iCarly Quotes
[Spencer just shattered his goldfish bowl]
Spencer: SWIMMY!
Freddie: I thought that was Brock!
Spencer: BROCK!
Spencer: SWIMMY!
Freddie: I thought that was Brock!
Spencer: BROCK!
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Spencer: Okay, you're lying. What makes you lie?
Freddie: I'm not lying.
Spencer: Yeah, you are. Feel like a big boy, telling your big boy lies?
Freddie: Spencer!
Spencer: Yes, little Larry Lies-a-Lot?
Freddie: I'm not lying.
Spencer: Yeah, you are. Feel like a big boy, telling your big boy lies?
Freddie: Spencer!
Spencer: Yes, little Larry Lies-a-Lot?
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Carly: Are you ready, Nevel?
Nevel: [sarcastically] Yes, my heart is pounding.
Sam: Good, maybe it'll explode.
Nevel: I didn't come here to be insulted.
Nevel: [sarcastically] Yes, my heart is pounding.
Sam: Good, maybe it'll explode.
Nevel: I didn't come here to be insulted.
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(first lines of the series)
Principal Franklin: (laughs at the paper he is holding, until Ms. Briggs enters the room. He stops and puts the paper down)
Ms. Briggs: Carly? Get in here right now. (snaps her fingers twice, and Carly enters)
Principal Franklin: Have a seat. (she does) So...I understand you put some flyers up all over the school.
Carly': Yes. I did.
Ms. Briggs: Why would you photodock my head onto the body of a rhinoceros?!?
Carly: Well, I-
Principal Franklin: Rhinoceros? Oh, no no no. She made you a hippopotamus.
Carly: No, no. She's a rhinoceros. A hippo has wider thighs and a wider sound.
Ms. Briggs: OH, does it matter?
Principal Franklin: (laughs at the paper he is holding, until Ms. Briggs enters the room. He stops and puts the paper down)
Ms. Briggs: Carly? Get in here right now. (snaps her fingers twice, and Carly enters)
Principal Franklin: Have a seat. (she does) So...I understand you put some flyers up all over the school.
Carly': Yes. I did.
Ms. Briggs: Why would you photodock my head onto the body of a rhinoceros?!?
Carly: Well, I-
Principal Franklin: Rhinoceros? Oh, no no no. She made you a hippopotamus.
Carly: No, no. She's a rhinoceros. A hippo has wider thighs and a wider sound.
Ms. Briggs: OH, does it matter?
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Carly: You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Sam: Which is why you are my best friend!
Carly: Good to know. Now, why are you mine?
Sam: Because I'm a lovable person! [pushes kid into his locker]
Sam: Which is why you are my best friend!
Carly: Good to know. Now, why are you mine?
Sam: Because I'm a lovable person! [pushes kid into his locker]
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Freddie: Oh, sure! Everyone jokes about the white balance 'til the skin tones go magenta!
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Carly: Freddie, were you just looking out your peephole waiting for me to come home?
Freddie: (laughs) No!
Carly: Freddie...
Freddie: Yes.
Freddie: (laughs) No!
Carly: Freddie...
Freddie: Yes.
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Freddie: I am over it! I'm in love with you and you just wanna be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.
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Freddie: I think Carly's spaghetti is great.
Sam: Then why don't you put some down your pants?
Sam: Then why don't you put some down your pants?
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Freddie: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Sam: Hasn't life already penalized you enough?
[Carly sprays Sam with water bottle]
Carly: That's for being mean.
Sam: It was worth it.
Sam: Hasn't life already penalized you enough?
[Carly sprays Sam with water bottle]
Carly: That's for being mean.
Sam: It was worth it.
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Ms. Briggs: Today, we have a special treat.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Spelling Bee?
Ms. Briggs: Quiet, Gibby! Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?
Ms. Briggs: Gibby!
Gibby: [raising his hand] Spelling Bee?
Ms. Briggs: Quiet, Gibby! Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?
Ms. Briggs: Gibby!
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Carly/Spencer: [of the multiple boys in the apartment Carly/Spencer will end up dancing with in a dream] I don't know what's going on here...but I think I like it.
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Jake: So, your older brother is actually shaped like that?
Carly: No, no, he has a head.
Carly: No, no, he has a head.
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Carly: When it comes to the part when Jake was supposed to sing, we'll just improvise and talk about something funny.
Sam: Like Freddie's haircut.
Freddie: [singsong voice] I heard that!
Sam: [singsong voice] You were supposed to!
Sam: Like Freddie's haircut.
Freddie: [singsong voice] I heard that!
Sam: [singsong voice] You were supposed to!
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Carly: But oh my god, he's so hot I wanna bake cookies on him!
Sam: I'd eat those cookies.
Sam: I'd eat those cookies.
