8 Simple Rules Quotes
Paul: So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
Paul: (doorbell rings) Me too.
Rory: Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
Paul: (doorbell rings) Me too.
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[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]
Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Kerry: Must be casual sex day at school.
Bridget: Hey, at least I get...
[Paul turns to Bridget]
Bridget: ...look good.
Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
Bridget: It's a thong.
Paul: It's floss.
Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.
Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Kerry: Must be casual sex day at school.
Bridget: Hey, at least I get...
[Paul turns to Bridget]
Bridget: ...look good.
Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
Bridget: It's a thong.
Paul: It's floss.
Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.
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Bridget and Kerry: (both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!
Paul: Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.
Paul: Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.
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Bridget: No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.
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Paul: Does everyone have a cell phone? How much am I paying for these?
Bridget: Dad, you get the phones for free.
Bridget: Dad, you get the phones for free.
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Cate: I just got here. I forgot to pick up my allergy medicine. Do you think you can drop by the pharmacy?
Paul: Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff.
Cate: No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.
Paul: Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff.
Cate: No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.
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Cate: Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall.
Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.
Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.
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Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.
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Kerry(when Bridget tells them her new beu Travis is a Basketball player): He's a baller.
Travis: Holla.
Kerry: Holla back, brotha.
Travis: Uh-huh.
Travis: Holla.
Kerry: Holla back, brotha.
Travis: Uh-huh.
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Kerry(makes fun of Bridget shaking her head from side to side) Like, oh my God! I'm Bridget. I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk.
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Paul: Come on Cate, dance with me.
Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.
Cate: Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Paul: Fine, I'll dance by myself.
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Paul: What's it called when you're damned it you do, damned if you don't? Fatherhood.
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Kerry: He thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham.(Bridget has a confused look on her face) Great Expectations…? (Bridget’s still confused) Charles Dickens…? (Bridget’s still confused) A book…?
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Bridget: She’s in bed with him, and you do nothing?
Kerry: We’re on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.
Kerry: We’re on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.
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Kerry: (trying to get people to adopt a dog) Make it a real Christmas. Take home a homeless animal...(scoffs at the person walking away) Idiot.
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Cate: [About Bridget's career choice and how Paul is interfeering] Alright I'll give you an example. When I was a little girl my mother would always cut off the ends when we had a pot roast. So one day I asked her why, and she said it was because her mother always did, so I went and asked my grandmother and she said it was because her mother always did. So one day i finally went to my great-grandmothers house and I asked her why she cut the ends off her pot roast. And you know what she said? Because the pan was too small Do you see what I'm getting at?
Paul: We're having pot roast for dinner?
Paul: We're having pot roast for dinner?
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Paul: (after overhearing Bridget and Kyle talking about what he thinks is them having sex) Aha! Get away from- (sees they were talking about cinnamon buns) those cinnamon buns. They're fattening.
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