Frisky Dingo Quotes
Hooper/Sinn: You, Awesome X, are now my prisoner.
Awesome X: Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.
Hooper/Sinn: Deceptacles.
[All Deceptacle point guns at Awesome X]
Awesome X: You know...
Deceptacle: [taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...
Awesome X: That's why I never let y'all have a song.
Awesome X: Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.
Hooper/Sinn: Deceptacles.
[All Deceptacle point guns at Awesome X]
Awesome X: You know...
Deceptacle: [taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...
Awesome X: That's why I never let y'all have a song.
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Dottie: [Dottie's hair is comming off in clumps] How do you expect to win this debate if you're not prepared?
Killface: Well, how do you expect me to prepare with you sloughing off fuzz like a new towel?
Killface: Well, how do you expect me to prepare with you sloughing off fuzz like a new towel?
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Interviewer: There's no record of you ever working for the Department of Labor.
Wendell: Well, duh! I was on loan from the CIA.
Interviewer: Yeah, we contacted them too, and they won't confirm or deny your story.
Wendell: That's the beauty of it--nobody knows if I worked there or not.
Wendell: Well, duh! I was on loan from the CIA.
Interviewer: Yeah, we contacted them too, and they won't confirm or deny your story.
Wendell: That's the beauty of it--nobody knows if I worked there or not.
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Wendell: So, yeah. This is, uh... I'm undercover.
Killface: Undercover for what?
Dottie: Uh, aiy... Wendell's volunteered to look into some new fundraising avenues.
Wendell: Yeeeep! Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!
Killface: Operation WHAT?
[Wendell drives off on moped, crashing into glass]
Killface: Wendell!
Wendell: Oi!
Killface: I...don't have a great feeling about this.
Dottie: Oh, grow up. Do you know how many American politicians are funded by the Neo-Nazis?
Killface: Wh...shut up.
Dottie: My God, there's Congressman [bleep], and Senator [bleep], not to mention Vice-[bleep] [bleep].
[Cut to talking head]
Killface: Going to bleep those, I hope.
Killface: Undercover for what?
Dottie: Uh, aiy... Wendell's volunteered to look into some new fundraising avenues.
Wendell: Yeeeep! Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!
Killface: Operation WHAT?
[Wendell drives off on moped, crashing into glass]
Killface: Wendell!
Wendell: Oi!
Killface: I...don't have a great feeling about this.
Dottie: Oh, grow up. Do you know how many American politicians are funded by the Neo-Nazis?
Killface: Wh...shut up.
Dottie: My God, there's Congressman [bleep], and Senator [bleep], not to mention Vice-[bleep] [bleep].
[Cut to talking head]
Killface: Going to bleep those, I hope.
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Interviewer: So you and Ronnie... A little history?
Xander Crews: A little bit, yeah... [Flashback to Ronnie preparing to rape Xander in season 1] Which... Not what I call making love. I'd call it "The Shame-spear... of... hurt".
Xander Crews: A little bit, yeah... [Flashback to Ronnie preparing to rape Xander in season 1] Which... Not what I call making love. I'd call it "The Shame-spear... of... hurt".
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Awesome X: We need to go warn Killface.
Ronnie: But why to help not only mortal enemy, but also political opponent?
Awesome X: Not that it's any of your business, but...I have no plausible explanation.
Ronnie: But why to help not only mortal enemy, but also political opponent?
Awesome X: Not that it's any of your business, but...I have no plausible explanation.
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Killface: How about this: vote for me, or I push this dung heap of a planet smack into the sun!
Dottie: Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!
[Killface shoots her in the head]
Killface: Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.
Dottie: Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!
[Killface shoots her in the head]
Killface: Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.
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Awesome X: [flying through air with Ronnie on his back] Quit grinding your fucking dick on me!
Ronnie: I cannot find comfort.
Awesome X: How about finding Killface's house?
Ronnie: Okay, but first, guess what.
Awesome X: What?
Ronnie: I feel like hobbit...on eagle.
Awesome X: Well, that's great, Ronnie...
