Frisky Dingo Quotes
Taqu'il: We can win this election.
Killface: How? Giving out free bus rides?
Dottie: Well, who wants to ride in some crappy old bus with no windows? [Baby Lamont happily chirps] Oh, you just like trips.
Killface: How? Giving out free bus rides?
Dottie: Well, who wants to ride in some crappy old bus with no windows? [Baby Lamont happily chirps] Oh, you just like trips.
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Killface: [after Simon shoots down Xander's plane] Take that, you bum-snacking Republican!
Taqu'il: Damn it, I thought we were going to campaign on the issues!
Killface: Oh, lighten up.
Taqu'il: Damn it, I thought we were going to campaign on the issues!
Killface: Oh, lighten up.
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Grace: If you leave me to burn to death in this plane, we are just finished!
Xander: Well...we'll always have Vegas.
Grace: That wasn't me!
Xander: Well...okay.
[Xander, with Stan on his back, jumps out]
Grace: You bastard! God, still can't stay mad at him! [Jumps out after him]
Xander: Well...we'll always have Vegas.
Grace: That wasn't me!
Xander: Well...okay.
[Xander, with Stan on his back, jumps out]
Grace: You bastard! God, still can't stay mad at him! [Jumps out after him]
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Stan: Thank you for saving me.
Xander: Hey, don't get all Sophie's Choice, man. You know, think of all the sympathy cooz I'm gonna get. "Oh, where's your girlfriend," "Oh, she burned to death," "Oh, my god, put your penis in my vagina." I'll be killin' it, man.
Xander: Hey, don't get all Sophie's Choice, man. You know, think of all the sympathy cooz I'm gonna get. "Oh, where's your girlfriend," "Oh, she burned to death," "Oh, my god, put your penis in my vagina." I'll be killin' it, man.
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Xander: [talking head] So, this is probably on the down-low, [picture of Xander standing over a shot panda] but every year I go on these sorta...well, I guess they're like "grey market safaris."
Interviewer: Is that a panda bear?
Xander: Yep, the most dangerous game.
Interviewer: Man! Man is the most dangerous game.
Xander: Well, tell that to a mommy panda protecting her cubs.
Interviewer: That's disgusting!
Xander: You should see when they skin it. [Xander pulls the microphone down to his mouth] No, seriously. You'd puke your guts out
Interviewer: Is that a panda bear?
Xander: Yep, the most dangerous game.
Interviewer: Man! Man is the most dangerous game.
Xander: Well, tell that to a mommy panda protecting her cubs.
Interviewer: That's disgusting!
Xander: You should see when they skin it. [Xander pulls the microphone down to his mouth] No, seriously. You'd puke your guts out
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Killface: You should be out doing this too.
Taqu'il: Two movies: Surviving the Game, Deliverance. Not gonna happen.
Taqu'il: Two movies: Surviving the Game, Deliverance. Not gonna happen.
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Stan: And so now, Mr. Crews will hunt.
Xander: Well, then, put down the bamboo.
Stan: What fucking bamboo?
Xander: You gotta put a big pile of it down, and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all, "gotta find some bamboo for my babies," and you're like [fires shotgun] POW! Peel'er one
Xander: Well, then, put down the bamboo.
Stan: What fucking bamboo?
Xander: You gotta put a big pile of it down, and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all, "gotta find some bamboo for my babies," and you're like [fires shotgun] POW! Peel'er one
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Xander: You think they're looking for us?
Killface: Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.
[In Killface's apartment, Dottie and Taqu'il watch a NASCAR race]
Taqu'il: Man, I can't believe this.
Dottie: Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.
Taqu'il: No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!
Dottie: God love him.
Stan: All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?
Dottie: See, now he gets me.
Killface: Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.
[In Killface's apartment, Dottie and Taqu'il watch a NASCAR race]
Taqu'il: Man, I can't believe this.
Dottie: Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.
Taqu'il: No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!
Dottie: God love him.
Stan: All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?
