Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
Kathy: My father's dead.
Tom Servo: That's too bad. Now PICK UP!
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Lisa: It looks like there was a war.
Tom Servo: You'll have to take my word for it, we can't afford to show it.
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Little boys: Save us, Gamera! Save us!
Tom Servo: Kill them, Gamera! Kill them!
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Lord Vultiar: It seems...
Mike Nelson: Chilly in here, could you turn down your guy?
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Manfred: Mind you, everyone blamed Hargrove.
All: We blame you, Hargrove.
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Marge: Help.
Mike Nelson: I need somebody.
Marge: Help me.
Mike Nelson: Not just anybody.
Marge: HELP.
Mike Nelson: You know I need someone.
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Martian: What is Christmas?
Joel: It's a Christian holiday ruined by commercialism.
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Max keller: I guess you can't respect what you can't understand.
Tom Servo: I don't respect why this movie was made.
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MC: Let's give a big hand for Mr. Don Snyder
Mike Nelson: Don Snyder, that's his stage name. His real name's Dan Swanson.
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Michael: See? You're feeling better already.
Joel: Rolling in the filthill do that for you
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Mike Blackwood: There's no reason to fear the worst. All we know is that the plane caught fire and we lost radio contact.
Mike Nelson: But there's absolutely nothing to be worried about.
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Mitchell: That's the first piece of information you've had all night.
Crow T. Robot: How about letting *us* in on some?
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Mr. Duvall: I just thought I'd take my morning constitutional...
Tom Servo: EW! He went on the beach?
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Mr. Parkins: See you when I can.
Crow T. Robot: Is that vague enough for you?
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Mrs. Snow: Poor Mickey...
Tom Servo: You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, poor Mickey.
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Narrator: Did Johnny mean to be dishonest?
Tom Servo: Or is he just pure evil?
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Narrator: Here in southern Texas, there is an additional problem.
Crow T. Robot: Texans.
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Narrator: Here was a problem civil defense authorities had never faced, and might never face again.
Crow T. Robot: How to end the film.
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Narrator: He's the champion calf roper of senior high.
Crow: And next year's janitor.
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Narrator: Just 2 years ago he was still riding calfs
Crow T. Robot: Now he sells pencils and string on street corners.
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Narrator: The monster next appeared in lovers lane.
Mike Nelson: To a sellout crowd!
Narrator: Those who survived its terrifying attack, would never return there again.
Tom Servo: Those who did not survive said attack, also would not return there again.
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Noel: At the risk of sounding nuts...
Crow: I've replaced my toes with grapes.
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operator: Welcome and thank you for calling our award winning 24 hour technical support service for... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... Please be prepared with a specific problem regarding... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... in order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... technicians.
Mike Nelson: Oh yeah. I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' alright, dont worry about that.
tech support: 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' technical support. This is Mandy. How can I help you?
Mike Nelson: Well, uh, first of all... lets see...
tech support: Sir, let me take care of some common troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?
Mike Nelson: Yes.
tech support: We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in actually be watching another movie. If that is the case, then we would urge you to call the appropiate technical support service for we are legally unable to provide support for other...
Mike Nelson: Look Look, were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits are rolling right now.
tech support: So it's not complete yet?
Mike Nelson: Well, No but I mean...
tech support: We strongly advise our customers to view the entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the accuracy of any confusion or complaint...
Mike Nelson: Look, how are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea what was going on with... anything... what was the "I'm interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she was licking her watch?
Tom Servo: Yeah.
Mike Nelson: Hey, why the pinch mouth cockney creep and [in voice]
Mike Nelson: "The guy jus
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Paul Anka: [singing] I'm just a lonely boy...
Mike Nelson: Why does that not surprise me?
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Peg: Oh, Liz, everyone isn't as slow as you and Andy.
Crow: Besides, you're a Romulan.
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Phantom of Krankor: Each of you will enter a space capsule...
Scientist in movie: What?
Tom Servo: Oh, for crying out loud! [shouts]
Tom Servo: Each of you will enter a space capsule!
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Phantom of Krankor: What a fool.
Tom Servo: He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again? HA.
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Professor Bobo: Well, now we're all on the same page. Apes have taken over the world. Humans are an inferior species. Everything you have ever known or loved is no more... Well, your movie this week...
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Rat Fink: Never mind the monsters, Leon.
Crow T. Robot: Here's the Sex Pistols.
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