Nip Tuck Quotes
Julia: Semen's an anti-depressant. It has mood-altering hormones in it. I read about it.
Liz: Didn't do a thing for me.
Liz: Didn't do a thing for me.
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Gina: [amazed by the medical propertes of semen] That's unbelievable! My entire life I thought there was a psychological reason why I'm a sex addict--turns out I was just jonesin' for jizz.
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Gina: [concerned about a potential lawsuit from Joan Rivers] Look on the bright side. The tabloids will go nuts. 'Spa Trio Gives Jizz To Joan'. We'll be famous. Well, she'll be famous, we'll be stoned in the streets.
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Christian: The American Architecture Award. Impressive.
Ben White: I got it for an atrium house I designed in 2001. I utilised the power of negative space. The beauty of what's missing.
Ben White: I got it for an atrium house I designed in 2001. I utilised the power of negative space. The beauty of what's missing.
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Dr. Sagamore: Six figures isn't doing it for you anymore?
Sean: I want to be of service. I left my practice, my wife, my son and daughter. I always thought I'd die without them but I didn't. I'm alive. Alive with nothing to live for.
Dr. Sagamore: Could you speak up? It's hard to hear through all those violins.
Sean: I want to be of service. I left my practice, my wife, my son and daughter. I always thought I'd die without them but I didn't. I'm alive. Alive with nothing to live for.
Dr. Sagamore: Could you speak up? It's hard to hear through all those violins.
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Sean: Just what you always wanted, right? No ethical restraints and a shitload of money.
Christian: You left out sexual depravity and devil worship.
Christian: You left out sexual depravity and devil worship.
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Christian: [referring to Sean] He was my mirror, you know? I'd look at him and see who I was.
Kimber: Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
Kimber: Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
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Christian: Today I took off a man's leg so he could feel whole. [Edit] I guess you just have to do whatever it is that makes you feel complete, no matter how crazy it is. All I know is that without you, something's missing. Us. You and me. Til death do us part. I love you. Marry me. Say yes, Kimber.
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Quentin: This business needs to be a bullet train, not the Little Engine That Could.
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Christian: De La Merde (a play on words for De La Mer) is a glorified massage parlour. And once everyone finds out its proprietors are a dyke, a whore and a housewife, those three 'businesswomen' will be stuck giving rub and tugs just to keep their client list up.
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Christian: I grew up in foster homes with nothing. Now I have a life. I have a fiancee, friends, a business. You can get through anything if you want to.
Gail: Not if you have a living reminder of your pain coming over for dinner every Friday night. I have worked hard to build walls around my family so that none of that ugliness that your father did to me would ever get in and stain us.
Christian: Is that what I am to you? A stain?
Gail: No. You're my son. But I can't be your mother.
Gail: Not if you have a living reminder of your pain coming over for dinner every Friday night. I have worked hard to build walls around my family so that none of that ugliness that your father did to me would ever get in and stain us.
Christian: Is that what I am to you? A stain?
Gail: No. You're my son. But I can't be your mother.
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Sean: That's what families are for--breaking our hearts.
Nikki: And putting them back together.
Nikki: And putting them back together.
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Quentin: [on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?
Christian: Is Chris a boy or a girl?
Quentin: She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.
Christian: Is Chris a boy or a girl?
Quentin: She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.
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Sean: I am in the middle of packing up my house.
Christian: And Quentin and I are in the middle of a facial transplant!
Christian: And Quentin and I are in the middle of a facial transplant!
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Sean: I know this is hard for you, Christian. I've been either at your side or in the next room for every one of your surgeries but you need to get used to having an identity as a doctor without me.
Christian: This isn't about me. This is about a patient, a young girl who deserves to be more than just a failed ego-driven experiment written up in medical journals.
Christian: This isn't about me. This is about a patient, a young girl who deserves to be more than just a failed ego-driven experiment written up in medical journals.
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Christian: I don't want you in the porn business any more. Period. And I want you to stop selling those dolls. Do you realize how many men are boning you right now? I went online. Hundreds of those things have been sold.
Kimber: Twelve hundred and thirty eight. Each sale's eight thousand dollars in my pocket, by the way.