Dottie: See, now he gets me.
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Killface: [going towards duck call] Come on, it's that way.
Xander: Dibs on the dark meat...
Killface: Shut up!
Xander: ...she said.
Killface: Turn six!
Xander: Dibs on the dark meat...
Killface: Shut up!
Xander: ...she said.
Killface: Turn six!
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Waitress: Sir, care to sample a yummy wee-muf?
Stan: [typing] Why the hell would you come over here and presume that I would want a yummy... mmmmmiss-muf?
Stan: [typing] Why the hell would you come over here and presume that I would want a yummy... mmmmmiss-muf?
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Killface: It's the international, you know, cry for help in the wilderness, bang bang bang, three quick shots.
Xander: Where'd you hear that?
Killface: It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...
Xander: Oh, was it that movie The Bear?
Killface: Shut up, no, it was...
Xander: B.J. and the Bear?
Killface: Tony Hopkins was in it.
Xander: Oh, God, is he great?
Killface: I could watch him read the phone book.
Xander: And pay money to see it.
Xander: Where'd you hear that?
Killface: It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...
Xander: Oh, was it that movie The Bear?
Killface: Shut up, no, it was...
Xander: B.J. and the Bear?
Killface: Tony Hopkins was in it.
Xander: Oh, God, is he great?
Killface: I could watch him read the phone book.
Xander: And pay money to see it.
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Killface: Do you want to argue over it until we both die of hypothermia?
Xander: No, but I'm prepared to!
Killface: Fine, we'll do it together.
[Xander chuckles]
Killface: Would you turn six, please?!
Xander: No, but I'm prepared to!
Killface: Fine, we'll do it together.
[Xander chuckles]
Killface: Would you turn six, please?!
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Killface: Three quick ones, on three...one...
Xander: Wait, why do you get to count?
Killface: God, all right, you count!
Xander: All I'm asking. One...
Killface: Oh, my God!
Xander: Damn it!
Killface: The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge. Why aren't you counting?
Xander: Wait, why do you get to count?
Killface: God, all right, you count!
Xander: All I'm asking. One...
Killface: Oh, my God!
Xander: Damn it!
Killface: The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge. Why aren't you counting?
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Xander: Two...
[Val pops up from marsh with rifle and fires three shots, followed by two off-screen splashes]
Val: Three. [Makes duck call]
[Val pops up from marsh with rifle and fires three shots, followed by two off-screen splashes]
Val: Three. [Makes duck call]
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[Fifty minutes after the computer goes down]
Stan: No, what are the last three digits?
Xander: I don't even see the I.P. address.
Stan: It's right up...
Xander: Now I'm thinking of I.P Freely. Now I'm thinking of Ace Frehley. Stan, Ace Frehley...
Stan: Oh, for fuck's sake...
Xander: Put him in on list.
Stan: Why is the damn thing turned off?
Xander: You said shut down.
Stan: Momentarily, a half an hour ago!
Xander: Well, I didn't go to computer academy!
Stan: Oh, shut the fuck up!
Stan: No, what are the last three digits?
Xander: I don't even see the I.P. address.
Stan: It's right up...
Xander: Now I'm thinking of I.P Freely. Now I'm thinking of Ace Frehley. Stan, Ace Frehley...
Stan: Oh, for fuck's sake...
Xander: Put him in on list.
Stan: Why is the damn thing turned off?
Xander: You said shut down.
Stan: Momentarily, a half an hour ago!
Xander: Well, I didn't go to computer academy!
Stan: Oh, shut the fuck up!
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Killface: Barnaby, my God, did you see that?
Xander: Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!
Xander: Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!
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Dottie: ...and, as you know, American voters insist on a Christian president.
Killface: That's me. I'm Christian in spades!
Dottie: But you have to be subtle about it.
Killface: I'm subtle in spades!
Taqu'il: They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.
Killface: That's me. I'm Christian in spades!
Dottie: But you have to be subtle about it.
Killface: I'm subtle in spades!
Taqu'il: They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.
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Grace: As a Democrat, don't you support a woman's right to choose?
Killface: You mean her right to be a whore?
Killface: You mean her right to be a whore?
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Xander: (on headline outing Simon) BOOSH! Dude, we have got to jump on this with both feet.
Stan: Nope.
Xander: I want WebTV, I want Bluetube...
Stan: Nope, we leave this one alone.
Xander: Why?
Stan: Because two words: John Kerry.
Xander: Who?
Stan: Exactly.
Xander: [Beat] ...He some sort of famous gay dude?
Stan: Nope.
Xander: I want WebTV, I want Bluetube...
Stan: Nope, we leave this one alone.
Xander: Why?
Stan: Because two words: John Kerry.
Xander: Who?
Stan: Exactly.
Xander: [Beat] ...He some sort of famous gay dude?
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Wendell: [Wendell is visiting Cody in jail. Cody has the appearance of a stereotypical 'prison bitch'.] So, you think you could move some product in here?
Cody: [sighs] I'll...have to check with Gary.
Wendell: Who the hell's Gary? [long pause as Cody looks down] Ohhh.
Cody: [sighs] I'll...have to check with Gary.
Wendell: Who the hell's Gary? [long pause as Cody looks down] Ohhh.
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Xander: I do have shortlist of four tentative maybes.
Stan: [grabbing list]] Let's see here...
Xander: Okay, Snatch-mo.
Stan: [reading] Roxanne, the Real Roxanne, Roxanne Shanté, and Salman Rushdie.
Xander: Which...I think it's actually "Salmon."
Stan: [grabbing list]] Let's see here...
Xander: Okay, Snatch-mo.
Stan: [reading] Roxanne, the Real Roxanne, Roxanne Shanté, and Salman Rushdie.
Xander: Which...I think it's actually "Salmon."
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Xander: Huh, well, we'll just see what old Wikipedia has to say about this Canada business... Why is, um... nothing's happening here.
Stan: You're not connected to the Internet!
Xander: The what?
Stan: You're not connected to the Internet!
Xander: The what?
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Killface: [looking at Lamont's homemade "get well soob" card] Damn it, Lamont, what did I say about the macaroni?!
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Stan: Give my regards to Hooper.
Xander: [in Awesome X gear]And what's that supposed to mean? You know, I hate it...with your little snotty foreshadowing.
Xander: [in Awesome X gear]And what's that supposed to mean? You know, I hate it...with your little snotty foreshadowing.
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Deceptacle #1: Hooper's in charge now.
Awesome X: How and why is Hooper in charge?!
Deceptacle #1: Well...you know, he's...got a lot of great ideas and...um...leadership...ideas.
Awesome X: It's his tits, isn't it!
Deceptacle #1: Oh, my God, are his tits not insane?
Awesome X: [sighs] They totally are.
Deceptacle #2: Oh, and not just his tits either.
Awesome X and Decepatacle #2: His ass.
Awesome X: It's like a peach, I've seen it.
Awesome X: How and why is Hooper in charge?!
Deceptacle #1: Well...you know, he's...got a lot of great ideas and...um...leadership...ideas.
Awesome X: It's his tits, isn't it!
Deceptacle #1: Oh, my God, are his tits not insane?
Awesome X: [sighs] They totally are.
Deceptacle #2: Oh, and not just his tits either.
Awesome X and Decepatacle #2: His ass.
Awesome X: It's like a peach, I've seen it.
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Deceptacle #3: Sing the song, dude.
Awesome X: There's a song?!
Deceptacle #3: [singing] Deceptacles...
Deceptacles: [joining in] More than you bargained for. [One does a drum solo]
Deceptacle #4: Way to ruin it, "Neil Peart"
Awesome X: There's a song?!
Deceptacle #3: [singing] Deceptacles...
Deceptacles: [joining in] More than you bargained for. [One does a drum solo]
Deceptacle #4: Way to ruin it, "Neil Peart"
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