Justice League Quotes
Mongul: Happy birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion.
Superman: BURN![ignites Mongul with heat vision]
Superman: BURN![ignites Mongul with heat vision]
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Mongul: You know, for a moment there, I almost believed you were going to kill me. How stupid of you to hesitate like that. Not a mistake I'll make, I can assure you.
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[Mongul is ensnared by the Black Mercy]
Wonder Woman: I wonder what he's seeing.
Batman: Whatever it is, it's too good for him.
[The camera draw closer to Mongul's beaten face, who's trying to give a small, satisfied smile while low sounds of screams and explosions are heard in background]
Wonder Woman: I wonder what he's seeing.
Batman: Whatever it is, it's too good for him.
[The camera draw closer to Mongul's beaten face, who's trying to give a small, satisfied smile while low sounds of screams and explosions are heard in background]
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[All the adults have been banished from the earth, courtesy of Mordred.]
Copperhead: It was Judgment Day! And we got sent to the bad place! THE BAD PLACE!
Cheetah: [slaps him] Snap out of it, Copper.
Green Lantern: Yeah, calm down. We're probably just in another dimension.
Copperhead: [sarcastic] Oh, is that all?
Copperhead: It was Judgment Day! And we got sent to the bad place! THE BAD PLACE!
Cheetah: [slaps him] Snap out of it, Copper.
Green Lantern: Yeah, calm down. We're probably just in another dimension.
Copperhead: [sarcastic] Oh, is that all?
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[Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern have been turned into children.]
Batman: This better be temporary.
Superman: You sound weird, Whoa. So do I!
Wonder Woman: [Grinning at being the tallest] I kind of like this.
Batman: [to Green Lantern] What's the matter?
Green Lantern: I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need them again. [large, square, green glasses appear on his nose] Wow! I didn't even try to make these!
[Superman cracks up]
Batman: I hope not.
[Green Lantern strains and morphs the glasses into a mask]
Superman: Cool!
Wonder Woman: [smacks him] Will you stop messing around? We gotta find Mordred!
Batman: Bet the little punk's in there! [runs towards the castle. Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman all quickly overtake him by flying] It's not a race!
Batman: This better be temporary.
Superman: You sound weird, Whoa. So do I!
Wonder Woman: [Grinning at being the tallest] I kind of like this.
Batman: [to Green Lantern] What's the matter?
Green Lantern: I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need them again. [large, square, green glasses appear on his nose] Wow! I didn't even try to make these!
[Superman cracks up]
Batman: I hope not.
[Green Lantern strains and morphs the glasses into a mask]
Superman: Cool!
Wonder Woman: [smacks him] Will you stop messing around? We gotta find Mordred!
Batman: Bet the little punk's in there! [runs towards the castle. Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman all quickly overtake him by flying] It's not a race!
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[Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern have been turned into children, and are confronting Mordred ]
Mordred: The Justice Babies! [laughs]
Kid Batman: What are you laughing at, Precious?
Mordred: You. Mother sent you, huh? She shouldn't send a boy to do a man's job!
Mordred: The Justice Babies! [laughs]
Kid Batman: What are you laughing at, Precious?
Mordred: You. Mother sent you, huh? She shouldn't send a boy to do a man's job!
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Kid Green Lantern: I'll make a laser cannon! No! A missile launcher! Oh, oh, I know!
Kid Batman: Just pick something!
[Kid Green Lantern makes a boxing glove]
Kid Batman: Just pick something!
[Kid Green Lantern makes a boxing glove]
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[Kid Batman is having trouble with a guard, Kid Wonder Woman punches it in the leg, causing it to shatter, then catches Kid Batman as he falls.]
Kid Wonder Woman: You okay, tough guy?
Kid Batman: Let go, I'm fine! [Stalks away, pouting]
Kid Wonder Woman: You okay, tough guy?
Kid Batman: Let go, I'm fine! [Stalks away, pouting]
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[The group is thrown into a dungeon; a (toddlerized) Demon comes out.]
Kid Batman: Etrigan?
[Baby Etrigan breathes fire out of his mouth and is caught by Superman.]
Kid Batman: [to Superman] Don't hurt him!
Kid Superman: [being bitten by Etrigan] Tell him that!
Kid Batman: Etrigan?
[Baby Etrigan breathes fire out of his mouth and is caught by Superman.]