Christian: Well, now we're getting married, you don't need the money.
Kimber: It's not about the money, Christian. This is about my career.
Christian: How would you feel if I took a mould of my cock, passed it round South Beach and called it a career?
Kimber: Twelve hundred and thirty eight. Each sale's eight thousand dollars in my pocket, by the way.
Christian: Well, now we're getting married, you don't need the money.
Kimber: It's not about the money, Christian. This is about my career.
Christian: How would you feel if I took a mould of my cock, passed it round South Beach and called it a career?
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Kimber: If hundreds of men can use my doll to get off four times a day, you screwing one Kimber wannabe isn't the end of the world. You are cheating on me with... Me!
Christian: So I can screw all your graduates now?
Christian: So I can screw all your graduates now?
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Kimber: After the wedding, we agree on two things. No more porn for me, and no more affairs for you. [Edit] Oh, don't worry, there's a clause in there that still allows for threesomes.
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Sean: Since Julia and I split up, have you and she ever talked about giving it a try?
Christian: I don't think we've both ever been single at the same time.
Sean: That's not an answer.
Christian: I don't harbour any feelings for her if that's what you're asking. I wouldn't do that to you. Again.
Christian: I don't think we've both ever been single at the same time.
Sean: That's not an answer.
Christian: I don't harbour any feelings for her if that's what you're asking. I wouldn't do that to you. Again.
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Cake Tasting Hostess: [to Christian and Sean] I'm sorry, I just have to say something: I've been doing this for a lot of years, and you two are the most elegant, sharing couple I've ever met.
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Julia: My fears about Sean turned into the need to find out if you were really the one.
Christian: Theres still something. Someting unresolved between us. After all these years.
Julia: Sleeping together didn't resolve anything. We simply made a mistake that many people paid dearly for.
Christian: Theres still something. Someting unresolved between us. After all these years.
Julia: Sleeping together didn't resolve anything. We simply made a mistake that many people paid dearly for.
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Julia: [to Sean and Christian] So much water under the bridge. And here we are. Still standing. Still pretty fantastic. Let's toast us. To survival with grace.
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Kimber: Did he do this to you? All this bitterness as a result of loving you too much?
Gina: No, I was always a bitch.
Gina: No, I was always a bitch.
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Christian: Maybe I'll always be alone. Maybe thats just the way it's meant to be.
Sean: You know, you've never really been alone.
Christian: Really? My bride left me at the altar. My partner left me for a midlife crisis. Am I missing something?
Sean: I can help you with one of those things. I'd like to come back to the practice.
Christian: You mean that?
Sean: I do.
Sean: You know, you've never really been alone.
Christian: Really? My bride left me at the altar. My partner left me for a midlife crisis. Am I missing something?
Sean: I can help you with one of those things. I'd like to come back to the practice.
Christian: You mean that?
Sean: I do.
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Christian: I'm a widely successful plastic surgeon with great hair, pro-white teeth and a 33-inch waist. I'm a goddamn superhero and I'm going to put that cape back on, fly back into every singles bar in town and bang myself silly.
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Christian: Beauty is symmetry, and you don't have any. First, I'll need to get rid of all this nasty cottage cheese. And here, with some laser hair removal to keep this forest under control. These mud flaps will need to be lopped off. Have you ever picked up anything heavier than a carton of Haagan-Daaz?
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Sean: We don't need you for this surgery, Quentin. Why don't you just go home?
Christian: Or why don't you head down to the docks? I hear there's a whole bunch of sailors just arrived with three-day passes.
Christian: Or why don't you head down to the docks? I hear there's a whole bunch of sailors just arrived with three-day passes.
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Sean: [to Julia] Here's something that slipped through the crack. Some guy's cock in your boyfriend's ass!
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Liz: Look, after being attacked, accused of murder, rejected by your mother, and dumped by your bride, who wouldn't be angry? It all makes sense. You've had a really rough year, Christian, but you shouldn't be taking it out on her.
Christian: Enough with your feminazi bullshit, Liz! [Edit] Shut up and serve the surgeon!!
Christian: Enough with your feminazi bullshit, Liz! [Edit] Shut up and serve the surgeon!!
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