Ronnie: Oh, Bilbo Baggins.
Awesome X: [fuel gauge on wrist reads empty] ...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]
Ronnie: I cannot find comfort.
Awesome X: How about finding Killface's house?
Ronnie: Okay, but first, guess what.
Awesome X: What?
Ronnie: I feel like hobbit...on eagle.
Awesome X: Well, that's great, Ronnie...
Ronnie: Oh, Bilbo Baggins.
Awesome X: [fuel gauge on wrist reads empty] ...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]
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Wendell: This must be the right place then, 'cause I am lookin' at two right now. Ah-ooga, I'm kidding. Did you guys bring the stuff?
Awesome X: Stuff...
Wendell: Wait a minute, Gary sent you guys, right?
Awesome X: Oh, Gary! [nudging Ronnie]
Ronnie: Gary, you mean G-Money. We know that guy. Sent us here.
Awesome X: To you, from...somewhere else.
Wendell: Well then...[revving scooter] get on the scooter!
Awesome X: Stuff...
Wendell: Wait a minute, Gary sent you guys, right?
Awesome X: Oh, Gary! [nudging Ronnie]
Ronnie: Gary, you mean G-Money. We know that guy. Sent us here.
Awesome X: To you, from...somewhere else.
Wendell: Well then...[revving scooter] get on the scooter!
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Xander: I can't go to a presidential debate dressed like this.
Wendell: Ya, you kinda look like a boob
Xander: You have boobs. Snap.
Ronnie: Baby's lunch bag.
Wendell: Yum yum yum yum yum
Ronnie: Eat that lunch baby
Wendell: Ya, you kinda look like a boob
Xander: You have boobs. Snap.
Ronnie: Baby's lunch bag.
Wendell: Yum yum yum yum yum
Ronnie: Eat that lunch baby
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Xander: I should have a tuxedo there. [Cut to Xander in front of mansion, wearing tuxedo t-shirt] ...or this poly-cotton suckfest!
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Clerk: You wanna watch while I call the police?
Wendell: No, wait, I got some money down here in my sock.
Xander: See, he's got sock money.
Wendell: But...
Ronnie: [with ice cream] Here, you lick...with tongue.
Wendell: [with Awesome X mask and gun] You got change for a .38?! [Shoots clerk five times]
Xander: What the fuck, Wendell?!
Wendell: Wendell X.
Wendell: No, wait, I got some money down here in my sock.
Xander: See, he's got sock money.
Wendell: But...
Ronnie: [with ice cream] Here, you lick...with tongue.
Wendell: [with Awesome X mask and gun] You got change for a .38?! [Shoots clerk five times]
Xander: What the fuck, Wendell?!
Wendell: Wendell X.
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Grace: [whispering] Psst, Xander.
Killface: Wave to Newslady. [Lamont waves and chirps]
Grace: Hey, you.
Killface: Wave to Newslady. [Lamont waves and chirps]
Grace: Hey, you.
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Antagone: Come, my chitinous friend. Your mistress summons you from the briny deep.
Watley: Ka-Kow!
Watley: Ka-Kow!
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Carter: First question, both candidates--Article Two of the Constitution.
Xander: The what?
Killface: Um... [Lamont quacks]
Xander: Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!
Killface: Is that the one about tariffs?
Carter: No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.
Killface: Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.
Xander: And I'm only 33.
Carter: So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?
Xander: The what?
Killface: Um... [Lamont quacks]
Xander: Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!
Killface: Is that the one about tariffs?
Carter: No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.
Killface: Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.
Xander: And I'm only 33.
Carter: So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?
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Interviewer: And they are good looking slacks. Are they stain resistant?
Killface: Well, I certianly hope so.
Interviewer: And why's that?
Killface: [shoots Interviewer] ...Because my bird is dead. And now I really shall destroy this VILE PLANET! [Shoots camera]
Killface: Well, I certianly hope so.
Interviewer: And why's that?
Killface: [shoots Interviewer] ...Because my bird is dead. And now I really shall destroy this VILE PLANET! [Shoots camera]
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Hooper/Sinn: Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...
