: Even the water's spicy!
Gus: Who does that?!
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Shawn: All right, I'm sorry, no offense, but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot.
[Everyone stares at him]
Shawn: [aside to Abigail] I said "no offense", right?
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Shawn: I can't see out of my left eye.
Gus: I see dead people.
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Shawn: Even the water's spicy!
Gus: Who does that?!
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Shawn: All right, I'm sorry, no offense, but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot.
[Everyone stares at him]
Shawn: [aside to Abigail] I said "no offense", right?
TV Show: Psych
[Lassiter is upset over a newspaper article]
Juliet: It's The Courier. It's not even a real newspaper and besides, nobody reads the paper these days anyway.
Lassiter: Why didn't you stop me?
Juliet: I don't know, I guess I was busy RSVP'ing my invitation to shut it.
Lassiter: Sorry about that.
Juliet: It's The Courier. It's not even a real newspaper and besides, nobody reads the paper these days anyway.
Lassiter: Why didn't you stop me?
Juliet: I don't know, I guess I was busy RSVP'ing my invitation to shut it.
Lassiter: Sorry about that.
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Shawn: Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
Gus: It's Azkaban.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
Gus: It's Azkaban.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
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June: Oh, he is not even hearing this, much less feelin' it!
Shawn: Gus, I think it's clear to the three of us that you're neither hearing it nor feeling it; what I can't discern is: are you mad at it?
Shawn: Gus, I think it's clear to the three of us that you're neither hearing it nor feeling it; what I can't discern is: are you mad at it?
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June: If someone was tryin' to kill me, I would be, like, dead, and then they'd be like "oh, he's dead lets go kill somebody else," and then they would leave.
TV Show: Psych
Shawn: [looking through a carefully-placed gap in some books on a desk, which show a woman bending over the copier] Your boy liked big butts and I cannot lie.
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Shawn: Jules.
Juliet: Sorry, Shawn, no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.
Shawn: Actually we were just...
Juliet: That also goes for nonsense, malarkey, and shenanigans.
Juliet: Sorry, Shawn, no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.
Shawn: Actually we were just...
Juliet: That also goes for nonsense, malarkey, and shenanigans.
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Juliet: We're just trying to figure out what we're dealing with here. Two men are dead and tonight's another full moon. [look of disbelief] I can't believe I just said that.
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Gus: Yeah, and Skip here has romantic dreams about firemen that look like Dolph Lundgren.
Shawn: [laughing] What?! I... you cheeky screwball. What I tell you? He's wacko.
Gus: No. You said it was late and you were in the fire house and you slid down this large pole...
Shawn: Why? Why?
Shawn: [laughing] What?! I... you cheeky screwball. What I tell you? He's wacko.
Gus: No. You said it was late and you were in the fire house and you slid down this large pole...
Shawn: Why? Why?
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Henry: How do you escape when you're locked in the trunk of a car?
Young Shawn: When? Don't you mean "if" as in like maybe never?
Henry: Not today, kid; your survival training starts right now. [throws Shawn into trunk of his car as their neighbor walks by and looks scandalized] It's okay, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Shawn a little survival technique, thank you. All right, Shawn. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. You feel it, it's right over here. You would kick it out. [Shawn kicks out the taillight] I didn't say to actually do it, I said you would do it.
Young Shawn: When? Don't you mean "if" as in like maybe never?
Henry: Not today, kid; your survival training starts right now. [throws Shawn into trunk of his car as their neighbor walks by and looks scandalized] It's okay, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Shawn a little survival technique, thank you. All right, Shawn. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. You feel it, it's right over here. You would kick it out. [Shawn kicks out the taillight] I didn't say to actually do it, I said you would do it.
TV Show: Psych
Lassiter: [to Shawn] Nice shooting, Detective.
Shawn: Did you just call me detective?
Lassiter: No.
Shawn: Did you just call me detective?
Lassiter: No.
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Lassiter: Have at it. Who knows, maybe you'll solve the great ice cream crime caper of the century?
Shawn: Crime of the century, huh? Still have 91 years to solve that one. Gus and I are gonna pace ourselves. We accept.
Shawn: Crime of the century, huh? Still have 91 years to solve that one. Gus and I are gonna pace ourselves. We accept.
TV Show: Psych
Bad Guy: But know this: one stupid move, and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts.
Shawn: Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.
Shawn: Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.
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Shawn: (seeing Gus and Juliet pulling up along side the truck he is held captive in on the highway) Look at you, buddy, you're just like Vin Diesel!
Gus: That makes Jules, Michelle Rodriguez, and you, Paul Walker!
Shawn: This is no good!
Gus: Don't worry, Shawn, you're gonna make it!
Shawn: No, I know I'll be fine. I just really don't wanna be Paul Walker, not even for a day.
Gus: You could be Lucas Black from Tokyo Drift, but then we wouldn't be in the movie with you!
Shawn: That's weird. I'll just be Walker.
Gus: That makes Jules, Michelle Rodriguez, and you, Paul Walker!
Shawn: This is no good!
Gus: Don't worry, Shawn, you're gonna make it!
Shawn: No, I know I'll be fine. I just really don't wanna be Paul Walker, not even for a day.
Gus: You could be Lucas Black from Tokyo Drift, but then we wouldn't be in the movie with you!
Shawn: That's weird. I'll just be Walker.
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Lassiter: (to Henry) Spencer, what the hell are you doing?
Shawn: Which Spencer are you talking to?
Lassiter: What does it matter? You're the same person!
Shawn: Am Not!
Shawn: Which Spencer are you talking to?
Lassiter: What does it matter? You're the same person!
Shawn: Am Not!
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Shawn: [holds up a weapon] What is this?
Ewan O'Hara: That is an anti-tank weapon, and you're pointing it at yourself.
Ewan O'Hara: That is an anti-tank weapon, and you're pointing it at yourself.
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Lassiter: You brought a date to the crime scene?
Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.
Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.
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Henry: [about an army commercial] Look at all the stuff they're getting done while you're lying there slacking off. What does that make you want to do?
Young Shawn: Go into advertising. That's a really catchy jingle. Seriously, I can't get it out of my head.
Young Shawn: Go into advertising. That's a really catchy jingle. Seriously, I can't get it out of my head.
TV Show: Psych
Major General Felts: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!
Shawn: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Shawn: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Shawn: Major General.
Major General Felts: Yes?
Shawn: Oh, no, I don't need anything. I just like to say "Major General". [To Gus] Try it.
Gus: No, Shawn.
Shawn: Gus, just try it.
Gus: No!
Shawn: Dude, just try it.
Gus: Major General! [smiles]
Major General Felts: Yes?
Shawn: Oh, no, I don't need anything. I just like to say "Major General". [To Gus] Try it.
Gus: No, Shawn.
Shawn: Gus, just try it.
Gus: No!
Shawn: Dude, just try it.
Gus: Major General! [smiles]
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Shawn: Oh my God. Are you in the vault of secrets right now?
Gus: No.
Shawn: You are! It's settled, I'm helping.
Gus: You're not helping. Period. Suck it!
Gus: No.
Shawn: You are! It's settled, I'm helping.
Gus: You're not helping. Period. Suck it!
TV Show: Psych
Chief Vick: I don't mean to sound like a hard ass...
Juliet: You didn't!
Chief Vick: I did.
Juliet: I didn't get that at all.
Chief Vick: Actually I was trying to sound like a hard ass.
Juliet: Mission accomplished!
Juliet: You didn't!
Chief Vick: I did.
Juliet: I didn't get that at all.
Chief Vick: Actually I was trying to sound like a hard ass.
Juliet: Mission accomplished!
TV Show: Psych