DuckTales Quotes
Fenton It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, "Ducks of Hazard." Uh, "now look what you've done!" ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?
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Fenton: (in disguise) Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!
Ma Beagle: Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
Fenton: Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
Baggy: Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
Fenton: B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
Burger: Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
Fenton: Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
Ma Beagle: Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
Fenton: Uh, would you believe I was adopted?
Ma Beagle: Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
Fenton: Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
Baggy: Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
Fenton: B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
Burger: Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
Fenton: Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
Ma Beagle: Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
Fenton: Uh, would you believe I was adopted?
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Ma Beagle: Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?
Bigtime: What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.
Ma Beagle: Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.
Bigtime: What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.
Ma Beagle: Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.
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Fenton: Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.
Baggy: Uh, really?Fenton: Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
Bigtime: Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!
Baggy: Uh, really?Fenton: Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
Bigtime: Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!
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GizmoDuck: Gandra! Would you believe you've stolen my heart?
Gandra: So is that any reason to steal my car?
Gandra: So is that any reason to steal my car?
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Ma Beagle: It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!
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Launchpad: What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?
Scrooge: Is this a multiple-choice question?
Scrooge: Is this a multiple-choice question?
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Fenton: [watching Scrooge freak out and begin to make squirrel noises] Interesting...
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Scrooge: Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
Fenton: That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
Scrooge: Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Fenton: Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
Fenton: That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
Scrooge: Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Fenton: Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
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General Chiquita: It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
Fenton: Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
Fenton: Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
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Scrooge: What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
General Chiquita: I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
Fenton: But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
General Chiquita: I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
Fenton: But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
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Fenton: Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
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Scrooge: Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
Fenton: Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
Fenton: Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
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Scrooge: (after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down) Well, you get an "A" in home wreckonomics.
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Fenton's Mother: I'm so proud! My own son on Oprah Webfeet! And to think your class voted you most likely to become homeless.
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Mrs. Crackshell: [Reading a telegram from Fenton] Dear Mama, if you thought my head was in the clouds before, you should see me now. Your ever-loving and free-floating son, Fenton. P.S. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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Scrooge: Well, you're no-good, low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but... keep up the good work!
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Dr. von Swine: Now I must go! I have a one o'clock beak transplant, and I can't keep the patient waiting or she won't pay for her bill.
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Ma Beagle: Hang on, boys! Your mother's about to enter the state of matrimony!
Burger: Is that the state near Minny-soty?
Burger: Is that the state near Minny-soty?
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Ma Beagle: How about a little kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]
Scrooge: I'd rather kiss Shamu the whale!
Scrooge: I'd rather kiss Shamu the whale!
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Scrooge: I'm allergic to money, you know. All I have to do is touch it and I break out into a rash of cash!
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Glomgold: You understand what to do?
Dijon: Perfectly, Mr. Gleamgold. I mean, Goldheart. Heartburn?
Glomgold: Glomgold, you brick-brain!
Dijon: You are very perceptive, sir. Most people are not aware of Dijon's brain.
Dijon: Perfectly, Mr. Gleamgold. I mean, Goldheart. Heartburn?
Glomgold: Glomgold, you brick-brain!
Dijon: You are very perceptive, sir. Most people are not aware of Dijon's brain.
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[Gizmoduck gets distracted while he is supposed to be rescuing a man from a crumbling platform. He finally saves the panicked guy in the nick of time by flying up with his propellor.]
Gizmoduck: [points to his propellor helmet] And I bet you thought my head was only filled with brains!
Rescued Citizen: Oh, I would never think that!
Gizmoduck: [points to his propellor helmet] And I bet you thought my head was only filled with brains!
Rescued Citizen: Oh, I would never think that!
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