DuckTales Quotes
Webby: If Millionara offered me an apple in the forest, I sure wouldn't eat it!
Goldie: You say "I do," and I'll show you the breeze of my shotgun!
Goldie: You no-good varmint! I'll teach ya to lay eyes on another woman!
Launchpad: Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!
Goldie: You say "I do," and I'll show you the breeze of my shotgun!
Goldie: You no-good varmint! I'll teach ya to lay eyes on another woman!
Launchpad: Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!
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Launchpad: Gee, she's nice. Do you think I made an impression?
Huey: What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?
Launchpad: All three.
Huey: What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?
Launchpad: All three.
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Bubba: Skooge home?
Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?
Launchpad: It's in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.
Bubba: Bubba help.
Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.
Bubba: Bubba come?
Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come.
Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?
Launchpad: It's in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.
Bubba: Bubba help.
Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.
Bubba: Bubba come?
Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come.
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Burger: Hey look, it's Ma! She musta broke outta jail!
Bouncer: That's not Ma; it's Bigtime.
Burger: Oh yeah; Ma's beard is darker.
Bouncer: That's not Ma; it's Bigtime.
Burger: Oh yeah; Ma's beard is darker.
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Glomgold: (seeing Scrooge on the news) Quick, give me something to throw!
(Bouncer gives him a vase, that Glomgold throws into the TV)
Glomgold: AAH! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!
Bouncer: Not anymore!
(Bouncer gives him a vase, that Glomgold throws into the TV)
Glomgold: AAH! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!
Bouncer: Not anymore!
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Scrooge: Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him!
Louie: But we gotta go to school!
Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!
Louie: But we gotta go to school!
Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!
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(at the Natural History Museum)
Tour Guide: Scientists say that the Triceratops was a slow-moving, gentle creature.
(Bubba and Tootsie come charging through the room, wreaking havoc)
Tour Guide: ...But what do they know?
Tour Guide: Scientists say that the Triceratops was a slow-moving, gentle creature.
(Bubba and Tootsie come charging through the room, wreaking havoc)
Tour Guide: ...But what do they know?
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[The Beagle Boys have taken over Scrooge's money bin, and Scrooge assembles an army outside to storm the bin.]
Glomgold: Aw, what happened? Did you lose your key?
Scrooge: Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?
Glomgold: Aw, now you make me blush. But times a wasting! You owe me ten million dollars by noon tomorrow, or you can kiss your diamond mine goodbye! (his car speeds off)
Scrooge: Ohh, YOU...! YOU...!
(wheels around and points his cane at the bin)
Scrooge: CHAAAAAAARGE!
Glomgold: Aw, what happened? Did you lose your key?
Scrooge: Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?
Glomgold: Aw, now you make me blush. But times a wasting! You owe me ten million dollars by noon tomorrow, or you can kiss your diamond mine goodbye! (his car speeds off)
Scrooge: Ohh, YOU...! YOU...!
(wheels around and points his cane at the bin)
Scrooge: CHAAAAAAARGE!
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Glomgold: (chasing Bubba and Tootsie) I'll get you, laddie, and your little dinosaur too!
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(riding on Tootsie's back with Bubba)
Scrooge: Bubba, I need to find a phone!
Bubba: Phone?
Scrooge(mimes answering a telephone) Ring, ring, hello?
Bubba: (mimes back) Hewwo!
Scroobe: Never mind, just turn here.
Scrooge: Bubba, I need to find a phone!
Bubba: Phone?
Scrooge(mimes answering a telephone) Ring, ring, hello?
Bubba: (mimes back) Hewwo!
Scroobe: Never mind, just turn here.
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Duckworth: And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, "hit the road, Jack!"
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Scrooge: Launchpad! You actually brought us down without crashing!
Launchpad: Oh, great! There goes my reputation!
Launchpad: Oh, great! There goes my reputation!
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Scrooge: (after alien robots steal the Money Bin) You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!
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Ma Beagle: Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! (Burger jumps out)
Burger: (ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck)
GizmoDuck: That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. (Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes)
GizmoDuck: Thanks, sucker!
Burger: (ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck)
GizmoDuck: That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. (Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes)
GizmoDuck: Thanks, sucker!
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Fenton: Hey, Ma! Look what I'm wearing!
Ma Crackshell: Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?
Ma Crackshell: Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?
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Ma Beagle: (chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie) Come back with that cash!
Burger: (follows) Come back with those desserts!
Burger: (follows) Come back with those desserts!
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Fenton: Together we can turn the financial world upside down!
Scrooge: Do you mind if we start with my clothes?
Scrooge: Do you mind if we start with my clothes?
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Launchpad: (on walkie-talkie) Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
Scrooge: Just make sure you don't roll into anything. (hears some noises over the walky-talky) What's all that racket?
Launchpad: Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
Scrooge: (hears people screaming) Why are people screaming?
Launchpad: Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
Scrooge: How far are you from the mountain I bought?
Launchpad: I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
Scrooge: Just make sure you don't roll into anything. (hears some noises over the walky-talky) What's all that racket?
Launchpad: Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
Scrooge: (hears people screaming) Why are people screaming?
Launchpad: Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
Scrooge: How far are you from the mountain I bought?
Launchpad: I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
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Ma Beagle: You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?
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Bigtime: It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!
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Fenton: The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
Scrooge: Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
Fenton: Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
Scrooge: Dime? What dime?!
Fenton: Oh, just an old shiny one.
Scrooge: In a glass case?!
Fenton: Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
Scrooge: That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
Fenton: Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
Scrooge: Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! (phone explodes in Fenton's face)
Fenton: I think he's mad.
Scrooge: Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
Fenton: Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
Scrooge: Dime? What dime?!
Fenton: Oh, just an old shiny one.
Scrooge: In a glass case?!
Fenton: Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
Scrooge: That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
Fenton: Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
Scrooge: Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! (phone explodes in Fenton's face)
Fenton: I think he's mad.
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Ma Beagle: Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!
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City Official: This is worse than the terrorists who held the city attorney hostage with an accordian!
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