Law and Order - Criminal Intent Quotes
Barek: There is ash on their forehead.
Rodgers: Frankincense. And almond oil on their lips.
Barek: Some kind of Last Rites?
Rodgers: A killer worried about their afterlife?
Logan: He should've worried about his own.
Rodgers: Frankincense. And almond oil on their lips.
Barek: Some kind of Last Rites?
Rodgers: A killer worried about their afterlife?
Logan: He should've worried about his own.
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[Logan sits down next to an old woman in a clinic.]
Logan: Hi.
Grace: Hi.
Logan: I just thought you should know you've got seeds falling out of your pocket.
Grace: Oh!
Logan: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. What you got in there?
[Grace shows him what's inside the brown paper bag on her lap.]
Logan: A parakeet!
Grace: I saw him at the pet shop on the way here. And there was something so familiar about him.
Logan: Familiar?
[Grace peers into the bag.]
Grace: I think it's my late husband.
[Logan stares at her.]
Grace: Oh, it's a young bird and doesn't know how to talk yet, so I don't know for sure.
Logan: Hi.
Grace: Hi.
Logan: I just thought you should know you've got seeds falling out of your pocket.
Grace: Oh!
Logan: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. What you got in there?
[Grace shows him what's inside the brown paper bag on her lap.]
Logan: A parakeet!
Grace: I saw him at the pet shop on the way here. And there was something so familiar about him.
Logan: Familiar?
[Grace peers into the bag.]
Grace: I think it's my late husband.
[Logan stares at her.]
Grace: Oh, it's a young bird and doesn't know how to talk yet, so I don't know for sure.
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Logan: She keeps taking money out every week until December. And the same thing happens. She stops paying, she gets sicker.
Barek: Here again, in February, when she starts paying again, she gets better.
Deakins: Someone's playing her health like a yo-yo to get money out of her.
Logan: Must be a trick you learn in nursing school.
Barek: Here again, in February, when she starts paying again, she gets better.
Deakins: Someone's playing her health like a yo-yo to get money out of her.
Logan: Must be a trick you learn in nursing school.
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[Logan and Barek sit in a car, watching crowds file up and down a residential staircase.]
Logan: Lot of foot traffic. What do you think, a bake sale?
Logan: Lot of foot traffic. What do you think, a bake sale?
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Logan: Barek. What's with you and the voodoo stuff?
Barek: I respect it. Same as any religion. They have a supreme God, and spirits that they can negotiate with. It's like my mother praying to the Virgin Mary for a girl, or my father praying to Saint Joseph for a job.
Logan: I didn't say I believe in that either.
Barek: Yeah, but still, my mother had me, and my father put three kids through school.
Logan: But voodoo?
Barek: If white people believed in voodoo, it wouldn't have the stigma it has.
Barek: I respect it. Same as any religion. They have a supreme God, and spirits that they can negotiate with. It's like my mother praying to the Virgin Mary for a girl, or my father praying to Saint Joseph for a job.
Logan: I didn't say I believe in that either.
Barek: Yeah, but still, my mother had me, and my father put three kids through school.
Logan: But voodoo?
Barek: If white people believed in voodoo, it wouldn't have the stigma it has.
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Rodgers: You alright, detective?
Logan: Hm? Yeah. I got a rash.
Rodgers: You mind if I look?
Logan: Go ahead.
[Logan's arm is covered with welts.]
Rodgers: It might be impetigo.
[She checks his forehead.]
Rodgers: You feel feverish. You want, I could examine you.
Logan: Yeah, well, maybe when I'm dead.
Logan: Hm? Yeah. I got a rash.
Rodgers: You mind if I look?
Logan: Go ahead.
[Logan's arm is covered with welts.]
Rodgers: It might be impetigo.
[She checks his forehead.]
Rodgers: You feel feverish. You want, I could examine you.
Logan: Yeah, well, maybe when I'm dead.
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[Barek watches Logan scratch his arm.]
Logan: God....
Barek: You seen a doctor yet?
Logan: Yeah, those jokers at the HMO. They tossed a coin, heads it was Lyme disease, tails it was shingles.
Barek: It started right after we saw Lydia. She warned you.
Logan: Ooooh. A spell. Listen. What I don't believe, won't hurt me.
Logan: God....
Barek: You seen a doctor yet?
Logan: Yeah, those jokers at the HMO. They tossed a coin, heads it was Lyme disease, tails it was shingles.
Barek: It started right after we saw Lydia. She warned you.
Logan: Ooooh. A spell. Listen. What I don't believe, won't hurt me.
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[Logan is reviewing homemade porn while other male detectives are gathered at the door.]
Ross: So your partner drew the short stick.
Wheeler: He's scanned over ten hours of that stuff. Something tells me it loses its charm after the s--
Ross: Wheeler, it never loses its charm.
Ross: So your partner drew the short stick.
Wheeler: He's scanned over ten hours of that stuff. Something tells me it loses its charm after the s--
Ross: Wheeler, it never loses its charm.
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Barek: Professor, you sound like you're afraid of her. You lost about 20 pounds since these pictures. Were you sick?
Lydia's ex-husband: I caught some bug, traveling in India.
Barek: Was that around the time that Lydia left? What'd she do to you?
Lydia's ex-husband: Who knows. Look, they ran tests ... all I know is that I had a rash, I started sleeping 20 hours a day, I couldn't wake up. That's when Lydia left.
[Logan looks up.]
Barek: A rash. That's how it started
Ex: Yes
Barek: Red blotches, maybe a fever.
Ex: Yes. Why?
[Barek and Logan exchange glances.]
Lydia's ex-husband: I caught some bug, traveling in India.