Kid Batman: [to Superman] Don't hurt him!
Kid Superman: [being bitten by Etrigan] Tell him that!
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Kid Wonder Woman: Etrigan! You stop right there. I mean it! You naughty monster. Bad, bad Etrigan! [Etrigan starts to cry. Wonder Woman picks him up] Hey little guy, it's okay, I won't hurt you.
Kid Batman: You've got to be kidding.
Kid Wonder Woman: He's just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That's all he needed.
Kid Green Lantern: [sniffs] Aww man, that ain't all he needs.
Kid Batman: Now that is a job for Superman.
Kid Batman: You've got to be kidding.
Kid Wonder Woman: He's just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That's all he needed.
Kid Green Lantern: [sniffs] Aww man, that ain't all he needs.
Kid Batman: Now that is a job for Superman.
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Kid Wonder Woman: That's ENOUGH!
Little girl: You can't tell us what to do! Your not our mom!
Kid Wonder Woman: No, but I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
Little girl: Well, what should we do?
Kid Wonder Woman: Go outside and wait for your parents. NOW! [kids groan and leave; Wonder Woman grins at Batman and leaves]
Kid Green Lantern: [to Batman] Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
Kid Batman: Shut up!
Little girl: You can't tell us what to do! Your not our mom!
Kid Wonder Woman: No, but I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
Little girl: Well, what should we do?
Kid Wonder Woman: Go outside and wait for your parents. NOW! [kids groan and leave; Wonder Woman grins at Batman and leaves]
Kid Green Lantern: [to Batman] Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
Kid Batman: Shut up!
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Kid Superman: You two, knock it off!
Child: What are you gonna do? You're just a kid!
Kid Superman: [burns the ground near them with his heat vision] I'm the kid with laser beams comin' out his eyes!
Child: What are you gonna do? You're just a kid!
Kid Superman: [burns the ground near them with his heat vision] I'm the kid with laser beams comin' out his eyes!
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Kid Wonder Woman: He's almost asleep. We can take him.
Kid Green Lantern: I'll make a lawnmower and chew him up!
Kid Batman: I say we get that amulet away from him first. We'll split up and sneak behind him; then Lantern can do his thing. But no mowers.
Kid Green Lantern: Why?
Kid Superman: Because it's stupid!
Kid Green Lantern: I'll make a lawnmower and chew him up!
Kid Batman: I say we get that amulet away from him first. We'll split up and sneak behind him; then Lantern can do his thing. But no mowers.
Kid Green Lantern: Why?
Kid Superman: Because it's stupid!
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Kid Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark. Unless I should go with you...
Kid Batman: Whatever.
Kid Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.
Kid Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?
Kid Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.
Kid Batman: Whatever![Kid Wonder Woman grabs Kid Batman's hand and pulls him after her]
Kid Superman: What's with them?
Kid Green Lantern: Man! For someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind!
Kid Superman: What?
Kid Batman: Whatever.
Kid Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.
Kid Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?
Kid Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.
Kid Batman: Whatever![Kid Wonder Woman grabs Kid Batman's hand and pulls him after her]
Kid Superman: What's with them?
Kid Green Lantern: Man! For someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind!
Kid Superman: What?
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Kid Green Lantern: I've got a plan! I'll make some giant handcuffs and--
Kid Batman: Forget it!
Kid Batman: Forget it!
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[After the League members been changed back to adults, Wonder Woman is still holding Etrigan]
Etrigan: ...Mommy.
[Wonder Woman drops Etrigan, looking somewhere between disgusted and annoyed]
Etrigan: ...Mommy.
[Wonder Woman drops Etrigan, looking somewhere between disgusted and annoyed]
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Batman: Wait, what happened to Mordred?
Morgaine le Fey: My spell gave him eternal youth. But now he has broken it, all he has is eternal life.
Morgaine le Fey: My spell gave him eternal youth. But now he has broken it, all he has is eternal life.
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Wonder Woman: Circumstances asides, it was kind of... enjoyable being a kid again.
Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
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Morgaine le Fey: [Approaches an impossibly old, feeble and senile Mordred] Did you miss Mommy? Well, don't you worry, baby, Mommy's going to take good care of you. From now on.
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[Wonder Woman is being shot at by a bank robbber who has run out of bullets and is about to throw his gun at her.]
Wonder Woman: (sarcastically) Yeah, that's gonna work.
