DuckTales Quotes
Scrooge: (after Merlock and Dijon double-cross them) D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!
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Launchpad: Forward, ho! (they crash into the wall) Reverse, ho!
Scrooge: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
Scrooge: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!
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Merlock: They have vanished!
Dijon: B-but how?
Merlock: With the lamp, you fool! And you help me get it back! (dangles Dijon over the giant scorpions) Or their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine!
Dijon: B-but how?
Merlock: With the lamp, you fool! And you help me get it back! (dangles Dijon over the giant scorpions) Or their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine!
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Scrooge: I cannot work, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home!
Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch?
Scrooge: Sell it!
Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch?
Scrooge: Sell it!
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Webby: As soon as I'm done polishing my tea pot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies!
Huey: Thanks for the warning.
Huey: Thanks for the warning.
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Genie: (reading an encyclopedia)Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar moved his palace there!
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Genie: (seeing a globe) Hey, what's this? A baseball? A bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
Huey: It's a globe of the earth.
Genie: Get out! You mean the world isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp a long time.
Huey: It's a globe of the earth.
Genie: Get out! You mean the world isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp a long time.
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Huey: Wait a second! What about our wishes?
Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes.
Webby: Yeah! Three wishes for every master.
Genie: Oh, darn! Everybody remembers that part.
Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes.
Webby: Yeah! Three wishes for every master.
Genie: Oh, darn! Everybody remembers that part.
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Louie: I'll have the first wish! I'm gonna wish for a million wishes!
Genie: Get serious! That never works.
Genie: Get serious! That never works.
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Huey: Uh-oh! It's our nanny!
Louie: Hurry! Hide the elephant!
Dewey: Oh yeah, like where?
Louie: Hurry! Hide the elephant!
Dewey: Oh yeah, like where?
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Scrooge: (after Mrs. Beakley swears there was a baby elephant in the library) Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?
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Genie: Not the lamp! Put me in a doghouse! A madhouse! Even a house of pancakes! ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP!
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Nephews: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
Webby: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!
Webby: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!
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Huey: I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae. Uh, but not too big.
Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down!
(Ice cream and whipped cream fall from the sky and land in the kiddie pool, but a giant cherry lands on Huey's head.)
Genie: Hmmm... gotta watch out for that wind shear.
Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down!
(Ice cream and whipped cream fall from the sky and land in the kiddie pool, but a giant cherry lands on Huey's head.)
Genie: Hmmm... gotta watch out for that wind shear.
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Mrs. Beakley: Should I call the police?
Scrooge: Aye - to hold me down when those rascals get back! This time, they'll be grounded for a month! No video games, no television, and no more friends...!
(Huey whispers something to Genie, who zaps Scrooge)
Scrooge: ...for the night?
Kids: We're back!
Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge: (stern) Aye... (loving) Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey: Uh, no thanks, Unca Scrooge. We're kinda full.
Webby: And sleepy.
Scrooge: That's because it's past your bedtime! Now scoot along, me we ones.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, & Webby: Good night, Unca Scrooge!
Genie: Nighty-night.
Scrooge: Sleep tight!
Duckworth: (deadpan) That's telling them, sir.
Scrooge: Aye - to hold me down when those rascals get back! This time, they'll be grounded for a month! No video games, no television, and no more friends...!
(Huey whispers something to Genie, who zaps Scrooge)
Scrooge: ...for the night?
Kids: We're back!
Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge: (stern) Aye... (loving) Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey: Uh, no thanks, Unca Scrooge. We're kinda full.
Webby: And sleepy.
Scrooge: That's because it's past your bedtime! Now scoot along, me we ones.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, & Webby: Good night, Unca Scrooge!
Genie: Nighty-night.
Scrooge: Sleep tight!
Duckworth: (deadpan) That's telling them, sir.
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Genie: Shouldn't we be bird-watching?
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.
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Dijon: Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brains of a garbanzo bean!
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Huey: Your master was a bird?
Genie: A bird, snake, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer!
Dewey: But he can't still be alive!
Louie: He'd be ancient.
Huey: Yeah! Older than Unca Scrooge, even.
Genie: Yeah. Except his first wish was to live forever.
Huey: Ooooh! Good wisher.
Genie: Nooooo - bad wisher. (sobbing) Oh, you don't know! He made me do the worst things.
Dewey: Like what?
Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everyone's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! (sobbing harder) And poor Pompeii! Old Mt. Vesuvius would never have blown her top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
Genie: A bird, snake, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer!
Dewey: But he can't still be alive!
Louie: He'd be ancient.
Huey: Yeah! Older than Unca Scrooge, even.
Genie: Yeah. Except his first wish was to live forever.
Huey: Ooooh! Good wisher.
Genie: Nooooo - bad wisher. (sobbing) Oh, you don't know! He made me do the worst things.
Dewey: Like what?
Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everyone's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! (sobbing harder) And poor Pompeii! Old Mt. Vesuvius would never have blown her top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
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Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the Talisman.
Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
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[Merlock, as a hawk, flies over Scrooge's estate carrying Dijon]
Dijon There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here... (Merlock flies over a briar patch) B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! (Merlock drops him in the briar patch) Ow! That is going to leave a nasty mark!
Dijon There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here... (Merlock flies over a briar patch) B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! (Merlock drops him in the briar patch) Ow! That is going to leave a nasty mark!
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Merlock: Then we begin our search...
Dijon: (climbing out of briar patch) But I am not a popular favorite in that house. Scrooge find me, he kill me!
Merlock: (knocks Dijon back into the briar patch) Then stay behind if you wish!
Dijon: (climbing out of briar patch) But I am not a popular favorite in that house. Scrooge find me, he kill me!
Merlock: (knocks Dijon back into the briar patch) Then stay behind if you wish!
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Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball!
Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.
Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.
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Webby: Genie, you're going to love playing tea party.
Genie: I know, I've read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
Webby: No no no, silly, not a Boston Tea Party!
Genie: I know, I've read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
Webby: No no no, silly, not a Boston Tea Party!
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