iCarly Quotes
Sam: Use your face and body to protect me.
Gibby: Ah, like a human shield.
Sam: I was gonna say bullet monkey, but whatever tickles your peach.
Gibby: Ah, like a human shield.
Sam: I was gonna say bullet monkey, but whatever tickles your peach.
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[A Rabbi walks through the school halls]
Gibby: There's Spencer with a fake beard!
[Sam fires a paint ball at the rabbi]
Rabbi: OY!
Teacher: Rabbi Goldman!
Sam: [to Gibby] That was a real rabbi!
Gibby: I didn't know! I don't have cable!
Gibby: There's Spencer with a fake beard!
[Sam fires a paint ball at the rabbi]
Rabbi: OY!
Teacher: Rabbi Goldman!
Sam: [to Gibby] That was a real rabbi!
Gibby: I didn't know! I don't have cable!
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Freddie: Carly, don't go!
Carly: [referring to Mrs. Benson] She's beating me with your underwear!
Carly: [referring to Mrs. Benson] She's beating me with your underwear!
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Sam: Remember two years ago when I dated that guy Eric Moseby–- kid with the big nose?
Freddie: Sure, Noseby Moseby.
Sam: Uh-huh. And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying, "Get away from me, or I'll kill you"? And then he bought me a subscription to the Bacons of the World Club, and then boom, I thought I was in love with the guy?
Freddie: I'm listening.
Sam: I was never in love with him; I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month...like a beautiful greasy dream.
Freddie: I doubt that bacon can make you think you're in love with someone.
Sam: You ever had Bolivian bacon?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It changes you.
Freddie: Sure, Noseby Moseby.
Sam: Uh-huh. And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying, "Get away from me, or I'll kill you"? And then he bought me a subscription to the Bacons of the World Club, and then boom, I thought I was in love with the guy?
Freddie: I'm listening.
Sam: I was never in love with him; I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month...like a beautiful greasy dream.
Freddie: I doubt that bacon can make you think you're in love with someone.
Sam: You ever had Bolivian bacon?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It changes you.
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Freddie: You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple.
Sam: Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood.
Sam: Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood.
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Freddie: I just said, "Oh."
Carly: No, you said it like you were at a raffle, and you won a prize, and then you found out that the prize was just a can of soup, so you go, "Oh."
Freddie: You know I like you way better than most soups.
Carly: No, you said it like you were at a raffle, and you won a prize, and then you found out that the prize was just a can of soup, so you go, "Oh."
Freddie: You know I like you way better than most soups.
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[Freddie retreats after Carly kisses him]
Carly: Wow... you seriously don't want to kiss me. Why?
Freddie: 'Cause ... I'm just bacon!
Carly: You're bacon?
Freddie: Foreign bacon!
Carly: Did that taco truck hit you in your brain?!
Carly: Wow... you seriously don't want to kiss me. Why?
Freddie: 'Cause ... I'm just bacon!
Carly: You're bacon?
Freddie: Foreign bacon!
Carly: Did that taco truck hit you in your brain?!
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Carly: Well, I'm standing here with my lips all glossed up, and you're treating me like I'm your icky cousin Amanda.
Freddie: Amanda is disgusting.
Freddie: Amanda is disgusting.
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iCarly Fan: Okay, I dare Sam to get arrested.
Carly: Nope, uh-uh.
Sam: Been there, done that.
Carly: Nope, uh-uh.
Sam: Been there, done that.
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Freddie: Mom, what are you spraying me with?
Mrs. Benson: An anti-bacterial body spray for boys.
Freddie: Where do you find this stuff?
Mrs. Benson: At sprayyourchildren.com.
Mrs. Benson: An anti-bacterial body spray for boys.
Freddie: Where do you find this stuff?
Mrs. Benson: At sprayyourchildren.com.
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Freddie: Carly and Sam aren't freaks!
[Mrs. Benson looks at Freddie in disbelief]
Freddie: Carly's not a freak!
[Mrs. Benson looks at Freddie in disbelief]
Freddie: Carly's not a freak!
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Female Student: Is it true you're gonna be Batman in the next movie?
Freddie: Uh, yeah, sure, spread that rumor around.
Freddie: Uh, yeah, sure, spread that rumor around.
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Freddie: (as he enters the elevator) What did I do...? (the view cuts to outside the apartment)WHAT DID I DO???????????
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Carly: AND NOW!
Sam: We take our buckets...
Carly: And do THIS! (she and Sam both drop their foamy water on a laptop) And that's the PROPER way...
Sam: To clean your parents' laptop!
Sam: We take our buckets...
Carly: And do THIS! (she and Sam both drop their foamy water on a laptop) And that's the PROPER way...
Sam: To clean your parents' laptop!
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Spencer: Hey, have you ever tried Oystamato?
Carly: No.
Spencer: WORST DRINK EVER! It's a blend of tomato juice and oyster juice.
Carly: You hate tomatoes AND oysters.
Spencer: I know.
Carly: So, what made you think you'd like a blend of their juices?
Spencer: I didn't think it through.
Carly: No.
Spencer: WORST DRINK EVER! It's a blend of tomato juice and oyster juice.
Carly: You hate tomatoes AND oysters.
Spencer: I know.
Carly: So, what made you think you'd like a blend of their juices?
Spencer: I didn't think it through.
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Carly: You never told him that you dropped out of law school?
Spencer: Daddy's very busy!
Spencer: Daddy's very busy!
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Carly: I smashed a window and fled from our space pod.
Spencer: Aw.
Carly: Blanton said if I did that up in outer space, my eyes would've been sucked out of my head and that'd be bad for his business.
Spencer: He has a point.
Spencer: Aw.
Carly: Blanton said if I did that up in outer space, my eyes would've been sucked out of my head and that'd be bad for his business.
Spencer: He has a point.
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Spencer: Where's the flyswatter?
Carly: I threw it away!
Spencer: Why?
Carly: Because it's not nice to kill things!
Carly: I threw it away!
Spencer: Why?
Carly: Because it's not nice to kill things!
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Carly: When do we go to the bathroom?
Freddie: That is up to your bladder.
Spencer: Do girls have bladders?
Carly: No, we store pee in our feet.
Spencer: Don't joke about urine!
Freddie: That is up to your bladder.
Spencer: Do girls have bladders?
Carly: No, we store pee in our feet.
Spencer: Don't joke about urine!
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(after Guppy is dropped off at the loft)
Spencer: Gibby, I found the measuring tape. Who was at the door? (sees Guppy with his shirt off) AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!
Spencer: Gibby, I found the measuring tape. Who was at the door? (sees Guppy with his shirt off) AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!
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Gibby: (reading Spencer's note to him) "Gibby and Guppy." (Guppy starts to take his shirt off) Shirt down. (he pulls it back down) "I went to buy supplies to fix the kitchen. If you want breakfast, there's food pockets in the freezer. After you microwave them, be sure to wait two minutes before eating. I cannot stress that enough!" (Guppy looks at him questioned)
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Nora: So, which photo of myself do you guys think I should use on my SplashFace page? Side smile, or ponytail?
Sam: I don't know, Nora...
Carly: The one on the left's cute, but the one on the right really captures your INNER INSANITY!!!!!
Nora: You really think this one makes me look cute?
Sam: I don't know, Nora...
Carly: The one on the left's cute, but the one on the right really captures your INNER INSANITY!!!!!
Nora: You really think this one makes me look cute?
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