Malcolm in the Middle Quotes

Lois: Hal...
Hal: Right. (Calming down Francis) Son. Don't feel bad. In some parallel universe you did it.

TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle
[Last lines in the series]
Reese: And when they found the peepholes in the bathroom, they fired Al and brought me on full-time. Grandma's right: it's good to have a patsy. So, how's it going for you, Mr. Ivy League big shot?
Malcolm: It's great. It's a whole new world. Hey, listen, I gotta get to my calc class. I'll talk to you later.

TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Reese: What did I miss?
Malcolm: There was this big explosion. Some fire shot out and now he's just come to.
Reese: What I was just gone for a second.
Dewey: Shhhhhhh! I wanna see this.
Lois: [walks in and sees Hal attempting to fix the TV] Oh for God's sakes, Hal. Pay the money and get a repair man.
Hal: I am not wasting good money when I am perfectly capable of...
[Hal is shocked and the boys laugh at it as Lois leaves embarrassed]

TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle