Frisky Dingo Quotes
Doctor: I can't believe you paid your daughter a million dollars never to contact you again.
Xander: Hey, she's no angel. She signed the contract too.
Doctor: Yeah...you were a huge dick.
Xander: Hey, she's no angel. She signed the contract too.
Doctor: Yeah...you were a huge dick.
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Wendell: Big push, big push! Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!
Antagone: What?!
Wendell: I'm gonna throw up. (Hovers to bathroom)
Antagone: Get back here!
Wendell: (in bathroom, having vomited) Do you have any Scope?
Antagone: Get your fat ass back here!
Antagone: What?!
Wendell: I'm gonna throw up. (Hovers to bathroom)
Antagone: Get back here!
Wendell: (in bathroom, having vomited) Do you have any Scope?
Antagone: Get your fat ass back here!
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Killface: What are you doing here?
Xander: Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.
Xander: Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.
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Wendell: You ever taken a dump and you throw up on your dick? (Sees the baby has eaten part of Antagone) Bad Cody II!
Wendell: (taking off his belt) We are about to establish some boundaries.
Wendell: (taking off his belt) We are about to establish some boundaries.
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Val: (seeing Wendell and Cody II escaping) Now what do we do?!
Deceptacle: Well, for starters, we're gonna need a bigger onesie.
Cliff: Like, fifty times I said that.
Deceptacle: Well, for starters, we're gonna need a bigger onesie.
Cliff: Like, fifty times I said that.
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Killface: All right, robots, make 'em clatter. (Deceptacles do nothing) Means drop your weapons.
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Val: Well, now what do we do?
Deceptacle: I don't know about you guys, but I'm not just gonna sit here while 600 pounds of crab meat goes bad!
Deceptacle: I don't know about you guys, but I'm not just gonna sit here while 600 pounds of crab meat goes bad!
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Killface: What on earth are you wearing?
Xander: It's a halo, idiot! Not grab bars.
Killface: Are those underoos?
Xander: I'm Awesome X!
Killface: Oh...
Xander: Ta-da.
Killface: I don't...know if I ever knew that. (Simon mumbles) Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Xander: Snip-snap.
Killface: Snip-snap, indeed.
Xander: It's a halo, idiot! Not grab bars.
Killface: Are those underoos?
Xander: I'm Awesome X!
Killface: Oh...
Xander: Ta-da.
Killface: I don't...know if I ever knew that. (Simon mumbles) Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Xander: Snip-snap.
Killface: Snip-snap, indeed.
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Stan: What about the World Court?
Taqu'il: C'mon, man, the Hague is a fucking joke.
Stan: Good point.
Taqu'il: C'mon, man, the Hague is a fucking joke.
Stan: Good point.
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(Xander's Phone): Ca-at Par-taay...
Xander: Hang on. Go time.
Killface: "Cat Party." "Welcome to five months ago!"
Xander: Welcome to "shut up, I'm on the phone"!
Killface: I'm down with "Dog Party" now.
(Killface's Phone): Do-og Par-taay...
Xander: Hang on. Go time.
Killface: "Cat Party." "Welcome to five months ago!"
Xander: Welcome to "shut up, I'm on the phone"!
Killface: I'm down with "Dog Party" now.
(Killface's Phone): Do-og Par-taay...
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Xander: No wonder he loves cock...ney accents! (hums the opening bars of "Rule, Britannia!")
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Deceptacle #1: Aw yeah, get 'em in there! (Kicks barrel of mini-cobs into pool) Can't have a clambake without corn.
Deceptacle #2: Can we have one without clams?
Deceptacle #1: Okay, uh...this is now Lowcountry boil.
Deceptacle #2: Yeah, I still think that has clams.
Deceptacle #1: Well, I'm sorry the prison food truck didn't have a fresh load of quahogs, but let's still give it up to Curtis for lettin' us hijack it!
Deceptacle #2: Can we have one without clams?
Deceptacle #1: Okay, uh...this is now Lowcountry boil.
Deceptacle #2: Yeah, I still think that has clams.
Deceptacle #1: Well, I'm sorry the prison food truck didn't have a fresh load of quahogs, but let's still give it up to Curtis for lettin' us hijack it!
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Taqu'il: Man, this launch panel is just a breeder reactor wired to the ignition of a '98 Celica. Stan, I can hot-wire this.
Stan: Um, we may have a larger problem. (Killface and Xander are holding him at gunpoint)
Killface: Yes, I'm afraid you do.
Stan: Um, we may have a larger problem. (Killface and Xander are holding him at gunpoint)
Killface: Yes, I'm afraid you do.
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Killface: Mother!
Lady Mom: Evelyn!
Xander: Evelyn?!
Killface: It's a man's name!
Lady Mom: Evelyn!
Xander: Evelyn?!
Killface: It's a man's name!
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Lady Mom: Why haven't you destroyed this planet?
Killface: Well, uh, you see...
Lady Mom: (gasps) And where are your clothes?!
Killface: Welp... Funny story.
Killface: Well, uh, you see...
Lady Mom: (gasps) And where are your clothes?!
Killface: Welp... Funny story.
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