Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes


Yole: Now that the Golden Fleece is gone, he must officiate.
All: EWWWWWWW!

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000

Yuri: Are you calling me a psychopath?
Crow: I'll kill your whole family if you call me that!

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000

Zak: NATALIE. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Mike Nelson: No, she thinks you're saying "BWLABLILEE."

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000