Watley: Hi!
Sinn: And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--
(Valerie growls and Antagone steps over with a cackle)
Sinn: Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
Xander: (watching in office) God...damn it.
Sinn: Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...
Taqu'il: (watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)
Stan: And/or ka-kow!
Sinn: Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.
(Network turns back to stock car race)
Killface: How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...
Watley: Hi!
Sinn: And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--
(Valerie growls and Antagone steps over with a cackle)
Sinn: Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
Xander: (watching in office) God...damn it.
Sinn: Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...
Taqu'il: (watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)
Stan: And/or ka-kow!
Sinn: Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.
(Network turns back to stock car race)
Killface: How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...
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Deceptacle #1: All this time we thought you were this super cool dude Hooper, who just happened to have great tits!
Deceptacle #2: When really, you're some other dude who just happens to have great tits!
Sinn: I'm a woman! Idiots...
Deceptacle #2: When really, you're some other dude who just happens to have great tits!
Sinn: I'm a woman! Idiots...
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Doctor: So listen. I can't give you an okay to...
Xander: Stand those pants up.
Doctor: ...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant doomsday device.
Xander: Well, not with that attitude!
Doctor: Remember when Killface punched you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential Debate (Turns on X-ray of Xander's spine)
Xander: Uh, vaguely, yeah.
Doctor: Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae, so... you ever see Hooper?
Xander: Yeah, that robot with the big tits!
Doctor: No, but that sounds awesome.
Xander: It is!
Doctor: I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard-living stuntman.
Xander: That sounds awesome.
Doctor: It is. Anyway, one more impact to the neck, and you'll be paralyzed.
Xander: My third-greatest fear!
Doctor: Same basic plot as in the movie.
Xander: God, that sounds awesome.
Doctor: It is.
Xander: But who's gonna stop Hooper?
Doctor: Well, it's already out on DVD.
Xander: No, I mean the robot with the big tits.
Doctor: Really sounds awesome.
Xander: It is.
Doctor: Anyway...
(Wendell, dressed in Awesome X top, delivers a flying kick to the Doctor)
Wendell: I actually have some thoughts on that.
Doctor: Oh my God, now my neck's broken!
Xander: Stand those pants up.
Doctor: ...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant doomsday device.
Xander: Well, not with that attitude!
Doctor: Remember when Killface punched you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential Debate (Turns on X-ray of Xander's spine)
Xander: Uh, vaguely, yeah.
Doctor: Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae, so... you ever see Hooper?
Xander: Yeah, that robot with the big tits!
Doctor: No, but that sounds awesome.
Xander: It is!
Doctor: I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard-living stuntman.
Xander: That sounds awesome.
Doctor: It is. Anyway, one more impact to the neck, and you'll be paralyzed.
Xander: My third-greatest fear!
Doctor: Same basic plot as in the movie.
Xander: God, that sounds awesome.
Doctor: It is.
Xander: But who's gonna stop Hooper?
Doctor: Well, it's already out on DVD.
Xander: No, I mean the robot with the big tits.
Doctor: Really sounds awesome.
Xander: It is.
Doctor: Anyway...
(Wendell, dressed in Awesome X top, delivers a flying kick to the Doctor)
Wendell: I actually have some thoughts on that.
Doctor: Oh my God, now my neck's broken!
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Wendell: What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Xander: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! : : crash: :
Wendell: Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Xander: Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Wendell: Still though...
Xander: Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Wendell: Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
Xander: And I hate for you to go up there and...
Wendell: I get it.
Xander: ...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell: Wow.
Xander: Yeah.
Wendell: You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Muffin Top X!
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Xander: Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Wendell: Really?
Xander: Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Wendell: Um...
Xander: Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
Wendell: You gonna...
Xander: I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Wendell: Oh my god...
Xander: But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Wendell: Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Xander: Well...your words.
Xander: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! : : crash: :
Wendell: Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Xander: Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Wendell: Still though...
Xander: Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Wendell: Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
Xander: And I hate for you to go up there and...
Wendell: I get it.