Wonder Woman: (sarcastically) Yeah, that's gonna work.
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Wonder Woman: What's wrong with people, J'onn? Hostility is their answer to everything!
Martian Manhunter: You're not one to talk of late.
Wonder Woman: What's that supposed to mean?
Martian Manhunter: Diana, you and I have both been affected by our time among humans. It's important that we keep ourselves in check.
Wonder Woman: First of all, those thugs back there got exactly what they had coming. As did that band of mercenaries last week. And those creatures from the Decoran Nebula - they weren't misunderstood! They thought we were food!
Martian Manhunter: You're not one to talk of late.
Wonder Woman: What's that supposed to mean?
Martian Manhunter: Diana, you and I have both been affected by our time among humans. It's important that we keep ourselves in check.
Wonder Woman: First of all, those thugs back there got exactly what they had coming. As did that band of mercenaries last week. And those creatures from the Decoran Nebula - they weren't misunderstood! They thought we were food!
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Hank: Fine mess here, Don.
Don: Talk to them, you speak Neanderthal!
Hank: I think they're done talking.
Don: This is ridiculous! Just because I disagree with you doesn't make me unpatriotic.
Frat Boy: No, you bein' a bleedin' heart punk makes you unpatriotic!
Hank: Actually, I gotta agree with him on that one.
Don: Talk to them, you speak Neanderthal!
Hank: I think they're done talking.
Don: This is ridiculous! Just because I disagree with you doesn't make me unpatriotic.
Frat Boy: No, you bein' a bleedin' heart punk makes you unpatriotic!
Hank: Actually, I gotta agree with him on that one.
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Don: Look, we got off on the wrong foot. Don't you think we could find plenty of things we all have in common if we just tried?
Frat Boy: [ Pauses for a moment looking slightly puzzled] ...No!
Don: Hank, say something!
Hank: [punches one of the frat boys and gives Don a look] Preemptive strike.
Frat Boy: [ Pauses for a moment looking slightly puzzled] ...No!
Don: Hank, say something!
Hank: [punches one of the frat boys and gives Don a look] Preemptive strike.
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[ Hawk and Dove find themselves in a barroom brawl]
Dove: Oh, you so wanted to do this!
Hawk: Don't blame me! You're the one who couldn't keep your trap shut!
Dove: Oh, you so wanted to do this!
Hawk: Don't blame me! You're the one who couldn't keep your trap shut!
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Hawk: Why not just let them obliterate each other? If people can't control their own country, they don't deserve to have one.
Dove: Way to oversimplify. These folks live in poverty, and when you have so little, it's easy to be swayed into blaming your neighbour. Almost all aggression can be cured with education.
Hawk: Yeah? Then how come some of the best-educated guys in the world work at the Pentagon?
Dove: Way to oversimplify. These folks live in poverty, and when you have so little, it's easy to be swayed into blaming your neighbour. Almost all aggression can be cured with education.
Hawk: Yeah? Then how come some of the best-educated guys in the world work at the Pentagon?
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Hawk: There's no one inside that thing! How do you fight that?
Wonder Woman: You hit it 'til it breaks.
Wonder Woman: You hit it 'til it breaks.
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Ares: I think like a South Kasnian?! Has it even entered your skull that they think like South Kasnians?! And you'd better start thinking that way, too, if you want there to be a Northerner left in this rat-infested dirt heap you call a country! All any of you mortals are good for is to slaughter one another! To fight and fight until the bones of your enemies are strewn across the battlefield, only to rise again in the next generation, like a well-tended crop! That's what the Annihilator is for! But nooo, you're using it to play tag!
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[Hawk attempts to kidnap the South Kasnian leader]
Hawk: Ever run away from home? It's fun; you'll love it. [Grabs leader out of bed] Brother and I used to do it all the time. 'Cept, he'd always wuss out and run home to Mama...
Hawk: Ever run away from home? It's fun; you'll love it. [Grabs leader out of bed] Brother and I used to do it all the time. 'Cept, he'd always wuss out and run home to Mama...
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(Hawk is watching many Kasnians fighting and blowing things up)
Hawk: I see Don's social skills had their usual effect...
Hawk: I see Don's social skills had their usual effect...
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Hawk: Anybody wanna give me a clue what just happened?
Wonder Woman: Sometimes, it takes more strength not to fight.
Wonder Woman: Sometimes, it takes more strength not to fight.
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