Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
Mike Nelson: I've never driven with my blood alcohol under 2 before. It's really easy!
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Mike Nelson: I've never known more about what isn't happening in a movie.
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Mike Nelson: Look, just cos he's a mutated pile of goo doesn't mean he's dead!
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Mike Nelson: Look, we've been married for 25 years, at least let me get to 2nd base.
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Mike Nelson: Now, you see, this is irresponsible. They're encouraging people to go out and drug Kathy Ireland.
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Mike Nelson: Oh, hey Gyps'. What happened to the zucchini throw pillow things that Mrs. Forrester sent us?
Gypsy: I put them in a safe place.
Mike Nelson: Okay, and where's that?
Gypsy: Some place where you would meet a horrible demise before laying your polluting fingers upon them.
Tom Servo: So you put them in Mike's laundry basket?
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Mike Nelson: Okay, I dropped the canteen and I got lost, right on schedule.
Tom Servo: Ah, next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear.
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Mike Nelson: So the first plot point involves knitting socks? I think we're in for quite a ride guys.
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Mike Nelson: Some have described me as an ambulatory mound of suet.
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Mike Nelson: Starring Bruce Springsteen's little brother Wayne.
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Mike Nelson: Talk, or there won't be an unpeeled orange in this place.
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Mike Nelson: The chilling sound of cardboard against cardboard.
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Mike Nelson: The director boldly mixes tedium with un-scariness.
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Mike Nelson: The doctor dresses like an off-duty Denny's manager.
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Mike Nelson: The movie that dares to graphically depict seeing peacocks and sometimes NOT seeing peacocks.
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Mike Nelson: The movie that takes the bold step of not including the audience.
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