Lexx Quotes
Stan: Boy, this is hot.
Kai: I believe that is in part why they call this planet 'Fire'.
Stan: Oh great, so we go from the frying pan and into the Fire, huh?
Kai: I believe that is in part why they call this planet 'Fire'.
Stan: Oh great, so we go from the frying pan and into the Fire, huh?
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Xev: So.. Explain, why do you look exactly like Kai?
L. Kai: Explain why he looks like me.
Stan: Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?
L. Kai: Who do I look like?
Xev: Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.
L. Kai: Exactly.
Xev: But how can the both of you be one person?
L. Kai: I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.
L. Kai: Explain why he looks like me.
Stan: Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?
L. Kai: Who do I look like?
Xev: Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.
L. Kai: Exactly.
Xev: But how can the both of you be one person?
L. Kai: I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.
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Fifi: What's 'born'?
Stan: Well y'know, when you were born? When you're mother had ya?
Fifi: Mother...?
Stan: Oh boy, Bunny, you're a woman... Explain it to him.
Bunny: Explain what?
Stan: Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking this. Explain to him what born is. Y'know where children come from? How life begins for all of us?
Bunny: Oh, I just woke up one day and I was there! Just like everyone else.
Stan: Well y'know, when you were born? When you're mother had ya?
Fifi: Mother...?
Stan: Oh boy, Bunny, you're a woman... Explain it to him.
Bunny: Explain what?
Stan: Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking this. Explain to him what born is. Y'know where children come from? How life begins for all of us?
Bunny: Oh, I just woke up one day and I was there! Just like everyone else.
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[L. Kai and Fifi laugh together.]
Stan: What? Are you two guys on the same side now?
Fifi: You finally figured it out. Yeah, me and Kai here are playing on the same team now. Only, like he said, he's not Kai.
Stan: Who are ya?
L. Kai: Prince.
Stan: Prince who?
L. Kai: Just Prince, you know me. We've met before.
Fifi: He's my new boss.
Stan: What? Are you two guys on the same side now?
Fifi: You finally figured it out. Yeah, me and Kai here are playing on the same team now. Only, like he said, he's not Kai.
Stan: Who are ya?
L. Kai: Prince.
Stan: Prince who?
L. Kai: Just Prince, you know me. We've met before.
Fifi: He's my new boss.
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Fifi: You didn't have enough time to come down!
Xev: Correct if I was only a human being.
Fifi: You're not a human being?!
Xev: Not completely.
Stan: She's only half human!
Fifi: ...What's the other half?
Xev: Cluster lizard. [roars]
Xev: Correct if I was only a human being.
Fifi: You're not a human being?!
Xev: Not completely.
Stan: She's only half human!
Fifi: ...What's the other half?
Xev: Cluster lizard. [roars]
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Xev: The real Kai would have been a better kisser!
Stan: Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...
Xev: Are you the real Stan?
Stan: You wanna kiss me and find out?
Xev: [pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.
Stan: Aw damn.
Stan: Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...
Xev: Are you the real Stan?
Stan: You wanna kiss me and find out?
Xev: [pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.
Stan: Aw damn.
TV Show: Lexx
[Kai saves Trish]
Trish: I suppose you feel better now?
Kai: No.
Trish: Yes you do. You did your big rescue-thing on me so you feel better.
Kai: No. I do not feel.
Trish: Oh yeah I believe that. I bet you go around rescuing people, believing that you're doing them a big, giant favour and expect that they should be all happy and grateful about it. But let's face it: you don't do it for their happiness. You do it so that you can feel better yourself.
Kai: I do not feel good... I do not feel better. I am dead, and I do not feel anything - ever.
Trish: I suppose you feel better now?
Kai: No.
Trish: Yes you do. You did your big rescue-thing on me so you feel better.
Kai: No. I do not feel.
Trish: Oh yeah I believe that. I bet you go around rescuing people, believing that you're doing them a big, giant favour and expect that they should be all happy and grateful about it. But let's face it: you don't do it for their happiness. You do it so that you can feel better yourself.
Kai: I do not feel good... I do not feel better. I am dead, and I do not feel anything - ever.
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[Kai is damaged, Xev will try to help him]
Kai: First you must remove my power and control rods.
Xev: Where are your power and control rods?
Kai: [points to a bronze codpiece he's wearing] There, between my legs.
Xev: [takes a deep breath] Okay, remove the power and control rods... How?
Kai: Turn, and pull.
Kai: First you must remove my power and control rods.
Xev: Where are your power and control rods?
Kai: [points to a bronze codpiece he's wearing] There, between my legs.
