Lexx Quotes
790: I believe it's an orbiting dump site used for generalised waste disposal. Your basic garbage planet.
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Zev: Last of the Brunnen-G: if you were alive... [sighs] Last of the Brunnen-G: if you were alive, I'd want you to be the first man... I... I used to want to die. But now, I want to live. I think that's because after meeting you, I realised that people aren't always that bad.
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Bog: Once upon a time, long long ago, we had plenty of pattern. Lots of people. We were rich. Not anymore. Less p-people. Less p-p-pattern.
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Stan: He was alive dead for two thousand years, but this time he was dead dead! Really!
Bog: Two thousand? That's a lot of birthday p-p-parties.
Bog: Two thousand? That's a lot of birthday p-p-parties.
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Bog: Pattern making is an art. Every piece of meat is different, it has a different personality, a different scent or soul. The art is the nose that knows the flow that goes into the bouquet. Balance and counterbalance.
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Kai: You could of course chop the leftover brains, simmer, add seepage...
Bog: Excuse me?
Kai: ...then, add the female, then introduce me in slices once they formed a roux.
Bog: Excuse me?
Kai: ...then, add the female, then introduce me in slices once they formed a roux.
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Lexx: Distress! Distress! I am being penetrated!
Stan: Ho-weeh! Mama's home! That calls for a smattern of pattern!
Stan: Ho-weeh! Mama's home! That calls for a smattern of pattern!
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Zev: Don't you want to live?
Kai: I'm an animated corpse, a mockery of life. I do not have wants.
Kai: I'm an animated corpse, a mockery of life. I do not have wants.
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Zev: Doesn't the prophecy motivate you?
Kai: Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. In any event, I do not experience motivation.
Kai: Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. In any event, I do not experience motivation.
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Zev: Kai, I want you to live, to really live!
Kai: I suggest you consider modifying your want.
Kai: I suggest you consider modifying your want.
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Kai: : [enters, holding a newborn cluster lizard] Do you want to hold it?
Stan: Yeah, on the end of my fork!
Kai: He's a baby - an innocent. The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe.
Stan: Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it.
Kai: Don't you like it, Zev?
Zev: No!
Kai: I'm surprised. You are part cluster lizard yourself. I was hoping you would help me think of a name.
Zev: If it comes near me, I'll name it.
Kai: What? [steps closer and points it at her]
Zev: Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it!
[Squish rubs its head against Kai's face]
Stan: It thinks you're its mother!
Stan: Yeah, on the end of my fork!
Kai: He's a baby - an innocent. The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe.
Stan: Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it.
Kai: Don't you like it, Zev?
Zev: No!
Kai: I'm surprised. You are part cluster lizard yourself. I was hoping you would help me think of a name.
Zev: If it comes near me, I'll name it.
Kai: What? [steps closer and points it at her]
Zev: Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it!
[Squish rubs its head against Kai's face]
Stan: It thinks you're its mother!
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His Divine Shadow: The Giga Shadow is the end, and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. The Giga Shadow is the new life beyond order. A time of pain and rejoicing. Our destiny.
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Stan: Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits?
Lexx: Yes, Stanley the Perfect, the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed.
Stan: And - unjustly maligned majestical being!
Lexx: And unjustly maligned majestical being.
Stan: Cool...!
Lexx: Yes, Stanley the Perfect, the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed.
Stan: And - unjustly maligned majestical being!
Lexx: And unjustly maligned majestical being.
Stan: Cool...!
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Zev: Kai, it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. The last of the Brunnen-G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel?
Kai: It feels.. it feels... I have no feeling for it.
Kai: It feels.. it feels... I have no feeling for it.
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Zev: Is this the mortuary?
Kai: My home, for 2000 years. These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood. [all drawers look empty] Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk.
Kai: My home, for 2000 years. These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood. [all drawers look empty] Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk.
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His Divine Shadow: You cannot stop me now.
Yottskry: Yes you can. He's vulnerable.
Kai: Where are you?
Yottskry: I'm inside the Giga Shadow. You're inside the Giga Shadow. Find me. Please, find the brain!
His Divine Shadow: You're too late Kai, much too late.
Kai: We shall see. [at Squish] What's your favourite food?
Squish: [hisses]
Yottskry: Please find the brain!
Yottskry: Yes you can. He's vulnerable.
Kai: Where are you?
Yottskry: I'm inside the Giga Shadow. You're inside the Giga Shadow. Find me. Please, find the brain!
His Divine Shadow: You're too late Kai, much too late.
Kai: We shall see. [at Squish] What's your favourite food?
Squish: [hisses]
Yottskry: Please find the brain!
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His Divine Shadow: I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai, are nothing but a microbe inside me, infecting my system.
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790: Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid, moon or space station within the range of this vessel. There is absolutely nowhere for us to go. Zev, darling?
Zev: Yes?
790: Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. Shall I begin?
Zev: Yes?
790: Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. Shall I begin?
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