Cheap Seats Quotes
Spelly The Bee: "It's okay, kid. Spelly The Bee says, not everyone can win. Someone has got to lose, and that someone just happens to be you."
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Jason: "By the laws of the label super, these dogs should all have one fatal weakness."
Randy: "For Superman it was Kryptonite."
Jason: "For the Supersonics it was Vin Baker."
Randy: "For the Superfreak it was crack cocaine."
Jason: "And for these superdogs, it may just be their superjock counterparts."
Randy: "For Superman it was Kryptonite."
Jason: "For the Supersonics it was Vin Baker."
Randy: "For the Superfreak it was crack cocaine."
Jason: "And for these superdogs, it may just be their superjock counterparts."
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Randy: (Talking About Mike Conley) "Why's he so mad? 'You cannot bring that camera on my lawn! Uh-uh.'"
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Barry Tompkins: "You know Willie what strikes me is there's a derogatory term that we sometimes use in regards to athletes..."
Jason: "Please don't."
Barry Tompkins: "...they got a little dog in 'em."
Jason: "Ah you did."
Randy: "Ahhh."
Jason: "Please don't."
Barry Tompkins: "...they got a little dog in 'em."
Jason: "Ah you did."
Randy: "Ahhh."
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Willie Gault: "If they would compete in the Olympics, maybe they would win gold medals too."
Jason: "But dogs can never compete in the Olympics because they're dogs."
Jason: "But dogs can never compete in the Olympics because they're dogs."
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Randy: "Well at least this event isn't biased in favor of Lundquist, an Olympic swimmer." [during a swimming contest in which Lundquist is the only pro swimmer in]
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Randy: [cracking up while seeing a fat woman bent over]"Baby got... Baby got back."Jason: "And lots of it."
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Jason: "Alright settle down lady; it's not the NBA Finals."
Randy: "Is this crowd even in the same place as this event?"
Jason: "Are they even in the same season as this event?"
Randy: "Yeah it's like late Fall in the stands."
Randy: "Is this crowd even in the same place as this event?"
Jason: "Are they even in the same season as this event?"
Randy: "Yeah it's like late Fall in the stands."
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Annoucer: "Everyone loves watching Superdogs! Superjocks! right?"
Girls: "No!"
Annoucer: "Well now you can play it anytime you want. It's the Superdogs! Superjocks! Home Game."
Girl 2: "Awesome."
Annoucer: "You can choose to be your favorite Superjock."
Girl 2: "I don't want to be Steve Lundquist."
Girl 3: "I don't want to be Steve Lundquist either."
Annoucer: "Kids, no one wants to be Steve Lundquist, not even Steve Lundquist. That's why every game comes with an extra Mike Conley, in his swimming attire."
Girl 1: "Wow, is that real Spandex?"
Annoucer: "It sure is and it smells like him too."
(Girl 1 sniffs)
Annoucer: "The rules are simple. Each player is dealt five cards from the yellow deck. Then the player sitting second closest to the yellow deck rolls three dice. Move the amount of spaces equal to the side of the red die facing away from you. If the total on your next roll is less than the age of your dog in human years, times two, you earn the right to draw two happenstance cards from the Doggie Deck. Move five spots if you draw a Willie Gault card, but if your other card is a Loch Ness Boombox, it cancels your move and lets other players rub your dog's nose in it. It's that easy! Superdogs! Superjocks!: The Home Game. Guaranteed to be a whole lot of dog gone fun. Cards, dice, board sold seperately, dogs not included."
Girls: "No!"
Annoucer: "Well now you can play it anytime you want. It's the Superdogs! Superjocks! Home Game."
Girl 2: "Awesome."
Annoucer: "You can choose to be your favorite Superjock."
Girl 2: "I don't want to be Steve Lundquist."
Girl 3: "I don't want to be Steve Lundquist either."
Annoucer: "Kids, no one wants to be Steve Lundquist, not even Steve Lundquist. That's why every game comes with an extra Mike Conley, in his swimming attire."
Girl 1: "Wow, is that real Spandex?"
Annoucer: "It sure is and it smells like him too."
(Girl 1 sniffs)
Annoucer: "The rules are simple. Each player is dealt five cards from the yellow deck. Then the player sitting second closest to the yellow deck rolls three dice. Move the amount of spaces equal to the side of the red die facing away from you. If the total on your next roll is less than the age of your dog in human years, times two, you earn the right to draw two happenstance cards from the Doggie Deck. Move five spots if you draw a Willie Gault card, but if your other card is a Loch Ness Boombox, it cancels your move and lets other players rub your dog's nose in it. It's that easy! Superdogs! Superjocks!: The Home Game. Guaranteed to be a whole lot of dog gone fun. Cards, dice, board sold seperately, dogs not included."
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Jason: "Dog looks good."Randy: "Yeah, did he just come back from a Summer tour with The Dead?"
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Randy: "I like how the crowd is roped off."Jason: "Yeah that's so they won't leave."
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Bob Golic: "Well you know as a former footballer myself, just in college"
Jason: "It wasn't a major college, D3, D4 really. Actually it was Juco. Not even it was a league. It's just a group of guys that got together. It was flag football, I was 10, 11 maybe. And it wasn't football, it was kickball. I used go with my dad. Well I went alone he dropped me off. My parents were divorced, my mom worked three jobs. I get sad when I see parents hugging their kids but enough about me, nice frisbee toss."
Jason: "It wasn't a major college, D3, D4 really. Actually it was Juco. Not even it was a league. It's just a group of guys that got together. It was flag football, I was 10, 11 maybe. And it wasn't football, it was kickball. I used go with my dad. Well I went alone he dropped me off. My parents were divorced, my mom worked three jobs. I get sad when I see parents hugging their kids but enough about me, nice frisbee toss."
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Jason: "Yep she's refusing to finish the race. Who is she, Scottie Pippen's dog?"
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Jason: "There's was a love that was not allowed to florish. Society said no but their hearts said yes, tonight on The Hump."
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Guy LaFluer: "I'm allergic to dogs. And cashews. Throat closes right up for both. I guess my biggest fear would be if a dog, who had eaten some cashews, were to throw up in my mouth. Lucky for me that's only happened once."
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