Xev: [takes a deep breath] Okay, remove the power and control rods... How?
Kai: Turn, and pull.
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Xev: [working on Kai's codpiece] Does this hurt?
Kai: [squirms] No.
Stan: No, the dead don't feel pain, right?
Kai: [squirms] No.
Stan: No, the dead don't feel pain, right?
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Xev: He said to put them in the medicine slots.
Mantrid: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [inserts the last rod in Kai's protoblood slot]
Stan: That's the wrong one, what did you do that for?
Mantrid: To see what happens. I'm Mantrid!
Mantrid: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [inserts the last rod in Kai's protoblood slot]
Stan: That's the wrong one, what did you do that for?
Mantrid: To see what happens. I'm Mantrid!
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Stan: Yeah I know, I know. The dead do not feel stress.
Kai: Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.
Kai: Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.
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Captain: Sir, I must ask you... How is it that you are alive?
Kai: [weak] I am not alive.
Kai: [weak] I am not alive.
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Stan: So this Hogtown place? Is it dangerous?
Prince: No... Yes. It's not their actions that kill you, but the 'process' will certainly finish you off.
Prince: No... Yes. It's not their actions that kill you, but the 'process' will certainly finish you off.
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Prince: Perhaps you can sprout wings and fly, can you do that?
Stan: No.
Prince: No, well neither can I.
Stan: Well that's a relief.
Stan: No.
Prince: No, well neither can I.
Stan: Well that's a relief.
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Prince: As bad as I am, I always stick to my deals and I rarely ever lie. It's much more fun to tell the truth.
TV Show: Lexx
Procurer: If I may refer the commission? The claimant's statement, section three, paragraph 1-B of my procurement report.
Adjudicator: Thank you. [curious] He is not from Fire...?
Procurer: The claimant claims not to be, Adjudicator.
Adjudicatrix: I don't understand.
Prior: The claimant also claims - to be dead. Section 7, paragraph 5-A.
Adjudicatrix: Dead?
Kai: I assume that this process will inevitably lead to some sort of punishment? I request that you cut this process short, and throw me off the edge of the city.
Adjudicator: Claimants are not permitted to request punishments at this stage. The claimant must wait until the final adjudication.
Adjudicator: Thank you. [curious] He is not from Fire...?
Procurer: The claimant claims not to be, Adjudicator.
Adjudicatrix: I don't understand.
Prior: The claimant also claims - to be dead. Section 7, paragraph 5-A.
Adjudicatrix: Dead?
Kai: I assume that this process will inevitably lead to some sort of punishment? I request that you cut this process short, and throw me off the edge of the city.
Adjudicator: Claimants are not permitted to request punishments at this stage. The claimant must wait until the final adjudication.
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Xev: So, which direction do you wanna go then?
Stan: [catching his breath] I don't know. I want you to choose. That way when everything goes terribly awful, I get the satisfaction of blamin' you.
Xev: Thanks, Stan.
Stan: [catching his breath] I don't know. I want you to choose. That way when everything goes terribly awful, I get the satisfaction of blamin' you.
Xev: Thanks, Stan.
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[Stan tries to slide past a man who grabs him by the arm and pulls him down.]
Man in tunnel: (Desperate) Don't go down there.
Stan: Err... Thanks for the advice. [shouts] Xev...?
Man in tunnel: Don't go down there!
Stan: Why?
Man in tunnel: They'll hurt you. They always do!
Man in tunnel: (Desperate) Don't go down there.
Stan: Err... Thanks for the advice. [shouts] Xev...?
Man in tunnel: Don't go down there!
Stan: Why?
Man in tunnel: They'll hurt you. They always do!
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Prince: This has never happened before. This has been a most interesting time. You're the first.
Xev: The first what?
Prince: The first people to come here still living their original lives. This has been a most interesting time. A most unsettling time. A time of great possibility... And now it is time for me to die.
Xev: The first what?
Prince: The first people to come here still living their original lives. This has been a most interesting time. A most unsettling time. A time of great possibility... And now it is time for me to die.
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Adjudicatrix: Procurer, this man that you procured from the desert claims in your procurement report that he has been an assassin. Is that correct?
Procurer: That is correct, Adjudicatrix.
Kai: Once again - I request that you throw me from the edge of the city!
Adjudicatrix: Claimant. You will not progress your claim until you respect the rules and procedures by which this adjudication commission adjudicates its claims.
Kai: [louder] I withdraw ALL claims. And request that this 'commission' throw me from the edge of the city!
Procurer: That is correct, Adjudicatrix.