Barek: Was that around the time that Lydia left? What'd she do to you?
Lydia's ex-husband: Who knows. Look, they ran tests ... all I know is that I had a rash, I started sleeping 20 hours a day, I couldn't wake up. That's when Lydia left.
[Logan looks up.]
Barek: A rash. That's how it started
Ex: Yes
Barek: Red blotches, maybe a fever.
Ex: Yes. Why?
[Barek and Logan exchange glances.]
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Logan: It's a fluke.
Barek: Mike, you need to see a specialist. I know just the person you need to see.
[Cut to next scene, home of voodoo priestess.]
Barek: Mike, you need to see a specialist. I know just the person you need to see.
[Cut to next scene, home of voodoo priestess.]
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[Mama Louise hands Logan a small vial for treatment.]
Logan: That's not ground-up toadstools, is it?
Mama Louise: Is calamine lotion.
Logan: That's not ground-up toadstools, is it?
Mama Louise: Is calamine lotion.
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Mama Louise: She has no power of her own. Just tricks. She has to use his belief in her to control him.
Logan: So much for voodoo magic.
Mama Louise: Is like any other religion, detective. The magic is in the believers' faith.
Logan: So much for voodoo magic.
Mama Louise: Is like any other religion, detective. The magic is in the believers' faith.
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Barek: I'm sorry, the warrant's good for any non-traditional medicines or supplements.
Teddy: No, I need them.
Robbie: Look, just leave him alone. He's an old man.
[Robbie reaches for the bag of herbs Barek is holding.]
Logan: Hey! Hey! You making a move on my partner?
Barek: I think he did.
Robbie: [Bewildered] No, No, I just--
[Logan throws him against the counter and cuffs him.]
Logan: You definitely need to be arrested, my friend.
Teddy: No, I need them.
Robbie: Look, just leave him alone. He's an old man.
[Robbie reaches for the bag of herbs Barek is holding.]
Logan: Hey! Hey! You making a move on my partner?
Barek: I think he did.
Robbie: [Bewildered] No, No, I just--
[Logan throws him against the counter and cuffs him.]
Logan: You definitely need to be arrested, my friend.
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[As both suspects are settled in the interrogation room]
Logan: So here we are, the sorcerer and her apprentice.
Logan: So here we are, the sorcerer and her apprentice.
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Logan: C'mon. Here's a little police magic. Shazam, you're under arrest.
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Lydia: You think the last time was bad, detective? You just wait.
Logan: Well. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you go to jail.
[He waves good-bye to Lydia.]
Logan: Well. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you go to jail.
[He waves good-bye to Lydia.]
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Barek: Faith trumps science. Once again.
Logan: Nothing a little calamine lotion can't fix.
Logan: Nothing a little calamine lotion can't fix.
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Deakins: You were cleared, Mike. Anybody gives you any crap, they can talk to me.
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Logan: What, you goin'?
Barek: Yeah. Sleep. Remember?
Logan: You live all the way in Brooklyn. My place is right down the street. I'll take the couch.
[Logan grins. Barek looks at him.]
Barek: I don't believe you got a couch that big.
Logan: Yeah. Maybe not. Forget it.
Barek: Go home, Mike. On account you're not in your right head.
Barek: Yeah. Sleep. Remember?
Logan: You live all the way in Brooklyn. My place is right down the street. I'll take the couch.
[Logan grins. Barek looks at him.]
Barek: I don't believe you got a couch that big.
Logan: Yeah. Maybe not. Forget it.
Barek: Go home, Mike. On account you're not in your right head.
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Olivet: It's called Post-Traumatic Stress, Mike.
Logan: I'm so relieved it has a name.
Logan: I'm so relieved it has a name.
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Olivet: What about your colleagues?
Logan: Oh. Well. They're all very supportive.
Olivet: What do you want them to do. Take a swing at you? Is that why you tried to provoke your partner?
Logan: I killed a cop.
Olivet: Mike. You have to accept that it's possible to do all the right things and still get a bad result.
Logan: How? How do you accept that?
Logan: Oh. Well. They're all very supportive.
Olivet: What do you want them to do. Take a swing at you? Is that why you tried to provoke your partner?
Logan: I killed a cop.
Olivet: Mike. You have to accept that it's possible to do all the right things and still get a bad result.
Logan: How? How do you accept that?
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[Logan teams up with his new partner, Megan Wheeler, to investigate the death of a womanizing man who was a surgeon to the NYPD.]
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[Driving in the car on the way to the crime scene.]
Logan: Listen, we got to split the driving, 'cause cabbies make me homicidal.
Wheeler: Good.
[Long silence.]
Logan: Don't feel we got to make conversation just because we're partners, either.
Wheeler: Ditto.
Logan: Listen, we got to split the driving, 'cause cabbies make me homicidal.
Wheeler: Good.
[Long silence.]
Logan: Don't feel we got to make conversation just because we're partners, either.
Wheeler: Ditto.
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Wheeler: So you're kind of over the whole excitement over a new partner thing?
Logan: [Deadpan] This is me. Excited.
Logan: [Deadpan] This is me. Excited.
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Det. Privera: [Greets Logan] Logan. What, you're covering a road kill? You piss off your new Captain already?
Logan: Working on it. Privera, this is Wheeler. My new, uh, driver.
Logan: Working on it. Privera, this is Wheeler. My new, uh, driver.
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[Inspecting a motorcycle rider impaled on an iron fence]
Logan: Wow. Looks like his donorcycle skidded out at the wrong time, wrong place, huh?
Logan: Wow. Looks like his donorcycle skidded out at the wrong time, wrong place, huh?
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Wheeler: Death by lubricant. Think there's a message in that?
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