Xander: ...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell: Wow.
Xander: Yeah.
Wendell: You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Muffin Top X!
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Xander: Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Wendell: Really?
Xander: Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Wendell: Um...
Xander: Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
Wendell: You gonna...
Xander: I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Wendell: Oh my god...
Xander: But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Wendell: Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Xander: Well...your words.
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Killface: I want to meet this hobbit of yours--Bobo T. Baggins. [pause] Oh my God, I just got that! I think I'm gonna throw up!
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(Antagone is gloating about her soon to be born "chitinous spawn")
Sinn: You know, I'm REALLY starting to re-think this whole "Sisterhood of Chaos" thing...
Val: What?
Sinn: Oh, not you!
Val: Yeah, cause I'm, like, totally charming!
Sinn: TOTALLY! (Antagone cackles again) Her, though...
Val: Worse than Dane Cook.
Sinn: You know, I'm REALLY starting to re-think this whole "Sisterhood of Chaos" thing...
Val: What?
Sinn: Oh, not you!
Val: Yeah, cause I'm, like, totally charming!
Sinn: TOTALLY! (Antagone cackles again) Her, though...
Val: Worse than Dane Cook.
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[baby kicks in Antagone's womb]
Deceptatacle #1: Whoa! Oh my god, that is adorable!
Antagone: He's really getting worked up!
Deceptatacle #2: Oh yeah, definitely some activity down here.
Antagone: Can you see him, is he crowning?
Deceptatacle #2: I don't know or care what that means.
Antagone: He's gonna come soon, I can feel it!
Deceptatacle #2: You can feel that?
Deceptatacle #1: Whoa! Oh my god, that is adorable!
Antagone: He's really getting worked up!
Deceptatacle #2: Oh yeah, definitely some activity down here.
Antagone: Can you see him, is he crowning?
Deceptatacle #2: I don't know or care what that means.
Antagone: He's gonna come soon, I can feel it!
Deceptatacle #2: You can feel that?
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Xander: Mmm, yeah I'm gonna pass... on that... because it is retarded! Wendell!
Wendell: Yes?
Xander: Go kill that baby, buddy.
Scientist: Now there's a movie I haven't seen.
Xander: Uhh Vera Drake?
Scientist: Didn't see it.
Xander: It's... for an abortion movie? Pretty funny.
Scientist: Let's rent it.
Xander: Done! All abort! Toot toot!
Wendell: Yes?
Xander: Go kill that baby, buddy.
Scientist: Now there's a movie I haven't seen.
Xander: Uhh Vera Drake?
Scientist: Didn't see it.
Xander: It's... for an abortion movie? Pretty funny.
Scientist: Let's rent it.
Xander: Done! All abort! Toot toot!
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Killface: Son of a filthy, fat-titted whore! (Simon mumbles) Oh, piss on the swear jar!
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Deceptacle #1: Who the hell was that?
Deceptacle #2: That's Steve, from machete squad.
Deceptacle #3: We have a machete squad?
Deceptacle #2: Yeah, that guy Steve's on it.
Deceptacle #2: That's Steve, from machete squad.
Deceptacle #3: We have a machete squad?
Deceptacle #2: Yeah, that guy Steve's on it.
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Deceptacle #1: All right, let me get this straight. You're saying that Steve guy and the crab-man killed Sinn.
Val: Yeah, then put me in her armor to make it look like I did it...
Deceptacle #2: Damn, that Steve's crafty.
Val: ...then took off with the bug-lady to give birth in a secret location.
Deceptacle #1: They're probably starting an ant-baby machete-squad splinter group! (All Decepticles gasp)
Val: Steve mentioned that.
Val: Yeah, then put me in her armor to make it look like I did it...
Deceptacle #2: Damn, that Steve's crafty.
Val: ...then took off with the bug-lady to give birth in a secret location.
Deceptacle #1: They're probably starting an ant-baby machete-squad splinter group! (All Decepticles gasp)
Val: Steve mentioned that.
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Wendell: I just killed a man for her; she don't even know my name. High school all over again.
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