Kai: Once again - I request that you throw me from the edge of the city!
Adjudicatrix: Claimant. You will not progress your claim until you respect the rules and procedures by which this adjudication commission adjudicates its claims.
Kai: [louder] I withdraw ALL claims. And request that this 'commission' throw me from the edge of the city!
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Adjudicatrix: Claimant. Have you ever suffered torture? Degradation? Or other evil on this planet?
Kai: Yes, from this commission!
Adjudicator: Default! Rule one, accusations against the commission are not recordable.
Kai: Yes, from this commission!
Adjudicator: Default! Rule one, accusations against the commission are not recordable.
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Adjudicatrix: Claimant? Have you, in fact, ever assassinated anyone?
Kai: [breathless] I... have killed mothers with their babies... I have killed great philosophers, and proud young warriors... I have killed... the evil! And the good! The intelligent! The weak... and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slayed a whole room full of petty bureaucrats! [begins to sing 'Yo Way Yo']
Kai: [breathless] I... have killed mothers with their babies... I have killed great philosophers, and proud young warriors... I have killed... the evil! And the good! The intelligent! The weak... and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slayed a whole room full of petty bureaucrats! [begins to sing 'Yo Way Yo']
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Procurer: The claimant will answer the Adjudicatrix's question! Those who do not comply with the commission are subject to standard punishment number one!
Kai: What is that?
Procurer: Number one is to be thrown off the edge of the city, to their death.
Kai: I request standard punishment number one!
Adjudicator: Claimants are not allowed to request specific punishments. This commission has the sole right to adjudicate the claimant's claim.
Kai: What is that?
Procurer: Number one is to be thrown off the edge of the city, to their death.
Kai: I request standard punishment number one!
Adjudicator: Claimants are not allowed to request specific punishments. This commission has the sole right to adjudicate the claimant's claim.
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Kai: Look.. here! At my arm... Procurer, come... Come here. I think it will answer your questions.
[the procurer approaches]
Kai: Feel... along the muscle.
Procurer: What has this to do with the Adjudicators' question?
Kai: Are you afraid? I do not even have the strength to raise my arm!
[the procurer kneels and feels Kai's wrist through his sleeve]
Kai: A little higher... A little higher.
Procurer: notices something] What's that?
Kai: Squeeze it.
Procurer: I do not know if it is permitted. [to Adjudicators] Is it permitted?
'[they nod, the procurer squeezes Kai's brace and it zooms out, clutching the Adjudicator's neck]
Kai: At least the fall fixed THAT part of me.
Adjudicator: [struggling] What do you want?
Kai: I REQUEST that you throw me OFF the EDGE of the CITY!
Adjudicator: This adjudication commission hereby grants the claimant standard punishment number one. [the commission starts stamping papers]
[the procurer approaches]
Kai: Feel... along the muscle.
Procurer: What has this to do with the Adjudicators' question?
Kai: Are you afraid? I do not even have the strength to raise my arm!
[the procurer kneels and feels Kai's wrist through his sleeve]
Kai: A little higher... A little higher.
Procurer: notices something] What's that?
Kai: Squeeze it.
Procurer: I do not know if it is permitted. [to Adjudicators] Is it permitted?
'[they nod, the procurer squeezes Kai's brace and it zooms out, clutching the Adjudicator's neck]
Kai: At least the fall fixed THAT part of me.
Adjudicator: [struggling] What do you want?
Kai: I REQUEST that you throw me OFF the EDGE of the CITY!
Adjudicator: This adjudication commission hereby grants the claimant standard punishment number one. [the commission starts stamping papers]
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Rainbow: [approaches with knife] I'm going to make you better.
Stan: You don't have to make me better, I feel just fine! I feel perfectly, perfectly, perfectly, perfectly alright...!
Rainbow: No... no... no... no... no... no no... no... You have parts on you which you should feel MUCH better off without!
Stan: [high] What parts?
Rainbow: Bad parts. Dirty parts. Parts I'm going to cut away!
Stan: You don't have to make me better, I feel just fine! I feel perfectly, perfectly, perfectly, perfectly alright...!
Rainbow: No... no... no... no... no... no no... no... You have parts on you which you should feel MUCH better off without!
Stan: [high] What parts?
Rainbow: Bad parts. Dirty parts. Parts I'm going to cut away!
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Prince: The people who are condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. They are the sick, and the truly evil. They kill for the sheer pleasure they exact from the act of killing. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, but that was until you came along and made things more interesting.
Stan: Well it's absolutely not interesting for me. Not at all.
Stan: Well it's absolutely not interesting for me. Not at all.
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