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Sam: Tell me everything!
Carly: He said we should hang out sometime!
[Girlish screams; teacher walks by]
Carly: [fake tone] Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework.
Sam: Yes. More homework and more discipline.
Carly: Yes discipline is a priority in...
[Carly and Sam watch teacher leave; they scream loud, girlish screams again]
Carly: He said we should hang out sometime!
[Girlish screams; teacher walks by]
Carly: [fake tone] Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework.
Sam: Yes. More homework and more discipline.
Carly: Yes discipline is a priority in...
[Carly and Sam watch teacher leave; they scream loud, girlish screams again]
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Sam: If it's Freddie's mom, don't answer it.
Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be... yeah, don't.
Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be... yeah, don't.
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Spencer: All right, don't worry too much about this yet, just...go do your homework or something.
Carly: Kay.
Spencer: I mean...YOU GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
Carly: Yes, sir!
Spencer: And just say no!
Carly: Always!
Spencer: And stay in school!
Carly: Maybe!
Carly: Kay.
Spencer: I mean...YOU GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
Carly: Yes, sir!
Spencer: And just say no!
Carly: Always!
Spencer: And stay in school!
Carly: Maybe!
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Carly: Doorbell.
Sam: Smells like your granddad. [to Freddie] You smell like garbage.
Freddie: Your butt's shaped like a ham.
Sam: Smells like your granddad. [to Freddie] You smell like garbage.
Freddie: Your butt's shaped like a ham.
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Carly: I wanna stay here in Seattle with Spencer!
Granddad: Spencer needs to learn how to take care of himself before he can take care of a child.
Carly: I'm not a child! I'm just young and short.
Granddad: Spencer needs to learn how to take care of himself before he can take care of a child.
Carly: I'm not a child! I'm just young and short.
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Mrs. Benson: I was in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie!
Freddie: I don't have ticks!
Mrs. Benson: They hide in your leg hair.
Freddie: I don't have leg hair!
Mrs. Benson: Which worries me deeply!
Freddie: I don't have ticks!
Mrs. Benson: They hide in your leg hair.
Freddie: I don't have leg hair!
Mrs. Benson: Which worries me deeply!
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Spencer: [answers phone] Hello? No, Freddie's not here, Mrs. Benson. I don't know when I grew leg hair! I gotta go!
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Spencer: Here. [hands Granddad a piece of paper]
Granddad: What's this?
Spencer: Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly. I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...
Granddad: She has allergies?
Spencer: Yes. These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...
Granddad: Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?
Spencer: No, there's a distinction. This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science. These are the vitamins that she needs to take every day. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.
Granddad: Why?
Spencer: Dinosaurs are cool. Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.
Carly: What?
Spencer: [in normal voice] Nothing.
Granddad: What's this?
Spencer: Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly. I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...
Granddad: She has allergies?
Spencer: Yes. These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...
Granddad: Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?
Spencer: No, there's a distinction. This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science. These are the vitamins that she needs to take every day. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.
Granddad: Why?
Spencer: Dinosaurs are cool. Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.
Carly: What?
Spencer: [in normal voice] Nothing.
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Sam: So...who's gonna take the blame when I put live lobsters in the trunk of Mrs. Briggs' car?
Carly: ...Will you at least try to stay out of trouble?
Sam: No.
Carly: ...Will you at least try to stay out of trouble?
Sam: No.
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Freddie: And what did he mean, you'd rue the day?
Sam: Yeah, what does rue mean?
Carly: No one knows!
Spencer: I got it, right here. Roux: "a mixture of fat and flour used to make sauces and soups."
Sam: ...Nevel called you a fat flower?
Sam: Yeah, what does rue mean?
Carly: No one knows!
Spencer: I got it, right here. Roux: "a mixture of fat and flour used to make sauces and soups."
Sam: ...Nevel called you a fat flower?
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Mrs. Papperman: You just go to your room and write an honest review of Carly's web show!
Carly: Which you said you love.
Sam: A lot!
Freddie: Yeah, Papperman!
Mrs. Papperman: Go on...
Nevel: (to Carly) Can I call you?
Carly: (instantly) GET OUT OF HERE!
Nevel: (Freddie and Sam sneeze on him) GERMS! (he runs out of the room)
Mrs. Papperman: ...Tapenade?
Carly: Oooooh, and those little crackers.
Carly: Which you said you love.
Sam: A lot!
Freddie: Yeah, Papperman!
Mrs. Papperman: Go on...
Nevel: (to Carly) Can I call you?
Carly: (instantly) GET OUT OF HERE!
Nevel: (Freddie and Sam sneeze on him) GERMS! (he runs out of the room)
Mrs. Papperman: ...Tapenade?
Carly: Oooooh, and those little crackers.
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